SBM: Convenience Store

Mothra

Mothra

Billy Bighands
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Pretend we all work at a convenience store.
At The Pharmacy...
Sbnet: WHO HAS THE MEASLES?
TTS (embarrassed): I do..
*TTS grabs medication from Sbnet's hand*
TTS: Thanks..
Sbnet: WHO'S REALLY DEPRESSED?
Band Geek: This is strangely convenient...
*Band Geek grabs medication*
Sbnet: WHO WANTS TO BECOME PREGNANT?
Willia: ....
*Willia grabs medication*
 
DJ Sponge: Hey! Who ate all the Fruity Pebbles?!
*cut to PokDouglas eating Fruity Pebbles*
PokDouglas: (mouth full) Uhhhh....it was spongezilla!
*cut to spongezilla being kicked out*
spongezilla: do i at least get my paycheck?!
*thud*
spongezilla: i'm okay!
 
EtayR: I need muffins. *going to DJ Sponge* Do you know where are the muffins?
DJ Sponge: MUFFINS? MUFFINS?!!?!?!?! *starts to act like the chocolate man* MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EtayR: Ok, I'll ask someone else.
 
Spongetron: How much is a meter long hotdog? I wanna choke one. O_o
Mothra: Well, I ate them all up, they were a hundred dollars!
 
Spongetron said:
Spongetron: How much is a meter long hot dog? I wanna choke one. O_o
Mothra: Well, I ate them all up, they were a hundred dollars!
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Mothra: I get an employee discount for things that pertain to special talents, it's 100 percent!
 
EtayR: I'm asking for work, so i can make money.
Spongetron: It is not a good idea.
EtayR: why?
Spongetron: IDK, Just said it.
 
Me: Is there a foodcourt here?
EtayR: No.
Me: Well then, I'm gonna make one.
 
It's a small convenience store, there isn't enough place.
 
Me: Well, I'll make it bigger.
Store Owner: It'll cost $1,000,000,000 to make this store bigger.

I check my pockets

Me: I only have $100,000,000.
Store: Then you can't make this store bigger!
 
Douglas: I want more free cigarette lighter fluid.*
Spongey: All the way in the back.
Douglas: Thanks.






*The people who run the convenience store are, obviously, complete idiots, because they actually give Douglas free cigarette lighter fluid because of his "talent," arsonism. Coincedentally, in the Counterfeit continuity, Douglas holds the 3 records for "Most Cigarettes Held In Mouth," "Most Cigarettes Lighted," and "Largest Fire Ever Set," all in that order.
 
FYI, smoking is bad for your health. :nono:

spongebobnet: Hey, PokDouglas? I've been meaning to ask you something.
PokDouglas: Yeah?
spongebobnet: What are you gonna do with all those cigarettes? You don't smoke, so...
PokDouglas: Oh, I gave them all to spongezilla.
spongebobnet: Why?
PokDouglas: 'Cause smoking kills! :(
 
Meanwhile at the cash register...

SpongeZilla: Bwaha! You're just a cashier! HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHA!
Mothra: *Pulls katana*
 
Mothra: Niiice, Doug, niiice.
Douglas: WHY I OUGHTA-
Mothra: MEW! FLAMETHROWER!
*Douglas is fried*
Douglas: Wakarimasen..
Sbnet: I have to give SpongeZilla Nicorette quickly! SEISHUKU TOKKAN!
*Sbnet teleports a pack of Nicorette from her hand to SpongeZilla's*
Sbnet: Thank goodness.
J-san (in kimono): Please refrain from attacking on the campus of the store.
Douglas: *rubs eyes*
 
*takes penny from sbnet* Cool! I found a penny! :yawn:
 
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