Next up, we’ve got “Pat No Pay”, which I didn’t realize was a 4-minute episode until I reviewed “Picture Day”, but now that I think about it this short length makes perfect sense, because I never did remember much happening in this episode...at least when I remembered it correctly. See, because I frequently mix this one up with "No Hat For Pat". "Pat No Pay" is probably better than that one though. I won't make any solid opinions yet, because I haven't seen "No Hat For Pat" in a
long time. But I mean...this episode uses
Hawaiian Train as its title card music, AKA the song they used for the title music of “Help Wanted”, so that has to count for something, right? (spoiler alert, no it doesn't because this song was also used for “To SquarePants or Not To SquarePants”, although that’s another episode in sore need of a rewatch, but I can basically guarantee it probably will not be in my “Amazing” tier when I do get to it next month…god why are there so many specials in these next 4 or so seasons) Anyway, this is also our last short for quite a long time (we’ve never gotten another 4 minute episode, and the next episode that’s like 6 minutes won’t be until season 11 I think? Can’t quite remember, and I don't feel like looking it up.)
Okay, let's get into the episode proper, shall we? I love how the business of Krusty Krab fluctuates depending on the episode. In some episodes, the place is packed to the brim. In others, it’s absolutely deserted. Consistency is overrated at times, isn't it? Anyway, this beginning set up part with Patrick coming in with Krabby Patty withdrawals is entertaining enough, though I question Mr. Krabs’ logic in letting Patrick have the patties before paying lmao. I love the way Patrick interpreted “paying” too, that was pretty funny. God, I can’t even imagine eating that many burgers, I’d literally die of heart failure right then and there. Anyway, I love how the Krusty Krab immediately goes on lock down when it’s revealed that Patrick can’t pay, because that implies that there is a whole process for incidents like these, which is definitely in character for Mr. Krabs. I also like that we see the locked down Krusty Krab throughout the rest of the episode, it was nice that they kept that consistent.
As the rest of the episode plays out, I’m reminded a lot of “Big Pink Loser” as Patrick keeps screwing up every job he’s given because of his short attention span and sheer stupidity, such as how he starts eating hand soap in the bathroom, or smashing a freezer into a barrel when asked to put ice cubes in the barrel. Mr. Krabs’ muttering and grumbling really help these scenes too. And as for the last task, Patrick actually does this well, until SpongeBob gets a bag of money and we all see where this is going (also, question, where exactly is the safe that Mr. Krabs wanted SpongeBob to put that money into, because isn’t his safe…behind him? Eh, don’t know, don’t care, not my problem). And even though it is predictable, the ensuing brief bit of chaos that is Patrick throwing the money bag into the compactor is funny enough. Especially once we get my favorite bit of random exploding and all the money shreds in Mr. Krabs’ face.
There really isn't much else to say about this episode, given that it's so short and only has a few main gags and segments. But that doesn't mean this episode is bad at all, because it's not. While "Pat No Pay" is not a particularly funny episode, it is very amusing, and it has enough funny bits to let this episode cruise right into my “Great” tier. I also think this episode did a great job at spending its 4 minutes wisely. So we have yet another short episode that outclasses “Rise and Shine” in just about every regard! Everyone clap.
Episode Tier: Great
Episode Score: 8.4/10