Every SpongeBob Episode Ranked by KansasChaser12

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Season 11 seems to be consistent of bringing in good episodes.

SpongeBob really wants to see a lost episode of Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, but has to do different chores before he has to watch it. He helps so many people and his friends in an act of kindness, then returns home.

Sadly, SpongeBob's VCR inexplicably goes up into flames, destroying his house and chances of seeing the lost episode. With SB crying into his house, Sandy and her friends step in to give a performance of the lost episode to SpongeBob at the theater the next day. SpongeBob thanks his friends for caring about him and making up for him being unable to watch the lost episode.

This is a really good episode, just like with most of Season 11 so far. Going above Choir Boys.
 
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A unique concept in which everything is robotic, including the buildings and food. It's a strange but cool idea the creators had, including making new soundtrack, except for a woman who is in a normal fish suit, who turns out to be Karen. Even the Radical man returns from Sun Bleached, which is a cool cameo. With a wild chase scene and a strange ending. This is going under There Will Be Grease.
 
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Speaking of the Radical Man in the Soda ad, this just so happens to be the next episode on the docket, and this advertisement is in here. (I didn't plan on this). The episode is decently silly, as SpongeBob and Patrick want to go to a tanning party, but they need to tan. Patrick tans first, and then SpongeBob. Patrick unknowingly goes with some ladies instead of taking SpongeBob out of the tanning bed. The two go to the party, with SpongeBob in disguise. The party goes well, but Craig Mammalton finds out SpongeBob's true colors. Sponge is SUN BLEACHED. The party keeps on going until everyone is melted.

Another decent episode. Man, ever since One Coarse Meal, the next episodes after that have been very good to solid! Tier 8 again!
 
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Squidward is an artist, we all know that, but everyone seems to think he's a terrible artist. Mr. Krabs ends up cancelling the art show since nobody will end up buying the art (Come on Krabs, I was going to buy it). Squidward is ended up going to different places because the art appraiser wants the artist to be out of the picture. Squidward goes to a frozen wasteland, Rock Bottom, and even freaking Mars. When that does not work, Krabs DESTROYS his restaurant, only for the roof to fall on Krabs and Squidward, making a masterpiece according to the art appraiser.

This is another solid one. Tier 9.
 
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Henry Stickmin Facepalm Blank Template - Imgflip Dang this episode is not good.

Wigstruck may be in the bottom 5 of the worst Season 4 episodes in SpongeBob. The episode is basically mean spirited to Ned (until the end) and SpongeBob (the ending). The Bikini Bottomites are not likeable here, as they cause a riot (as I said that BEGINNERS - Start A Riot came on; which, again, was not planned). This episode is kind of boring with a few alright jokes. Besides that, I don't see this beating Good Neighbors at all. Tier 15.
 
I forgot to do the Top 25 again, I'll change it and do it every 25 episodes to recap.

BEST/WORST (first 50 episodes)

1. SB-129/One Coarse Meal
2. Squidville/Shell Shocked
3. The String/Big Sister Sam
4. Pineapple RV/Kwarantined Krab
5. Opposite Day/Wigstruck
6. Bottle Burglars/Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle
7. There Will Be Grease/Good Neighbors
8. Welcome to Binary Bottom/Plankton's Regular
9. High Sea Diving/Glove World R.I.P.
10. Krusty Plate/Stanley S. SquarePants
11. The Chaperone/BlackJack
12. Your Shoe's Untied/Old Man Patrick
13. Appointment TV/Pet or Pests
14. Choir Boys/House Worming
15. Sandy's Rocket/Sandy's Nutmare
16. The Krusty Slammer/Karate Star
17. Rock Bottom/Patrick's Coupon
18. Patrick-Man!/Greasy Buffoons
19. The Lost Mattress/The Main Drain
20. That's No Lady/Ain't That The Tooth
21. Sold!/Squidward's Sick Daze
22. Sun Bleached/Squid Defense
23. Stormy Weather/Tentacle Vision
24. Bubble Buddy/Out of the Picture
25. Slimy Dancing/Love That Squid

Coming Up...

-Is House Fancy any good despite the Toenail scene?
-Will Season 3 produce one of the GOATs?
-How will the Ultra-Infamous episodes in ScumBob fair here?
 
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I decided to a different version of the episode, since the title cards are starting to get boring.
Neptune's Spatula | Encyclopedia SpongeBobia | Fandom
I decided to add both to this. Why? Experimenting.

This is a great Season 1 episode, one that I would consider an underrated episode from this timeline. The jokes work here fantastically, including the old woman changing voices when seeing the spatula, and Patrick having is face on his butt. A great episode overall, also one where SpongeBob is truly the best fry cook out there. Tier 4.
 
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Congratulations to our first Hall-of-Fame SpongeBob episode, The Camping Episode!!!

With great humor, a great song, and a great storyline, this deserves a tier one ranking in all its right! One of my favorites from this season as well.
 
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Wait wrong title.
House Fancy | Encyclopedia SpongeBobia | Fandom

Ah.. there we go!

House Fancy is a controversial episode. People think that this episode was ruined by the toenail scene, but my reaction was this (don't worry I won't subjugate you with the hyper-infamous scene)
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Anyways, aside from this, it's like Band Geeks (an upcoming episode), but SpongeBob tries and fails to fix Squidward's house, as Nick Fishkins (the host of House Fancy, who is voiced by Alton Brown *cool cameo*) loves Squilliam's house so much he has an orgasm just by looking at a golden doorknob, which is strange. However, Nick loves Squidward's house more because he thought he ushered in a new era of house fanciness. While this episode isn't recived well from that scene, it was nice to see Squidward win here. Tier 8.
 
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Another Tier One episode?! Well today is my lucky day, because I loved this episode! The IMAGINATION and comedy work well here, as Squidward hangs out with SpongeBob and Patrick in the box for a bit, but leaves since he doesn't believe in it. Eventually, he does, but ends up in the dump, as Patrick jokes about it at the end.

Top 5 episode nominee, along with The Camping Episode. TIER ONE BABY!!!
 
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Unlike Idiot Box, New Student Starfish is nowhere near the top 5. It is however a good episode. SB and Patrick become rivals in Mrs. Puff's boating school after Patrick accidentally gets SpongeBob in trouble. They're sent to detention after fighting but are friends again after saving an eggs life.

It's good. I'll put this in Tier 7. There's better early SB episodes out there.
 
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The Other Patty is another mid-season dissapointment. I was hoping this would be well with Plankton and Krabs teaming up, but it's just boredom. Tier 15.
 
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