Under-appreciated spongebob quotes

One conversation in Shanghaied that I'm not sure gets much love:

SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?
Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward!
SpongeBob: Like movie passes?
Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug?! (Both start bouncing excitedly)

Shanghaied always felt a bit wacky even for the show's standards, and it's the small moments like these that are the reason why.
 
SBManiac!!!!!! said:
The quote that used to be in my signature:
"It's the apocalypse! Office products falling from the sky!"
- Patrick, Have You Seen This Snail?

There's also this gem from Fresh of Breath Squidward:
"Welcome to the Krusty Krab, where it's almost like the evolutionary clock ticks backwards."
- Squidward
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"Fresh of Breath Squidward", LOL! The title was "Breath of Fresh Squidward", 'cause he's lemony fresh. ;)

ryanruff13 said:
Band Geeks has a lot of famous quotes in it, but one line that doesn't seem to get as much attention as the other ones is when Squidward says, "Okay, new theory: maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us." I don't know why, but something about the line is brilliant. Perhaps it's how Squidward had truly given up with them and was strapped for solutions.

There's also one part in Procrastination where after SpongeBob says "I called to have an engaging conversation with you", Patrick replies with "Well, I'm listening." It's such a clever, snarky line from Patrick - I like how he was unusually smart enough to recognize that Spongebob didn't actually have something to talk about and was just procrastinating.
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Oh, I totally agree with you about the line in "Band Geeks", it IS brilliant and is one of my fave lines!

Another that I like, but am not sure how popular it is (it's been done on image macros, though).

"Who put you on the planet? Augh!" - Squilliam, 'I heart Dancing'
Something about the way he says it and then the "augh!" just cracks me up every time.
And from the same episode, I like this line a lot: "Do it a-like this! - Here I go." - Squilliam

And his giggle in 'House Fancy' when he's talking to Squiddy in the beginning after the "you know how hard being fabulous is on an empty stomach *giggle*".. The giggle is just so cute.
 
Fear Of A Krabby Patty has a lot of great lines, most of them underrated.

Spongebob: (Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at a normal looking fish wearing a light purple shirt)
Female Companion: I told you that shirt was hideous.

Krabby Patty: Hey, SpongeBob. I heard your brain was sick, so I brought you this cookie pizza. (Hands SpongeBob a cookie pizza)
Spongebob: Gee, thanks!

SpongeBob: Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.
Krabby Patty: Just remember, SpongeBob, I'll always be with you right here (points to a part of SpongeBob's stomach).
Spongebob: In my heart?
Krabby Patty: Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up.
 
SpongeBob: *snif* Today was supposed to be my perfect day but then everything (guy gets up) SIT DOWN! (Guy sits back down) but then everything turned to do do.
-Best Day Ever
 
[SIZE=12pt]Patrick:[/SIZE] No, SpongeBob! It's for me to know and for you to never find out. You may be an open book SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.[Patrick imagines a carton of milk spilling itself]

http://youtu.be/KNZSXnrbs_k

(From "The Secret Box")
 
"I am a man!"
-SpongeBob

"What color is my underwear?"
-SpongeBob

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich"
-SpongeBob

"I thought you said weast!"

"I can't see my forehead!"
 
Not really a quote, but I rofl every time Barnacle Boy is treated as "young". He was young when he started his adventures, and now he's 70 years old and people don't allow him to eat a normal meal because he's too young.
 
From Spongicus:

Plankton: I can still feel the burns. Which is why I removed all molten liquid from this maneuver. And it's why this time, I will be the one with all the customers. And Krabs will be the pathetic one, in an empty restaurant, stuck with a computer for a wife.

(Karen shuts down)

Uh, sorry honey.
 
Squidina said:
"Fresh of Breath Squidward", LOL! The title was "Breath of Fresh Squidward", 'cause he's lemony fresh. ;)
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XD I can't believe I screwed that title up. "Who put you on the planet?" is another great quote, too.


Popeye Q. Krabs said:
From Spongicus:

Plankton: I can still feel the burns. Which is why I removed all molten liquid from this maneuver. And it's why this time, I will be the one with all the customers. And Krabs will be the pathetic one, in an empty restaurant, stuck with a computer for a wife.

(Karen shuts down)

Uh, sorry honey.
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One of my favorite Plankton moments. It's stuff like this that makes me feel post-movie doesn't get enough credit sometimes.

This might be a really unpopular one, especially since it gives off the idea that he's a sociopath to some YouTube critics, but:
"SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes."
- Patrick, "The Card"
I don't know, I just really liked how nonchalant and meta it felt, like a fourth-wall break almost.

"I hate my life."
"I hate your life, too, dude."
- band members, "Sing a Song of Patrick" (the song in that episode is also gold)
 
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