The Cool Test : SpongeBob SquarePants

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Time for Octoward ....



IS SQUIDWARD COOL?

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Test 1 : TRENDINESS

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Classic and simple. That shirt is cool. That collar for example, is a magical touch. He would've got a full 10 if it wasn't for the fact that he shows his gentlemen area without topping. In other words : No pants. And that's worse than no shirt.

Score : 7/10

Test 2 : LOOKS


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Let's adjust the train for a bit of a moment. He doesn't have hair. He has a big ugly nose. And he wears a frown almost everytime, everywhere he goes. That ain't good looks if you ask me.

Score : 5/10

Test 3 : ACHIEVEMENTS


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I called him "The under-achiever" for something.

Score : 4/10

Test 4 : FRIENDLINESS


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Duh.

Score : 1/10

Test 5 : CONFIDENCE


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(Another) Duh.

Score : 10/10

Test 6 : SENSE OF HUMOUR


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He's one of the funniest critter in Bikini Bottom. Bless his cynical wittiness. But it seems that everytime he tried to actually make a joke, it went flat out horrid. Rememember the "Arrgh rated movies"? But still, sarcasm is the best kind of humor.

Score : 9/10

Final Test : INVOLVEMENTS IN SOCIETY

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She spent most of his best years of his life sitting in a boat as a cashier. Giving society a frown and a half-hearted service. It doesn't get worse than that.

Score : 5/10

TOTAL SCORE :

41/70

Next to test : Eugene Krabs (The oil typhoon)

Coolness standings :

1. Cheeks (84% cool)
2. SquarePants (76% cool)
3. Star (63% cool)

4. Tentacles (59% cool)
 

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Even though Squids is my favorite character, I see your points.
 

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Don't expect much please . . .


IS KRABS COOL?
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Test 1 : TRENDINESS


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I kinda like it. I like the shirt, it has collars and collars are cool. I like the belt as well. I'm not sure if that's a short or not but if it isn't, it's cool.

Score : 8/10

Test 2 : LOOKS

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He's old. Old people are generally nice but not a looker. This guy has long erected eyes, a rigid nose, back spine and is red.

Score : 5/10

Test 3 : ACHIEVEMENTS

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The picture says it all. He owns the number one fast-food restaurant in Bikini Bottom with his genuine cunning management. He foils a talented child to be his minimum-wage fry cook and gives a grouchy squid the last hope.

Score : 10/10

Test 4 : FRIENDLINESS


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As long as you can give him or at least show him lots of quids and dimes, he'd be friendly. Apart from that, not sure.

Score : 6/10

Test 5 : CONFIDENCE

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To be a success, you'd need confidence. Krabs had the confidence to sell the patties in the first place. He had the confidence to sell the patties he made (without Plankton) in the first place. He's confident enough to make changes and run the business as a whole.

Score : 8/10

Test 6 : SENSE OF HUMOUR

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I've never been amused by one of his jokes. Has ever been that funny. Last time I remembered, he went comical everytime everything goes wrong.

Score : 6/10

Final Test : INVOLVEMENTS IN SOCIETY

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Yes, he gave the sea world a delicious, 'nutritious' Krabby Patty. But remember how many times he ripped them off everytime the situation comes.

Score : 7/10

TOTAL SCORE :

50/70

Next to test : S.J. Plankton (The little green pea)

Coolness standings :

1. Cheeks (84% cool)
2. SquarePants (76% cool)
3. Krabs (71% cool)
3. Star (63% cool)

4. Tentacles (59% cool)



Well that was shocking. I expected Krabs to be -20% cool.
 

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Yep I agree with your ratings of Squidward and Mr. Krabs you are very accurate! Though I think all of them are 100% cool
 
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