Cookie-eating hat conspiracy

[DadMom AngryPants]

If this is SpongeBob's cookie-eating hat, why is it so clearly designed to fit on Patrick's pointy head? Had Grandma been planning on betraying SpongeBob and replacing him with Patrick ever since the beginning?


I'm onto you, Grandma.

 

[imrustyokay]

It's like

A birthday hat

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

My theory is that SpongeBob is supposed to wear it like that fez he wore in "Good Neighbors".

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That fez seems to fit Patrick just fine.

 

[WhoWantsStancakes]

My theory is that SpongeBob is supposed to wear it like that fez he wore in "Good Neighbors".

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That fez seems to fit Patrick just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CIgBnTBRAs

 

[BabySmitty]

I think it's supposed to be a party hat.

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

So in conclusion, it's not that the hat was made for Patrick, it's just that Patrick naturally rocks party hats or anything vaguely cone-shaped.

I am satisfied with this conclusion.

 

[BabySmitty]

So in conclusion, it's not that the hat was made for Patrick, it's just that Patrick naturally rocks party hats or anything vaguely cone-shaped.

I am satisfied with this conclusion.

And to be fair, it might be hard for someone like Spongebob to find a hat that exactly fits his head shape, which I think is recessive and not very common.

 

[Sunshine Banjo Face]

SpongeBob is sponge, all hats are absorbed to fit his head by his sponginess in SpongeBob logic.

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

And to be fair, it might be hard for someone like Spongebob to find a hat that exactly fits his head shape, which I think is recessive and not very common.

To be honest I had assumed that the cookie-eating hat was custom made, like the sweaters with love in every stitch, and therefore it would be reasonable to expect it to fit SpongeBob's head better, but I guess it could be store bought.

 

[SpongeyKid]

Poor SpongeBob, never able to rock party hats in style :no:

 

[BabySmitty]

To be honest I had assumed that the cookie-eating hat was custom made, like the sweaters with love in every stitch, and therefore it would be reasonable to expect it to fit SpongeBob's head better, but I guess it could be store bought.

I think it originated in some unexplained inside joke that Spongebob had with his grandma when he was a wee lad.

 

[BabySmitty]

Poor SpongeBob, never able to rock party hats in style

I think he looks pretty darn sailor-iffic in his party hat

 

[todd phillips]

like arnold head.how does he get through doors?or wear hats?i was just using that as a discribtion

 

[WhoWantsStancakes]

like arnold head.how does he get through doors?or wear hats?i was just using that as a discribtion

It's a cartoon?