STORY 3
Hocus Pocus Pathulhu
This story takes place during Spring Break 2007 and the days leading up to the spring equinox. These are customer complaints made toward Horace B. Magic for his product Mr. Magic’s ALL NEW Magical Kit of Magical Magic which was made with help from a mysterious distributor.
”I can’t believe what this kit did to my son! It had a book of spells, which seemed innocent enough, but then this portal into this strange world appeared and these weird creatures came out and almost ate me! I’ll see you in court!”
”I tried to make my pet snail disappear with your kit, but all he keeps saying is HIS POWER WILL PEAK AT THE EQUINOX, and he keeps drawing this weird starfish-kraken like creature and all these people praising him. Two people I can usually see amongst the praise is this sponge in square pants and this fat dumb-looking starfish. I think I saw them a few years back. They were flying on these reef blowers, carrying a guy in a brown shirt.”
“Your magic book created this weird vacuum-like thing that’s being eating everything in sight. Also, there’s a note that says HIS POWER PEAKS AT THE EQUINOX. I don’t even know what that means! Not to mention that every few words in the Magic Glossary is the word Pathulhu.”
After these complaints, Horace B. Magic, proprietor of Mr. Magic Magic Kits, had several court cases made against him, and suffered many financial losses. Finally, one day, he took a pack of ALL NEW Magical Kits and ran away from his company, leaving a note.
Farewell friends, for I am to find the people that wronged me and my company. They have gained a real, powerful magic in their hands, and I must stop them from using this Pathulhu from destroying the world. I do not know when I will return, but I will make this ocean right.
- Mr. Magic”