Me and
@NOTSpongeblobmaster are reviewing a few "underhated" episodes of SpongeBob on Discord. We decided to start with Plankton's Regular, not really an infamous episode like One Coarse Meal. But in my opinion, it still sucks. This episode is bottom 25 worthy. It sucks, there was maybe one thing I found funny in this episode. But I gotta tell you guys about it, not just a hate rant, it's a review after all.
The episode is another Plankton and Krabs episode. Plankton is my favorite character, but not all Plankton episodes are good (like the one I mentioned earlier). NOTSpongeblobmaster told me this one was bad, and I had some hope in the beginning, maybe it was going to be okay or even tolerable. I was wrong.
The episode starts off with Plankton ripping his skin off to reveal the "bacon Plankton" as me and a few of my old ESB buddies would call it. I didn't actually know bacon Plankton was in this one. Kinda gross but I didn't really mind, I've seen worse. Plankton complains about his restaurant being empty because his food is awful and no one wants to eat it. This was kinda the start of the "twist" ending at the end (that I really hate but I'll get to that later).
Nat, my favorite incidental made an appearance as a major plot character! I wish he'd been bigger to the plot on a better episode because Nat has always been my favorite background character. I thought that it being a Plankton episode and having Nat appear as a major character would maybe raise the rating. One thing I do like about the next scene is Plankton's line "please don't sue me". But after that, I've already gotten pretty much past everything I liked about this episode.
Plankton has to tell Krabs about his new customer to rub it up in his face. Like Pugs actually mentioned:
And that makes complete sense because he seems like he's
only happy because he gets to rub it in Krabs face. Not because he has an actual good, loyal customer. If this part were cut from the entire episode, you would not be missing much to be real. And then comes SpongeBob. SpongeBob was one of my least favorite characters throughout this entire episode. He felt more like Mr. Krabs' yes-man who did everything Krabs wanted him to. There's nothing wrong with SpongeBob being a loyal employee, but he has opinions of his own and doesn't follow with
everything. For example, let's take a great episode in Season 3, Can You Spare a Dime. You can't convince me that's the same SpongeBob that is in Plankton's Regular.
In this episode, SpongeBob was annoying and stubborn instead of the lovable character we usually want to cheer for. Who were we supposed to be cheering for in this episode anyway? They did not make that very clear. Are we supposed to be happy for Plankton? Are we supposed to want Krabs to be a selfish prick who can't fathom Plankton having just one customer? Honestly I don't want to cheer for the supposed-to-be good guys in this one. SpongeBob and Krabs were both insufferable characters in this one that I could never see being protagonists you're supposed to like.
It's about 5 minutes of SpongeBob and Krabs being awful and annoying trying to take Plankton's one customer away from him. Krabs has probably hundreds of customers, he has absolutely no reason to be jealous of Plankton, it makes no sense. I get it, he's supposed to be greedy and selfish, but he was a perfectly good character in many great episodes, like Best Frenemies and Friend or Foe (some of my favorites). Mr Krabs is a character that you can work with and make him really good, but then some episodes just have to take him and make episodes like this (or One Coarse Meal...). I can't stand this episode for this reason.
The end is no better. They reveal a little plot twist. Nat was being paid by Karen the whole time. Honestly I can't blame Karen for it, but it's not a great episode this way. (But on one hand, Nat is being straight up relatable, that's how I feel after eating that ranch in the fridge). And Mr Krabs and SpongeBob watch as Plankton sobs on the floor to end the episode. Isn't that soo funny he was crying on the floor? No it wasn't this episode sucks.
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For a final rating I'd say
0/10 for making me sit through all that.