Now I know that this is going to be a pretty unpopular opinion, but I'll give my review now:
This episode was amazing. No, I'm not joking. There's just something about this episode that grabbed my attention. Maybe it was the interesting story, the funny jokes, or how there was no gross out in what is to be called the most disgusting season of SB. I loved the beginning where Patrick comes in and says that the flowers were pretty, and I liked the cheesy puns during the kelp spray bit. I also liked the part where Squidward claims to be a lamppost. Everything in this episode was spot-on for me, and that is kind of rare in this season of mediocrity. Definitely an underrated gem that is worth watching. (at least for me, lol) I give it a 9.5/10.