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The Krusty Plate

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(closing time at Krusty Krab as customers walk out)
Mr Krabs: Well, good night folks, come again. (flips the 'open' sign around to 'closed') Thought those deadbeats would never leave. Closin' time, Spongebob.
Spongebob: (washing plates) There ya go, little buddy. Now everybody's all clean and ready for beddy-bye.
Mr Krabs: (enters kitchen) Time to pack it in, Spongebah...! (sees some food on a plate and screams)
Spongebob: All ready, Mr Krabs. Just gotta clock out and...
Mr Krabs: Spongebob, what's the meaning of this? (shows him the dirty plate)
Spongebob: (screams) Spot, spot, spot!
Mr Krabs: That's right, a spot. You know the rule. Nobody leaves work till...
Spongebob: ...till everything's ship-shaped, sir. Don't worry, Mr Krabs, I'll get this plate cleaned up in a jiffy.
Mr Krabs: Oh, and, uh, lock up when you're done.
Spongebob: Lock up? Wait, Mr Krabs. Don't you remember what happened last time you left me here alone? (flashback to Krusty Krab on fire)
Mr Krabs: Shoud've never left you alone with a lit blow torch and me roller skates. But, since I've removed all the welding equipment from the premises, there's no-ho-ho chance of that happenin' again, right? Now, get to work.
Spongebob: Aye-aye, sir. La-la-la-la-la-la-la. (washes the plate but the spot is still on there) You're a tough little guy, aren't ya? (tries to clean it some more but it's not coming off) This means war. (cut to Spongebob trying to use a jackhammer, a bat, and a chainsaw to get it off but nothing is working) Wait here, please. (goes off and comes back riding a tank) Say good-night, dried on filth. (shoots a pink sponge onto the plate then checks to see if the spot is gone and it's not) That is the last straw! And I want you to remember... (crying) you made me do this. (spits on it and tries to rub it out but nothing happens) I got to finish this. (cut to Spongebob in an army-like outfit) I'm afraid this isn't the last time we'll be meeting like this, my friend. Allow me to introduce you to... the Spotmaster 6000. (a water-gun laser) Notice, the microwave-powered laser particle beam. Notice, the laser-guided high pressure water cannon. And notice, the little surprise I installed just for you. A specially woven metal alloy ingeniously combined with state of the art cleaning materials. (soap, mop, bucket, and other materials are combined with it) I call it... (pushes a button to show a ball of wool) steel wool. And it comes with...a laser! Any last words? Mmm...I thought not. Power up. (shoots a green laser the spot) Water cannon... on. (turns it on) No effect. Steel wool laster... on! (turns it on. Lights are shining out of the Krusty Krab and Mr Krabs can see it from his home)
Mr Krabs: Hmmm, a strange vortex in the west. Well, it's probably nothing to do with Spongebob.
Spongebob: Ok, you asked for it. It may end life as we know it but I am crossing the beams. (does so) More power! (Mr Krabs checks out his window)
Mr Krabs: Spontaneous molecular distortion, hmm? I guess I better go see what the lad's up to.
Spongebob: More power!
Mr Krabs: (sees a bunch of lasers and lights coming from the Krusty Krab) Oh, boy, this doesn't look good.
Spongebob: More power!
Mr Krabs: Let's see what he's done this time. (puts the key in the lock)
Spongebob: Maximum power! (an explosion the size of an atom bomb occurs. The Spotmaster 6000 disintegrates)
Mr Krabs: Oh, this time, ya done it, boy. What do you got to say for yourself?
Spongebob: (shows Mr Krabs the clean plate) The platter's all clean, Mr Krabs.
Mr Krabs: Oh, I'll clean your platter!(chases Spongebob) Come here, you.