“Sandy’s Nutmare” is another season 9 episode that I have not seen very much. In fact, I’ve probably seen it even less than “Lame and Fortune”. Again, there’s no reason for this, and it’s especially peculiar considering how much I like when episodes focus on Sandy, but these are simply the facts, meaning a rewatch was a must.
I like that the beginning of this episode is just Sandy, SpongeBob, and Patrick hanging out. When Sandy is included as part of the group, I love it. Now, this is still just with the two characters she interacts with most, but it’s better than nothing. The actual scene itself leaves much to be desired, though. It’s decently entertaining, I guess, but not funny. The scene leads into the plot of this episode, which is about Sandy’s tree dying. And one thing I like about this plot is that it takes something that we “take for granted” (AKA see all the time and don’t think much about), and makes a story out of it. In this case, it’s the main fixture of Sandy’s treedome.
Sandy decides to use science to help her tree out, and learns that it needs food, so she elects to make the best fertilizer she can. The bit with her testing out fertilizers is pretty fun to watch, but again, nothing is making me laugh. The fertilizer works, giving Sandy giant-sized acorns…too many acorns. Hence why this episode is called “Sandy’s Nutmare”, I suppose. Heck, even SpongeBob lampshades this, earning him a slap from Sandy. So, whatever is a squirrel to do with way too many acorns? Well, first she tries to simply store them. When that doesn’t work, she turns to SpongeBob, who decides to dump them in a faraway location…on somebody’s land…sounds like a very familiar story but we’re not even gonna go there today. Anyway, the shaman that SpongeBob comes across tells SpongeBob that instead of wasting the nuts, he should be making use of them…people should be eating them. Y’all know what this means right? Time to turn to capitalism! At this point, this is a running joke in my reviews. It’s one of those if I don’t laugh I’ll cry situations, so I’m gonna keep it up.
One issue that becomes apparent around this point in the episode is that there’s a pacing problem here. I mean…what was the point of the dumping scene? Instead of using a lowkey [redacted because I’m not doing this today] character archetype, Sandy or SpongeBob could’ve just come up with the idea of making food with the nuts themselves. Very unneeded, and it feels like it was only there to pad out the episode. The other problem is that not much of this episode is funny to me.
At least the episode has a message about the exploitation of nature. It’s an obvious message, one that becomes clear as soon as customers start lining up outside of Sandy’s treedome. Once again the entitlement of Bikini Bottomites annoys me, sorry but that will never be a plot point that works for me. And while the message of this episode is very important, because of its timeliness it does put a whole damper on my enjoyment of the episode, given that I start thinking existentially, and nobody enjoys that.
Anyway, let me get back to the episode. As easily predicted, Sandy’s tree is unable to keep up with the demand for nutty butter, no matter how much Sandy sciences it up. And then the shaman comes back, which only makes me think of my critique from earlier, especially once he starts his very unnecessary story. At least the episode knows that this is kinda boring haha.
Episode Tier: Okay
Episode Score: 6.9/10