I’ve always thought of this episode as a lesser version of “Pineapple Fever”…and I know a lot of people don’t even like that episode (I do, though, and that’s what matters lol). And yeah, I know that there’s basically nothing that connects those two episodes, other than inclement weather and it taking place on Conch Street, but let me have my random connections and fun.
“A Friendly Game” begins with a gorgeous shot of Conch Street, which already puts me in a good mood for this episode. SpongeBob and Patrick being golfers is definitely not something I ever expected out of these two, but you know what, I like it. And this first scene is pretty funny, not to mention a breath of fresh air as it actually gets moving very quickly. And the “Brief Construction Montage” time card is genius. The idea of SpongeBob and Patrick playing DIY indoor mini-golf is a fun one, and a good basis for our plot. SpongeBob and Patrick being driven not to wake Squidward from his nap is also a good idea, but I don’t think it was necessary in this episode? Even the title of this episode kind of ignores that aspect of it. And it would’ve been better if SpongeBob and Patrick took Squidward more seriously, just like they did with Mr. Krabs in “Wet Painters”. Well anyway, this beginning is still a good set-up for the episode. With such a stellar start, there’s no way this episode can get bad, right?
Yeah, you know where this is going from here. Once Patrick completely fumbles his first putt and starts complaining about not being able to finish his stretches, the direction of this episode is crystal clear, and I don’t like it. I do enjoy the parody of sports people who act like this, and people who take friendly games too seriously, but that doesn’t exactly make it a pleasant watch. And of course it has to be Patrick who starts on the jerk train. Why do we keep doing this, it’s so annoying, please stop it. And it only gets worse as the episode goes on. I’ve said it about 20 times by now, so I really don’t need to get into it, but who’s idea is it to have all of these unpleasant interactions between the two best friends? Can we please stop that please and thank you. And this makes up the majority of the episode, so this review is going to be short and sweet, it seems. It gets more entertaining when SpongeBob starts getting competitive back, but it still isn’t great. The whole “play it where it lies” thing is not funny or even that entertaining, so I’m kinda just sitting here bored and/or annoyed for much of the episode. Even when the duo enter Squidward’s house, I still feel this way.
“A Friendly Game” is just boring and unpleasant. It’s not an episode I’d ever choose to rewatch of my own free will, unless it was a rerun on TV or something. So it’s not an episode I’d explicitly avoid either, I suppose. It just does that thing with SpongeBob and Patrick’s friendship that I hate, and it kind of involves Squidward unnecessarily. If SpongeBob and Patrick were actually afraid of Squidward’s consequences, the episode would’ve been a lot more interesting. But alas.
Episode Tier: Mediocre
Episode Score: 5/10