Gordok's Bottom 5 Spongebob Episodes from Seasons 1-3

Am I the only one who thinks Reef Blower is a charm?


GordoktheMad said:
Least Favorite Character: :squidx:
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What?!
 
President Squidward said:
Squilliam was basically bullying Squidward with saying that. I know Squidward isn't the succsssful-type character, he is way better than Squilliam. Maybe Squilliam should suck eggs.
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maybe he does. AND CAN YOU SPARE A DIME IS NICE FINALLY SB GETS TORTURED LIKE HE SHOULD BE!
 
Now #4 is one I can agree with.
 
I don't mind Reef Blower. It's not one that I rewatch often, but I think it's a cute short. Next episode is obviously Can You Spare a Dime?, which is another episode I love.
 
I think it is Can You Spare a Dime?
 
This is probably gonna spark a big controversy but here it is!

[SIZE=24pt]Number 3: Can You Spare A Dime?[/SIZE]
And no, I’m not kidding when I say that this episode is one of the worst from seasons 1-3. And I’m also not kidding when I say that I take a real disliking to it.

In this episode, when the Krusty Krab is about to close, Mr. Krabs counts the money in his cash register before noticing something.

Mr. Krabs: Let's see... [counts money in register] ...5, 10, 25, blue, applesauce. Everything looks to be in order...except, [gasps], where is it? [takes apart the register in search of something] Where is it?
Squidward: What?
Mr. Krabs: My dime! Me special dime! The first dime I ever made! I always keep it in the back of the register for luck!

And because Squidward is the one who's always behind the register, Krabs gets suspicious and accuses Squidward of stealing his first dime.

Squidward: What are you saying?
Mr. Krabs: Me? I ain't saying nothing that would matter to anyone who would be able to take a lie detector test!
Squidward: You're saying something!
Mr. Krabs: Heavens to Betsy, no. It's just that me lucky dime's gone missin', and you've been working the register all day!
Squidward: Are you accusing me of something?
Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; Two, Ya stole it; Or three, YOU STOLE IT!
Squidward: [Enraged] I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR PRECIOUS DIME!!

And after a heated argument between the two, Squidward decides to quit.

Mr. Krabs: You, you can't do that to me! I'm your boss!
Squidward: Not anymore, Mr. Krabs. I quit!

Spongebob tries to stop Squidward, but to no avail. So, he tells him that he’ll be there if he needs any help. Squidward thinks that he’ll end up being famous and well known, but…
[skips to a homeless Squidward in a box trying to get spare change in a cup from passersby] Spare change? Spare change, ma'am?
When Spongebob passes by, noticing him, he decides to take him to his house so can take care of him.

[shown at SpongeBob's house] Here you go, Squidward. You can sleep in my bed. [Squidward is laying in SpongeBob's bed]
Squidward: Ok, but just until I get a job. one day...two days tops.
SpongeBob: [baby talk] Nonsense. You stay as long as you need to. [kisses Squidward on his forehead] Goodnight, my little angel. [the next morning SpongeBob rings a bell to wake Squidward] Breakfast is ready! You're gonna need to build up your strength again so I laid out a big buffet for you.
Squidward: And in bed, too? Aw, thanks SpongeBob. SpongeBob, I...
SpongeBob: Ahh! Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Here comes the plane. [makes plane noises while attempting to put some food in Squidward's mouth with a spoon]
Squidward: It's really nice of you to help me in my time of need. I'll try not to be a burden.

Squidward seems to forget the last quote because as the episode progresses, he actually DOES become a burden to Spongebob, as he becomes more demanding and mean.

Squidward: SpongeBob, where's my lemonade?
SpongeBob: Coming Squidward.
Squidward: [SpongeBob is running down the hallway] SpongeBob?! SpongeBob?! [SpongeBob enters his bedroom] And why aren't you in uniform? [SpongeBob exits room and re-enters in a maid outfit] It's about time you got here.
SpongeBob: Here you go, Your Majesty.
Squidward: I can't drink that.
SpongeBob: Why not?
Squidward: Are you blind? Just look at it.
SpongeBob: What about it?
Squidward: That lemon has 3 seeds in it. That's an odd number! I can't eat anything odd numbered!

He even becomes a picky jerk when it comes to food.

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: OK. Don't move. [walks out the bedroom door and comes back in wearing normal clothes with a bowl of steaming soup] Here you go. It's alphabet soup. I made it special. [shows soup with the phrase "GET A JOB" in alphabet letters but then Squidward slaps it out of SpongeBob's hands] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: Condensed soup from a can? Disgusting! Now you've ruined my appetite.[/SIZE]

This is what makes me hate this episode. Spongebob is trying to take care of Squidward in his time of need (when he’s homeless, jobless, and starving), and Squidward is acting like an inconsiderate jerk who’s treating Spongebob like garbage. It’s pretty hard to sympathize with Squidward at this point. Spongebob eventually goes crazy and pushes Squidward (in his bed) down to the Krusty Krab. And then Spongebob has a heated argument with Krabs, trying to convince him to hire Squidward again.

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: You can't put a price on me first dime. And I can't forgive that bildrad, Squidward for stealing it. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: [finally snapping, he grabs Mr. Krabs by the throat and holds him up in the air] Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward's been living at my house, driving me crazy! AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?! [a prehistoric dime falls out of Mr. Krabs' back pocket after SpongeBob shook him back and forth] What's that? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Me first dime. Oh, Dimey, I'll never lose you again.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]And so Krabs finally comes to his senses and rehires Squidward. But then THIS happens.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: It's all water under the bridge now. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: I agree, sir. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: After all I'm sure ya didn't mean to misplace me dime. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: What the...? What are you saying? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Well, it's obvious that ya put the dime in me pants. Dimes just don't fly into peoples' pants. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: Are you accusing me of something? [SpongeBob puts the maid costume on over his clothes] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it there are three possibilities: One, you put the dime in me pants; Two, ya put the dime in me pants; or Three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!![/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]*sigh* Here we go again…[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]Hint for next episode: The food has gone bad.[/SIZE]

Rating: 4.5
[SIZE=12pt]Least Favorite Character: [/SIZE] :squidx:
Worst Moment: Anytime Squidward treats Spongebob like a jerk.
 
Born Agin Krabs is the next episode, although it could be Patty Hype. I like this episode, but I don't like Squidward's attitude.
 
i think it is Born Again Krabs
 
Next episode is Born Again Krabs, isn't it?

I understand why you dislike Can You Spare a Dime?, since Squidward is horribly mean to SpongeBob in it, but there are just too many things I love about the episode for it to bother me. I like that SpongeBob offers help to Squidward and that he accepts it, even if it does get ruined by Squidward's bratty attitude quickly. But even then, I love that SpongeBob and Squidward switch roles in this episode, with SpongeBob the one being annoyed by Squidward instead of the other way around like it usually is. That's pretty unique and it's a funny idea. Plus, I love episodes where SpongeBob gets angry. It happens so rarely but it's always hilarious. I don't mind the ending because I think the way that SpongeBob silently puts on the maid uniform is funny.

I can see why some people find Can You Spare a Dime? too mean-spirited, and usually mean-spiritedness is enough to kill an episode for me, but somehow I'm willing to forgive it completely in Can You Spare a Dime?. There's enough I like about the episode to balance it out, and I'm pretty forgiving of anything that makes me laugh, which this episode does. A lot.
 
It did have a few funny moments here, though.

Spongebob: We are like brothers. Only closer... [lifts Squidward's shirt and their hearts are joined together beating then Squidward screams, and separates them]


[SIZE=24pt]Number 2: Born Again Krabs[/SIZE]
To all of the people who are shocked about Krabs’ greed in episodes like Penny Foolish and Patty Caper, they should keep note that there WERE episodes before the movie where Mr. Krabs takes his greed way too far, and this is one of them!

The episode begins with Spongebob crying (because it’s closing time for the Krusty Krab) before noticing a rotten patty under the grill.

· SpongeBob: Closing time. The saddest time of the day! [falls on the ground still crying] Huh? [notices an old Patty under the grill] It's a Krabby Patty. [SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum] Eww...it's cold and hard. [takes the Patty out from under the grill] This could have rolled under there years ago. [pats it on the head] There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. [SpongeBob throws the Patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty]

He tries to throw it away. But, when Krabs notices Spongebob throwing away the patty, he won’t allow it. In fact, instead of throwing away the Krabby Patty, he decides to sell it. Did I mention that the Patty was OLD and MOLDY?

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: You're not to make another Patty until that one is sold. Understand? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Narrator: The next day. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: Order up, Squidward. [puts the tray with the old Patty in the burger on the window] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: Hooray. [smells the Patty then flips the top bun off] Uhh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]After a few weeks, Krabs starts to wonder why nobody is coming to the Krusty Krab.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: I don't understand. We haven't had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it's the new place mats. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]And so, Krabs decides to take a bite out of it. But, he ends up in the hospital.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] [Scene cuts to Krabs, now green color, being rolled on a hospital bed] SpongeBob? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Make sure you wrap up that Patty, I'm not finished with it yet![/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]*headdesk 3 times*[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]While he’s in his hospital bed, the Flying Dutchman visits him so that he can take him to a place called Davy Jones’ Locker (a locker with stinky socks in it).[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: [gets on his knees] Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't want to go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Mommy! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: Alright, alright, stop your crying.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]The Dutchman decides to let Krabs with, providing he always be generous, never cheap. And so, while at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs heeds the Dutchman’s words by being a generous crustacean (i.e. giving out free t.v., toys, and even free refills).[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]Things go well until the hospital bill arrives.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: [walks in with some envelope] Here's your mail, Eugene. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Thanks, Squidward. You look rested. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: Yeah, these naps at work are doing wonders for me. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Credit card bills. Well, I knew this was coming. Let's see what the damage is. [opens the envelope] Only ten thousand dollars. That's not so bad. [runs up to the cash register] I'll just subtract it from today's profit. [opens the register but there is no money in it] And...there's no money in here. [laughs] How delightful. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: Me too, how are we going to get paid? [both walk up to Mr. Krabs] Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon. [SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other][/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]That’s right. Krabs thinks that this is all a dream and he’s still sleeping in his hospital bed. Spongebob and Squidward bring Krabs to his senses, which causes him to snap.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: Here's the bill. [gives Mr. Krabs the bill] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: You mean...I'm awake? [screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He runs up to a Nat drinking a soda and grabs it from him] No free refills! [takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys] Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! [takes the toys then runs over to Harold watching the movie] Show's over, cheapskate! [turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie][/SIZE]
· Customer #3: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! [reaches for the penny]
· Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out. [grabs a hold of the customer's arm]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Customer #3: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]And because of this, the Flying Dutchman comes back to take Krabs to Davy Jones’ Locker.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: I'm not cheap, I'm generous! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: [sarcastically] Thanks, Squidward, I knew I could count on you.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]Okay, I can give it points for that one funny moment. The Dutchman is about to put Krabs in his place when Spongebob intervenes.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: Wait just a burger-flipping second. [Flying Dutchman turns around] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: That would be me: SpongeBob BacksassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]So, the Dutchman agrees to bet with Spongebob and he decides to let Krabs stay.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: You got yourself a bet. Ok, Krabs, I'll let you stay, but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: That depends, how much money we talking about? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: [shows money] 62 cents. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: I'll take the money. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: Here you go, Krabs. Sixty-two cents. [hands him the change and picks up SpongeBob] Next stop: Davy Jones' locker! [SpongeBob screams as they both disappear][/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]Okay! That was one of the most cold-hearted things Krabs has ever done! Spongebob was his most loyal fry-cook who always stuck up for him, no matter what, and Krabs was willing to sell his soul for 62 cents! Suddenly his act in “Patty Caper” doesn’t look so bad by comparison, does it?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]And now it’s Squidward’s turn to chew out Krabs.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: Look, Squidward, money! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for sixty-two cents? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: You think I could've gotten more? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Squidward: He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself![/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]Then, Mr. Krabs realizes his mistake and sobs, wishing that he had Spongebob back. And, the Dutchman returns to give him back.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: Here, take him back. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Mr. Krabs: You heard what I said about the money? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for thirty seconds. [scene cuts to SpongeBob and Flying Dutchman at Davy Jones' locker with SpongeBob talking a lot] And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that. Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death! He's your problem now. [disappears][/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]After the whole 62 cent thing, this episode just fell down the drain for me. And it seems that Krabs has not learned his lesson about being greedy, because base on the episodes that followed (bad Mr. Krabs episodes appear: Plankton’s Regular, The Cent of Money, Patty Caper, Penny Foolish), Krabs has obviously not learned from this.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]Rating: 2.5[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Least Favorite Character: [/SIZE] :krabsx:
Worst Moment: When Krabs trades Spongebob's soul for the change in the Dutchman's pocket

[SIZE=12pt]Let’s just move on to the last episode. Hint: [/SIZE] :patx: [SIZE=12pt]Who are you people?![/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] [Scene cuts to the Flying Dutchman sitting on a chair, reading a book until the phone rings] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Flying Dutchman: Dutchman's residence. [SpongeBob is on the other end talking a lot. Flying Dutchman groans][/SIZE]
 
Prehibernation Week is next.

Never mind, I didn't realize that we were already at number one. I know that the number one episode is I'm With Stupid. XD

I'm not crazy about Born Again Krabs, but I don't mind it. It has some funny moments here and there. Selling SpongeBob for 62 cents was an awful thing for Krabs to do, but at least he did regret it (I like that Squidward, of all people, is the one who chews him out for this). And of course Krabs didn't learn from this. The show has little to no continuity, so anything that may seem like character development is forgotten by the next episode. :p
 
The next one is not Prehibernation week. I actually kinda like that one.

Patrick's "Who are you people?!" was used in a different episode! Can you guess what it is?
 
GordoktheMad said:
The next one is not Prehibernation week. I actually kinda like that one.

Patrick's "Who are you people?!" was used in a different episode! Can you guess what it is?
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I realized what it actually was after posting that. XD Obviously I'm With Stupid.
 
HarryPotterLives said:
I realized what it actually was after posting that. XD Obviously I'm With Stupid.
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You are correct!

Number 1: I'm With Stupid

The episode starts with Spongebob going over to Patrick’s house, only to find that Patrick is going crazy trying to clean it up. Spongebob asks what the whole commotion is about, and Patrick says that he’s preparing for Starfish Day, the day when his parents come to visit him. He gets upset because he thinks that his parents will think he’s stupid. So, to make him look smart in front of his parents, Spongebob offers to act like a dummy for when they arrive.

The next day, Patrick's parents arrive. Patrick shows them inside his house, and then Spongebob visits, wearing a red helmet so he would look like a dummy. Spongebob introduces himself to Patrick’s parents. And, just as planned, Spongebob pretends to be stupid to make Patrick look smart by comparison.

And this is where it really starts to take a turn for the worst! Patrick starts to believe that Spongebob really is stupid (seriously) and starts to make fun of him (his parents do this as well). Annoyed, Spongebob decides to have a talk with Patrick in the kitchen (to talk some sense into him). However, this fails as Patrick can’t seem to recall that Spongebob was only pretending to be stupid (since that was part of the plan).

Upset, Spongebob tries to convince Patrick’s parents that he was not really stupid and he only pretended to be so they would appreciate Patrick more. This also fails, though, because Patrick's parents think that Patrick "taught" Spongebob on how to talk, eat, and do the basic things in life. And then, Patrick and his parents go on to make fun of Spongebob and laugh at him. Because of all this, Spongebob screams in frustration and runs out of the house.

After Spongebob runs out of the house, Patrick’s parents tell Patrick how smart he is.

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Marty: You know, son, I've always known that when it comes to brightness, well, you're about a three-watt. But this guy! He's a wet match in a dark cave. He makes phone operators seem smart! But more importantly, son, he's shown me what a sharp, quick-witted boy you've become. [Hugs him] I feel like I'm really meeting you for the first time. Isn't that right, Janet? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Janet: You bet, Marty! [/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Patrick: [His eyes widen] Janet? Marty? Who are you people?![/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]That’s right, these two aren’t Patrick real parents. After that, Squidward (with Patrick’s real parents behind him) opens the door (or rock) to say “Excuse me. Does this lovely couple belong to you? They've been standing outside my house saying "Where's Patrick?" all day! It's driving me nuts!”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]Patrick is happy to finally meet his parents.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Patrick: Mom! Dad! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Herb: Wow, son! You actually recognized us this time. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]·[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] Margie: And you remembered to get dressed today! [Patrick, Herb and Margie laugh][/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]And then Patrick’s fake parents suddenly recall that they don’t have children and walk away. And the episode ends with Patrick and his real parents laughing together.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]Although I liked the beginning and the ending of this episode (which is why I ranked it fairly low on the list), I put it on this list because I hated how Patrick (who is one of my favorite characters) was being such a jerk to Spongebob. The first time I watched this, I was really surprised (and a little mad) when I saw Patrick treating Spongebob (his BEST friend) like he really IS stupid! It upset me a bit because I never saw Patrick that way before. To me, he was always the big, lovable sea star that was nice and hilarious. This episode certainly portrayed him as the exact opposite! Again, although I liked the ending to the episode, Patrick's behavior towards Spongebob was just too infuriating for me.[/SIZE]

Well, that's my bottom 5 episodes from Seasons 1-3. At some point, I'll make a "Top 20 BEST Spongebob Episodes!"
 
I hate I'm With Stupid. Even though it does have its funny moments, Patrick is too much of a jerk and I feel way too sorry for SpongeBob to really enjoy it. Plus, I can't help thinking that this episode encourages making fun of the mentally challenged. I'm sure that's not what they intended, but it could easily be misconstrued that way, especially for kids.

I'm guessing that you copy and pasted your description from your last list. You might want to edit the end of it a little bit so it makes more sense within the context of this list. ;)
 
3 - Decent
2 - Great
1 - Bad
 
GordoktheMad said:
Rating: 4.5
[SIZE=12pt]Least Favorite Character: :mrkrabs:[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
Worst Moment: Anytime MR.KRABS treats HIS EMPLOYEES like a jerk.
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Fixed.

I hated Mr.Krabs on this episode. Just becuse he lost his "First Dime" Screw your dime.

I love this episode, though.
 
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