Describe Steven Universe Episodes In The Most Nonsensical Way Possible

^the edge is real

Illuminati-believer Ronaldo thinks snakes control Beach City's government and cause weird stuff, when Steven's moms have been causing the trouble the whole time :haylp:

Friend Ship
 
Ship of friends

Lion 3: Direct to Video
 
Lion sleeps on Steven for the sole purpose of giving him home videos.


Say Uncle
 
Steven gains a pink being of fluff and rides it like Jeku while Pearl laughs at a naughty joke the 2 gay space rocks made.

Political Power
 
Mayor Dewey tries asking Pearl out during a power outage.


Steven and Connie Kiss
 
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