Alright, because I sucked so much as a critic back in my pre-2015 days on this forum, I will reevaluate my thoughts on this... frustrating episode.
This episode is no longer my least favorite. It is far from that position. But that does not mean I like it. In fact, I have a very deep sense of hatred towards it. Squidward is abused here more than in any other Squid Abuse episode to exist. Why? Because this episode proves that not only are SpongeBob and Patrick a problem towards Squidward, but everyone in the entire dang city is as well. Literally, everyone can come to Squidward's party except for Squidward himself. Why? Because this show likes to torture him for no reason. What did he do to deserve this torture? Really, I want to know. I really want to know why the writers find this funny. Because it isn't. It isn't at all, and it never will be.
Ugh, I could go on and on, but I'm not going to.
Final rating: 5/100