New SB episode ideas

"Who's Minding the Krusty Krab?"

Plankton decides to send a fake jury duty note to Mr. Krabs forging the signature of the guy who's actually in charge of sending those giving him a chance to sneak in the Krusty Krab and take over as the boss for a while until he's able to get the secret formula. Everyone knows of course that Plankton is full of crap but it doesn't matter because he came prepared with bodyguards and everything so that if anyone dares leave the Krusty Krab, they'll get the crap beaten out of them basically so it's like he's holding them hostage for a while, forcing SpongeBob to make Krabby Patties and Squidward to actually do some work. Plankton tries to get a taste of the patties that SpongeBob's making but he's too short to even each them each time and every attempt that he does to get up to the table where SB is putting the patties fails and when he forces SpongeBob to put the Krabby Patties on the floor, sea urchins immediately eat the patties and Plankton gets nothing. Eventually Krabs finds out that he's been duped and there's this huge showdown between Krabs and the bodyguards that ends with each and every single one of the bodyguards landing on Plankton and squishing him multiple times because of the bodybuilding that Krabs did after he got so pissed off at what Plankton tried to do.

The subplot to this story is how adamant Krabs is about trying to get into the court and having the people who work there keep telling him that he's not scheduled for any kind of jury duty whatsoever and at the end of this episode, Squidward and SpongeBob end up being in jury duty together or something.
 
"Stray Worms and Starfish Don't Mix!"

In this silent SB short, Patrick is walking home eating some burritos and his scent attracts the attention of a cunning stray worm that follows him. By the time night approaches, Patrick goes to bed and shortly realizes that the worm is sleeping right next to him. He is spooked by this and tries all sorts of methods to get the worm out of his bed and rock but the worm manages to outsmart Patrick each time. Pat even tries to tie the worm to a homemade rocket that Patrick made but even that fails. At the end it's revealed that the worm invited his girlfriend over who was having puppies and when Patrick angrily throws his leftover burrito at them in frustration, the puppies and the adult worms chase Patrick and one of the young worms gets to sleep in pats bed winking at the audience because he had tricked the other worms and Patrick out.
 
New SpongeBob episode
SpongeBob kisses Sandy
 
An episode with Patrick Stewart, George Takei, William Shatner or Sean Connery as the voice of Patrick. Turns out Patrick has a chip installed in his brain by one of the top intelligence agencies in the sea that transforms him into a savvy secret agent who solves mysteries, spies on the enemy, all that sort of stuff especially at night when no one suspects a thing. It also turns out thats what Patrick really has been all along but got into a really bad boating accident that turned him into the buffoon he is now and that the spy agency secretly found a way to temporarily bring pat back to normal because the chip complete with DNA information, memories, etc. Reading what people said about Rise and Shine inspired me here. I just love coming up with Patrick stories.
 
"How Does it Feel NOW!!??"
All of the Patpri*k victims come together to form an angry mob to Nick studios, demanding them to make a Patrick torture pron.
 
Squidward in love: As Squidward plays on his clarinet while he's on his break during the KK. every customer covers their ears as they believe they have never heard such foul notes before except ONE customer who believes he is a gifted musical god.That customer just so happens to be a squid!A female squid who(NO, doesn't look exactly like squidward with only eyelashes added -_-)looks incredibly beautiful and then approaches squidward, giving him a compliment. Squidward thanks her and blushes. After a minute or so he continued to play and the other customers couldn't take it no more therefore they left, leaving only Squidina(her name, LOL) and Squidward alone as she clapped while he played even more. Unfortunately that moment was ruined with Mr.Krabs bitching out Squidward after finding out that most of his customers has been driven away.

xD :withasmile:
 
"Mermaid Man's Ex"

This is an episode that would not primarily feature any of the main cast like Spongebob, Sandy, Squidward, Krabs or any of those characters and it would be one of Spongebob's more serious stories in terms of the tone, sort of like what "New Leaf" was like though this would probably have more jokes and stuff. I also think this story could have enough material to be a full fledged half hour long ep. It would solely be a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy centered episode where Mermaid Man's past comes to haunt him (not literally). He once was married to one of the richest female oil CEOs in the whole sea and she was quite a beautiful, voluptuous woman who unfortunately let her self importance, lack of self awareness and greed get the best of her. She also had quite a bitter childhood involving her parents pushing her way too hard and expecting way too much out of her.

She'd often get into big fights with Mermaid Man and that really soured their relationship culminating in one of the worst moments of Mermaid Man's life when they got a divorce and she ended up getting a lot of Mermaid Man's assets. After that, the woman began to grow quite lonely and weary and eventually grew insane from having no friends to turn to after her business went bankrupt during a great stock market crash. She tried to drown herself in a polluted sea and that's when she mutated into a full fledged superpowered succubus like creature with multiple arms and limbs and a mermaid like tail but before she was able to wreak any havoc, a giant avalanche of snow and ice landed on her and she was frozen for 40 years until everything began to thaw and stuff. Shortly after that she wakes up and remembers what she wanted to do and now she also wants revenge on Mermaid Man. She kidnaps Barnacle Boy and holds him hostage and begins blowing up oil fields and literally drinking the oil and polluting everything. Turns out that the oil only makes her even more powerful, cold and evil. She becomes so cruel that she starts kidnapping Mermaid Man's enemies like the Dirty Bubble and ManRay too and says that if Mermaid Man doesn't bring 9,000,000 dollars that she will feed them all to her pack of wild sea dogs and wolves and she'd delightfully watch the massacre take place.

Mermaid Man in response challenges his ex to a showdown and as you'd expect, the woman literally kicks Mermaid Man's butt all the way through even with Barnacle Boy trying to tell him what to do until everyone that was kidnapped is able to break out of their imprisonment with Barnacle Boy leading the way and it turns into an all out war between the two parties until eventually they both end up destroying oil fields, towers, powerlines, etc, etc. until the woman lands into some radioactive waste that accelerates her age so much that she become just a bunch of dust, never to be seen again. It's a very sad ending of how greed can really destroy people on the inside and that's why I said at the beginning that this episode would be one of the most serious Spongebob episodes ever. Also at the end, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and the others have to painstakingly clean up the mess and pay for all the monetary damages that were done.
 
Grubby Grouper said:
WRITE FANFICS OR SOMETHING YOUR IDEAS ARE AMAZING
Thank you so much. Honestly, that idea was a spur of the moment kind of thing that I really had to write about before I forgot. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
 
Spongy272 said:
That customer just so happens to be a squid!A female squid who(NO, doesn't look exactly like squidward with only eyelashes added -_-)
What do you have against Squilvia? She's beautiful on not only the outside, but the inside too. :/
 
Spongy272 said:
Squidward in love: As Squidward plays on his clarinet while he's on his break during the KK. every customer covers their ears as they believe they have never heard such foul notes before except ONE customer who believes he is a gifted musical god.That customer just so happens to be a squid!A female squid who(NO, doesn't look exactly like squidward with only eyelashes added -_-)looks incredibly
What do you have against Squilivia and male squids? :squidx:
 
I didn't remember who squilivia was when making that post but even if i did that wouldn't change anything-_-In MY opinion it would be great to have another female squid character in a whole different design AND a whole new personality, not like those squid girls from that episode of when squidward is playing with his leaf blower .That would make a boring couple...and NO ,if i was against male squids then id be against squidward.I love squidward :D
 
"Pearl the Prodigy"

In possibly another SpongeBob special and another one that's kinda serious, Pearl and Krabs are having an argument at the mall over the family budget and what they want to spend their money on. Pearl of course wants to buy more shoes and lip gloss and Krabs just wants to save it all under his mattress and Pearl gets so pissed off that she goes to a nearby piano and starts venting out her frustration towards Krabs through that and accidentally discovers that she has quite a knack for playing the piano without ever getting lessons or anything. Think of this as a sequel to "Whale of a Birthday" except Pearl is getting comeuppance over her father for all the crappy things he's done over the years. She goes along with this so much that she decides to play a sad, bluesy number about how cheap and uncaring her dad can be and it turns into a song between the two and tons of people at the mall flock over to see what's going on and everything.

This also catches the attention of one of the best piano players and record company executives in the sea by the name of Phillip Harmonich (and this might be a joke in the episode where the characters keep mispronouncing his name as Phil Harmonic. In this episode his last name is pronounced as Phil Harm-in-nich) who wants to sign Pearl to a record deal which really shocks Pearl and even makes her faint out of the sheer surprise. Krabs for once is actually quite worried about Pearl and even though this is for a lot of money and stuff, he doesn't want Pearl to be scarred for life from all the fame and glory because it turns out that Krabs was once in a band that almost got famous enough to become mainstream and Krabs ruined all his chances by being a cheapskate and wanting money from the record company that he didn't work enough to earn and really pissing them off and stuff. When Pearl wakes up, Krabs tries to warn her that this might not be a good idea and everything but Pearl is so adamant about wanting to get out of Krab's life that she signs the contract and this really tears Krabs apart, making him not want to go to work anymore or do anything because the one thing that actually gave him joy outside of having money is gone and that he realizes that if he wants to have a lot more money that it shouldn't come at the cost of one of his family members.

Meanwhile, Pearl really plays her best when she's thinking about all the cheap things that her dad has done and makes a lot of her songs focused on that and all the hardship she's had to endure over the years and she grows more and more famous to the point where she's regularly ending up on the Top 10 Billboards for her songs of sadness and grief. Things are on the up and up for Pearl and Krabs wallows into further depression to the point where he needs SpongeBob to start taking care of him. Krabs tells SB what's really going on and that he needs SB to come up with a plan to get Pearl back to him so they decide to record a musical number themselves where they really stress how much they miss Pearl, how sorry Mr. Krabs is and all that stuff. They catch up with Pearl at one of her concerts and Pearl angrily doesn't want to see either of them until SpongeBob puts in the tape with the recording and the song is so well done and powerful that it makes Pearl realize that Krabs may say and do a lot of stupid things but at the end of the day, his love for Pearl is what really matters the most to him above money and that over the years, he just never knew how to express that feeling so much.

Pearl breaks down, cries, runs to her dad and gives him a big hug and the two decide to have a duet with each other which really impresses everyone and the story actually ends happily. Pearl voluntarily chooses to retire from music (after having a long discussion with Phillip Harmonich of course who REALLY wanted Pearl to stay but at the same time was so moved by the song he heard), gets a nice sum of money that she decides to put in a bank account so it will collect interest and Krabs ends up respecting Pearl much more from now on for the rest of the series. So yeah this episode kinda changes the dynamic of the characters a little bit and leads to a lot of character development.
 
We need an episode that mostly focuses on characters with the same voice actor. Like, Gary's New Toy is a prime example of Tom Kenny talking to himself since he voices both SpongeBob and Gary. Maybe there is an episode where SpongeBob uses Squilliam Fancyson to fight off Bubble Bass. I always found episodes like this to be very creative.
 
How would you react If there was a Squilliam torture episode? You probably won't like it, but...let's be creative here.
 
1) An episode (sort of like Family Guy but obviously better) where Spongebob goes back in time 10 years and encounters his younger, oddly-drawn self
2) An episode where Squidward and Spongebob accidentally get locked in the freezer and they have to work together to get out
3) Krabs takes his jerk ways too far, upsets Spongebob, and Squidward sticks up for him, causing Krabs to change his ways (or at least try)
4) We learn that Patchy the Pirate is actually a figment of Spongebob's imagination and a reoccuring character in his own dreams
5) We see Squilvia again, and see Krabs and Puff dating again
6) Spongebob gets his teeth fixed but finds that he sounds completely different, and everyone misses his old voice
7) Spongebob gets his license, but gets too excited about it; he drives in utter glee for three days straight, falls asleep at the wheel, gets into a non-fatal accident, and has his license revoked. He has to go back to Boating School for another month.
8) The Suds return- with a vengance
9) A one-shot spinoff episode completey centerng around Gary, his life, and what he does inside of his shell. Spongebob's dialogue is rendered incomprehensible.
10) Mindy returns, but she politely rejects Patrick's advances. Spongebob has to cheer up his friend.
11) An episode about Spongebob's life before he worked at the Krusty Krab.
12) Another awesome musical episode a la Band Geeks or Hello Bikini Bottom
13) Patrick gets a pet, and Spongebob teaches him how to care for it
14) We see Plankton with Spot again- only now, Spot is now Plankton's henchman.
15) The Return of Bubble Bass
 
Yes folks, it's yet another Patrick story.

"Patrick's Weighty Decision"

Patrick has been gaining a lot more weight than usual and really wants to eat at the Krusty Krab but can't even fit through the door! He also thinks that he has a heart attack and despite the doctor just telling him it was bad gas, Patrick decides to give up sweets and other food like that in order to lose weight. Problem is that Patrick's never lost weight before so he has Larry the Lobster help him out to be a much more fit person and a lot of the stuff they do fails but then Larry discovers that Patrick tends to lose a lot of calories when he's pissed off as evidenced by Patrick's frustration with trying to get the healthy snack vending machine to work, causing him to punch it in to get his money back. For the rest of the episode, Larry devises a series of obstacles for Patrick to break so he can get some kind of food out of it and even has him go through a maze to punch the walls down and stuff until he loses about 10 pounds total as a result. He's finally able to eat at the Krusty Krab and have a few Krabby Patties and he gains all the weight back and turns into this flat blob that can't get up at all. The end.
 
"DADDEYYYYYYYYYY"

Pearl takes an IQ test, and because her results are so good, she goes to college, and random stuff happens. However, it turns out that the teacher mixed up tests, and instead Octavius Rex (aka long tan and handsome, TAKE IT TO HEART) goes to college, the end
 
After watching an episode of Wacky Races, I came up with a thought. What if there was a Wacky Races type of episode? It's kind of like Frozen Face Off, but better.

Formula Racing
Plot: Mr. Krabs plans a Crazy Vehicle Race in which the person who wins gets the Krabby Patty formula. Plankton decides to enter the race to try and get the formula for himself. He and Karen make a vehicle and set up traps and obstacles for the other contestants, but they all backfire on him and Karen.
 
On the Ocean Floor:

SpongeBob and the gang decide to go on a cruise ship for the summer. But when one of Plankton's robots malfunction, the gang flies off the ship to an unknown island. Now, since everyone else is stupid, it's up to SpongeBob, Sandy, and Squidward to use their survival skills to go back to Bikini Bottom.

Patchy side;

Patchy and Potty are on a Nickelodeon cruise ship to meet SpongeBob fans and watch the new episode. But when the two are stuck in the best places of the ship, they worry that they'll miss the episode.
 
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