Pinned thread Favorite Quotes

[spongebobfanatic]

:P bahahahahahaha



im ready! im ready! i want those boots.

 

[SuperSponge]

Plankton: "I went to collage!!!...ouch"

heres one from the movie...

Squidward: "Well you can't fool me! i listen to public radio!"

Plankton: "Whats that supposed to mean?"

 

[Patron3000]

A little kid is on a slide at Krabby Land and it breaks. "Where am I?"

and

: "SpongeBob's acting jumpier than a rattlesnake in (some kind of) barrel. Wait... what?"
Note: Sandy didn't actually say what was in parantheses.

 

[SuperSponge]

The control!

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

:plankx: Hmmm, what else is loud and obnoxious?
(Holds up ringing cell phone)

 

[CNYSpongeyFan]

o.o "Stay back! I've got gardening tools!"-Squidville

 

[SuperSponge]

Spongebob: squidward! we already played babble like an idiot!

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Another one I love is:
Remember Patrick, Flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
Fish: Hello?
>_< I love you. (Harp plays)

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

:patx: It's the apoclypse! Office prodcuts falling from the sky!

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:patx: I know! Let's get naked!

:sbx: Nah. Let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

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:) Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.

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:patx: What can a guy do to get some mutton around here?

:squidx: We'll be lucky if we're fed by the 12th century.

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:( Not the bowling alley!

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Oh, I just love all those quotes. I also love:
:P But the worst part was, my dreams of completing a marathon like I promised my old Grammy have been dashed. I'M SORRY GRAM GRAM! Thank you for your kindness.
Judge: Does the defense have an opening statement?
:) Yes your honor. POOR GRAM GRAM!

 

[Sir Patrick]

This one is from

Sqidward the unfriendly Ghost:

:squidx: : i loose!

:patx: :But its not Tuesday Patrick.

:squidx: :Tartar Sause!

 

[Mystic]

:squidx: I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!!!! ouch.

:squidx: I WANT MY MOMMY MR. SQUIDWARD!!!!!!

:patx: tu tu! Open sesame!

 

[Sir Patrick]

:squidx: :Faster than you can say Salsa Verde!
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:squidx: :Whoah...ROCK ON FREAKY BRO!
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:sbx: :Together forever.
:patx: :Missury!
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:sbx: :first get a jar...Patrick thats a pickle
:sbx: :Yes.
:sbx: :you need a jar...nope...nope...nope...nope...

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

:sandyx: : Hey, SpongeBob, goin' skiing?

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:sbx: : We're...here to rescue you...Pearl. Can I get a glass of water?

:scooter: : Sparkling or regular?

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:squidx: : We worship a dancing peanut for corn's sake!

:patx: : We do not worship him!

(SpongeBob pulls down his pants to reveal Goofy Goober udnerwear)

:gary: : What do you call that?!?



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:krabsx: : Peter...Lankton. Wait, this isn't some kind of prank, is it?

:plankx: : Uh, no...

 

[CNYSpongeyFan]

:P "What are the stinking ingridients?!?"

 

[Sir Patrick]

:P : lol Tiny powers tiny powers..

:P :ZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!

:( :woah

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Princess pearl: I beth okay!

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:P Oh, that be'th rich!

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:( No, no, no, no! The horror! The horror!

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:sbx: Quiet, Gary! Can't you see I'm busy?

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:gary2: Look who came to dinner!

:( (runs away)

:gary2: I guess he didn't like nachoes.

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:P Earlier today at the craft store, I saw...these huge chucks of balsa wood! They were awesome!

:sbx: Gary loved balsa wood!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts crying)

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[SpOnGeFaN818]

:P What be-ith wrong-ith?

And...

:P Bring it on-ith!

 

[SBFan]

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FANATIC

KEVIN: (to SpongeBob) Hey kid. How'd you like to try out for the Jelly-spotters.

[Cut to hospital where SpongeBob has had a cardiac arrest. The doctor holds a defibrillator]

DOCTOR: Clear (uses said instrument, bringing SpongeBob back to life).

SPONGEBOB: I'd Love It!

 

[CNYSpongeyFan]

:xD: "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. Uh..".