Underrated SpongeBob Quotes

[dmandaboi]

Post quotes you consider underrated here.

Mine:

:sbx: : Don’t worry Mr. Krabs, as long as these pants are square, and this sponge is bob, I will not let you down!
:krabsx: : Uh, SpongeBob? Could you let me down?
-Imitation Krabs

:sbx: : But a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy. And what could be better than serving up smiles?
:squidx: : Being dead, or anything else.
-Can You Spare A Dime?

:krabsx: : I realized there's a lot of young people on the go these days. They don't have time to sit down and eat. They're too busy out on the open road living their dreams.
:sbx: : I used to have a dream.
:krabsx: : Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually.
-Driven to Tears

 

[HarryPotterLives]

"Do instruments of torture count?" :plankx:
I've always found that line way funnier than the mayonnaise line honestly

 

[CakeCup]

"Your potty has a shocky thing in it." -Patrick, Chum Bucket Supreme

 

[Sparknova]

"YES IM SAVED YOUR WIFE EXPLODED" - Single Cell Anniversary

 

[SarahGiraffe]

Have you forgotten what we're looking for knee-deep in yesterday's Top 40 Songs?!

Spongebob, what are you doing here?! You're gonna cost me some loot if you don't get your square keister home!

Mr. Krabs! I wanna go to bed!

Ha, ha, ha, good one, Squidward! Whoo!
Not on your life, sport.

Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs.

Oh, my gosh! Jeffrey Jellyfish! W-w-wait, Jeffrey! I have to touch you!

Spongebob, I'm glad you learned your lesson: Hero worship is unhealthy. Come on, Jeffrey.

 

[Sparknova]

And Krabs will be the pathetic one, in an empty restaurant, stuck with a computer for a wife - Spongicus

 

[Pinhead Larry]

Hey kid you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention - Bikini Bottomite, Bossy Boots

I know what I've done - Builder, Suction Cup Symphony

Tell my wife I love her! - Sarge, Mrs Puff, You're Fired

You don't need me to chew your food for you, or make you a backscratcher out of my own spine!? - Krabs, Krusty Towers

Mr Krabs, I've served a lot of junk here, but a hair patty? - Squidward, Wigstruck

When in doubt, pinky out - Patrick, Tea at the Treedome

Nah, I've been doing this for years, way before I started copying you! - Patrick, Big Pink Loser

Prolonged exposure, to the orb of confusion, will lead to... confusion! - Mermaid Man, MM/BB III

Now drive! - Barnacle Boy - Night Light

I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants - Patrick, Rise and Shine

Did somebody say rash cream? - SpongeBob, Squid's Visit

Mr Squidward, try cutting down on the broccoli - Krabs, Perfect Chemistry

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

"That naive cube! How long must I suffer this?"
-F.U.N

 

[The Appetizer]

"Your potty has a shocky thing in it!"- Patrick, "Chum Bucket Supreme"
"Well, at least I still have my personality."- Fish, "Pre-Hibernation Week"
"I've gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants!"- Patrick, "Rise and Shine"
"Some day, but not today."- Fish in Ticket Booth, "Dunces and Dragons"
"Can you show me how to tie my shoes?" "Aargh, I be just a paintin' of a head."- SpongeBob and Painty the Pirate, "Your Shoe's Untied"
"Wamp, wamp, waaaaaaaaamp."- Anchovy Jellyspotter, "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic"

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

 

[CakeCup]

"Wamp, wamp, waaaaaaaaamp."- Anchovy Jellyspotter, "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic"

WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!? -Kevin, I'm Your Biggest Fanatic

Anyway, here's some more:
"Not the bowling alley!" -Fish, Dunces and Dragons
"I told you he was on to us!" -Fish, Jellyfish Hunter
"But I don't like pistachio!" -Fish kid, Hocus Pocus
"I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box" -Fish, Idiot Box

 

[Fondue Pot]

:spongebob: Hey, Squidward! Guess who just got a job!
:squidward: Guess who just quit.

- Big Pink Loser

 

[The Red Lizard]

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

 

[dmandaboi]

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

That's not underrated at all. It's actually VERY overrated. -_~

 

[The Red Lizard]

That's not underrated at all. It's actually VERY overrated. -_~

Oh god, I actually thought the topic was about overrated quotes. Good point-out; I did not catch that. xP

 

[dmandaboi]

Oh god, I actually thought the topic was about overrated quotes. Good point-out; I did not catch that. xP

Lol. I thought you were joking for a second

 

[BobCarotte]

"This town ain’t big enough for the two of us." - SpongeBob, Life of Crime

 

[Squiddit]

This,isn't dandruff control shampoo... this is MIND CONTROLL SHAMPOO!

With conditioner!
-Plankton, Mermaid Man Vs SpongeBob

 

[Honest Slug]

"Gary, put Puffy Fluffy down this instant!"
- SpongeBob, A Pal for Gary

Just kidding.

"Is Patrick thinking again?"
- Squidward, Sing a Song of Patrick

 

[The Appetizer]

"Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?"- Patrick, "Life of Crime"