Post the cheesiest jokes you can find!

[mythix super saiyan 4]

what did 7 say to 10
i just ate your brother 9

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

Why did Superman cover himself with mayonnaise?

He wanted to make a "Hero Sandwich!"

 

[AquaticKonquest]

What does Homer Simpson like on his toast?

Marge-arine!

 

[mythix super saiyan 4]

what did pat say to rick
hey half of me

 

[The Appetizer]

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.

 

[dmandaboi]

Did you guys hear about the short fortuneteller who escaped prison?

Now she's a small medium at large.

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronzefish

 

[Nicktoonsummersplash2001]

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronzefish

*is waving hand fast continuously* "Hey what about this water? Stuffs' everywhere!..."

 

[dmandaboi]

Two atoms are walking down a street.

One says, "Uh-oh, I think I lost one of my electrons. C'mon, help me find it."

The other says, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

What do you call a tortilla filled with ice?

A brrr-ito!

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

What do you call a snail on a a ship?
A snailer

 

[Sparknova]

Here's a classic one


Why did the chicken cross the road...

Spoiler

To get to the other side!

 

[Fred Mercury]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9o6krTi5rA

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

Why did the chicken cross the Playground?

To get to the other slide!

 

[Spongebob Griffbob]

Why do lactose products make bad pranksters? Because their jokes are too cheesy!

 

[CakeCup]

Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried bending a coin?

 

[Amiaprettygirl]

Why did the cow cross the street?

To get to the MOOvies

 

[SpongeBobfan1987]

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station!

 

[RtU - Renegade the Unicorn]

So, a reptile is in for a doctor's appointment, and the doctor asks, "Any ailments troubling you?"

"Yeah," the reptile says. "I'm dino-SORE!"