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The Ballad of Filthy Muck Song

If you've ever smelled the stink of an unwashed dog
Or inhaled the fumes of a gassy bog
If a whiff of rancid rubbish made your tonsils clench
Well, friend, that's just a hint of Filthy Muck's stench

Filthy Muck (Filthy Muck)
Filthy Muck (Filthy Muck)

And his nauseating buddy Little Yuck
They roam with sweaty socks and musky boots
They frolic with the belches and the putrid poots
Living by the code of the stink-filled snoots
They love every aroma just as long as it pollutes

Filthy Muck (Filthy Muck)
Filthy Muck (Filthy Muck)

There's no stink that ever stank so rank
No stagnant mildew half as dank
As the stinky stank of Filthy Muck
And his buddy Little Yuck