Don't expect much please . . .
IS KRABS COOL?
Test 1 :
TRENDINESS
I kinda like it. I like the shirt, it has collars and collars are cool. I like the belt as well. I'm not sure if that's a short or not but if it isn't, it's cool.
Score :
8/10
Test 2 :
LOOKS
He's old. Old people are generally nice but not a looker. This guy has long erected eyes, a rigid nose, back spine and is red.
Score :
5/10
Test 3 :
ACHIEVEMENTS
The picture says it all. He owns the number one fast-food restaurant in Bikini Bottom with his genuine cunning management. He foils a talented child to be his minimum-wage fry cook and gives a grouchy squid the last hope.
Score :
10/10
Test 4 :
FRIENDLINESS
As long as you can give him or at least show him lots of quids and dimes, he'd be friendly. Apart from that, not sure.
Score :
6/10
Test 5 :
CONFIDENCE
To be a success, you'd need confidence. Krabs had the confidence to sell the patties in the first place. He had the confidence to sell the patties he made (without Plankton) in the first place. He's confident enough to make changes and run the business as a whole.
Score :
8/10
Test 6 :
SENSE OF HUMOUR
I've never been amused by one of his jokes. Has ever been that funny. Last time I remembered, he went comical everytime everything goes wrong.
Score :
6/10
Final Test :
INVOLVEMENTS IN SOCIETY
Yes, he gave the sea world a delicious, 'nutritious' Krabby Patty. But remember how many times he ripped them off everytime the situation comes.
Score :
7/10
TOTAL SCORE :
50/70
Next to test :
S.J. Plankton (The little green pea)
Coolness standings :
1. Cheeks (
84% cool)
2. SquarePants (
76% cool)
3. Krabs (
71% cool)
3. Star (
63% cool)
4. Tentacles (
59% cool)
Well that was shocking. I expected Krabs to be -20% cool.