SBM: Convenience Store

Narrator: In the Video Game section of the store...

Me: IT'S DVD SECTION!

Narrator: Sorry... In the DVD section of the store, SBRM was looking for a new DVD...

Me: Of course!

Narrator: But there was no DVDs left...

Me: What? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
 
Mothra: Sorry, kid, but we only have copies of Manos: The Hands Of Fate, and Douglas just burned them.
SBRM: What quality is the print?
Mothra: No, he really burned them.
*Camera pans to Douglas and a burning pile of ET games*
Douglas: These are Manos DVDs.
*Camera pans to Douglas and a burning pile of Manos DVDs)
Douglas: Thank you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
Me: I'd better get to the video game section to see if there's any video games left. I don't want a burnt game in my DS.
 
Mothra: We have no video game section. Douglas burned all of the Intellivisions.
SBRM: I want donuts.
Mothra: Our donut supplier is based in Antarctica.
SBRM: I want some magazines.
Mothra: Okay.
 
Mothra: We have magazines for teenagers.
Me: But I only read children's magazines.
 
DJ Sponge was watching TV. A commerical came on for USB-Mart.

Commercial: USB-Mart! With all your product needs! Limited time offer: Pokmon Diamond/Pearl for the Nintendo DS is here! That's right! We HAVE Pokmon D/P! Anyone who works here gets a free copy of this game! USB-Mart! It's so much better then SBM-Mart!

Mothra walked voer to DJ Sponge.

Mothra: DJ? Have you seen Douglas? He hasn't showed up for work in three days and now I have no one to give these flowers, chocolates, and friendship rings to!
spongezilla: (sitting next to DJS) don't know, don't care
DJ Sponge: (swipes flowers and chocolates) I'll take 'em.
*cut to spongezilla and DJ Spogne being kicked out*
spongezilla: even when he's not here, i keep getting kicked out!!!!
*thud*
DJS and s-zilla: (offscreen) We're okay!
Dora the Explorer: (offscreen) Hi, I'm Dora the Explorer! Let's play! w00t:
DJ Sponge: (offscreen) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spongezilla: (offscreen) WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?
 
Me: I'm bored. What's here? *looks around* no, no, no, The Dora the Explorer Shop? NO!
Store owner: Go to the donut shop!
Me: Do they have all kinds?
Store owner: Yes!
Me: Yay! *grabs all of the donuts, and throws them everywhere* Free donuts!
 
I run back inside and lock the doors so SpongeZilla can't get back in.
Dora: Hooray! We're gonna have so much fun! Speaking.... Spanish!
SZ: Noooooooooo! I hate Spanish! Make it stop! Stop!!!!
 
PokDouglas said:
DJ Sponge was watching TV. A commerical came on for USB-Mart.

Commercial: USB-Mart! With all your product needs! Limited time offer: Pokmon Diamond/Pearl for the Nintendo DS is here! That's right! We HAVE Pokmon D/P! Anyone who works here gets a free copy of this game! USB-Mart! It's so much better then SBM-Mart!

Mothra walked voer to DJ Sponge.

Mothra: DJ? Have you seen Douglas? He hasn't showed up for work in three days and now I have no one to give these flowers, chocolates, and friendship rings to!
spongezilla: (sitting next to DJS) don't know, don't care
DJ Sponge: (swipes flowers and chocolates) I'll take 'em.
*cut to spongezilla and DJ Spogne being kicked out*
spongezilla: even when he's not here, i keep getting kicked out!!!!
*thud*
DJS and s-zilla: (offscreen) We're okay!
Dora the Explorer: (offscreen) Hi, I'm Dora the Explorer! Let's play! w00t:
DJ Sponge: (offscreen) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spongezilla: (offscreen) WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?
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Dude I wouldn't even kick a hungry Meepit out.

Ai Kago (riding on mop): Do-natsu!
*Ai Kago drops to the floor and eats all the donuts*
SBRM: Oh well.
Mothra: Well..Well, I'm just gonna have to bring in the heavy artillery. Get your *bleep*es back in the store and wait until I have his head.
DJ Sponge: That seems a little harsh.
Mothra: Okay, everyone in the entire store's head!
Satch: How ARE you going to do this?
Mothra: GO-ZERO-ICHI! 501st HENSHIN!
*Mothra turns into a Jet Trooper with a chainsaw*
Mothra: Like it, boys? Now get in there. I have an *beep* to kick.
At the USB Store...
Random Idiot: Hey! It's KuroiNeko!
*Mothra puts on helmet and pulls laser pistol*
Mothra: I'm giving you all a deal, find the kid who looks like a girl, and I'll spare your lives.
Random Idiot2: F**k that! How about we torture him until you get where he is, and THEN you'll spare our lives?
Mothra: Okay..I just want the kid.
*Sound of a stampede, then sound of screams*
Mothra: Well, since this clunky helmet doesn't allow me to see, I'm just gonna have to follow my hearing.
*Mothra walks into the hall, and at the end is-BOOF!*
Mothra: Eyeow..
*Mothra takes off her helmet*
Douglas: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Mothra: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Wait, what are you doing?
Random Idiot (holding stick) : What we said we would do.
Mothra: Just give me the kid. *turns* Consider yourself lucky you didn't witness a large massacre.
Douglas: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph.
Mothra: I'm just going to go kill Cmonkey.
Random Idiot: Fine. That's okay with us.
Mothra: *pulls chainsaw*
 
Meanwhile, at the USB-Mart...

Admin of USB: Congratulations, DOUGis12. You get a free copy of either Pokmon Diamond or Pearl!
DOUGis12: I pick...Diamond. Oh, and by the way...I quit.
*swipes Pokmon Diamond (the DS game) and runs back to the SBM-Mart*
PokDouglas: Yes, it's mine! It's finally all mine! :P
 
PokDouglas said:
Meanwhile, at the USB-Mart...

Admin of USB: Congratulations, DOUGis12. You get a free copy of either Pokmon Diamond or Pearl!
DOUGis12: I pick...Diamond. Oh, and by the way...I quit.
*swipes Pokmon Diamond (the DS game) and runs back to the SBM-Mart*
PokDouglas: Yes, it's mine! It's finally all mine! :w00t:
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Dude, did you even read my previous post?
 
Mothra said:
PokDouglas said:
Meanwhile, at the USB-Mart...

Admin of USB: Congratulations, DOUGis12. You get a free copy of either Pokmon Diamond or Pearl!
DOUGis12: I pick...Diamond. Oh, and by the way...I quit.
*swipes Pokmon Diamond (the DS game) and runs back to the SBM-Mart*
PokDouglas: Yes, it's mine! It's finally all mine! :w00t:
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Dude, did you even read my previous post?
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Yeah. Why?
 
TheArkSponge: This looks like a nice place. *goes into store*

5 Seconds Later....


*guy is holding gun to TheArkSponge's head*

Me: I didn't know you weren't supposed to threaten the customers!
 
Me: Anyone who threatens customers will have to deal with "Super SpongeBobRocksMan."
Some Other Guy: Who wants donuts?
Me: Mmmm... donuts!
Another Guy: Who wants McDonald's?
Me: I DO!
 
SpongeBobRocksMan said:
Me: Anyone who threatens customers will have to deal with "Super SpongeBobRocksMan."
Some Other Guy: Who wants donuts?
Me: Mmmm... donuts!
Another Guy: Who wants McDonald's?
Me: I DO!
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PokDouglas: No, I do!
SpongeBobRocksMan: Hey, I answered first!
PokDouglas: Well, tough noodles! I love McDonald's more then you!
SpongeBobRocksMan: Still, I answered first, and nobody says "tough noodles"!
*cut to SpongeBobRocksMan being kicked out*
SpongeBobRocksMan: Alright, you win!
*thud*
Dora the Explorer: (offscreen) Hi, I'm Dora, and these are my buddies, DJ Bunney and monkeyzilla!
DJ Sponge: (whispering to SBRM) Get! Us! Out! Of! Here!
 
Me: Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.

Dora the Explorer ties me up

Me: Well, I tried.
 
SpongeBobRocksMan said:
Me: Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.

Dora the Explorer ties me up

Me: Well, I tried.
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Dora: MUHAWHAWHAWHAW!!! Now that SpongeBobRocksMan is tied up, there is nobody is stop me from turning everyone into animals that will do my bidding!
Mothra: (turned into elephant) All hail Dora...
spongezilla: (turned into dinosaur) Raww hawwr Dora...
Spongey444: (turned into chicken) Bawk bawk! All bawk-bail Dora! Bawk!
monkeymoo: (turned into monkey) All-ahh hail-ee-ee Dora-oo!
DJ Sponge: (turned into chipmunk) Chip-chip hail Dora-chip...
PokDouglas: (turned into dog) Woof woof hail Dora bark...
 
Me: HA! You missed me! *gets hit and turns into a Chocobo*

Dora: WTF?!?!?

Me: (no one can understand me) Ha, you forgotten that I have this! *drops Final Fantasy: Complete Collection, on the ground*
 
Mothra: *turns into Boochi* Hahahahaha! You will be turned into a mindless baby by my Baby Ray! Muahahahaha!
Dora: Shoot.
*Mothra turns Dora into a baby Pteri*
Dora: MMM! MMMM! MMM! MMMMM! MMMMM!
 
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