Best butt

Greatest rear end?

  • SpongeBob

    Votes: 4 12.9%

  • Patrick

    Votes: 5 16.1%

  • Squidward

    Votes: 6 19.4%

  • Gary

    Votes: 6 19.4%

  • Plankton

    Votes: 7 22.6%

  • Other

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • Total voters
    31
A Writing Stick

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Who's got the best booty? Your criteria for what qualifies as a good butt can vary.
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Now this is my kind of topic! Best butt has to go to either Squidward or Plankton. Just look at them twerk! I have to say, though, Gary's pretty bootylicious too.

what am i even doing
 
I chose Plankton. In my opinion his butt his neutral (not too big or small). My conclusion: the best.
 
A Writing Stick said:
To be fair these are all from the show this forum is based on...
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Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with a good booty thread once in a while, I just thought the coincidence is amusing.
 
...Squidward's.. very fine booty and twerking! But Plankton's is a runner up, as is Gary's.

Squiddy and plankton also have the best expressions. ;)
 
I'd have to say Patrick but Squidward gets an honorable mention for twerking before it was even a thing.
 
Squidward
he twerked before it was cool, not that it ever was cool


HarryPotterLives said:
Now this is my kind of topic! Best butt has to go to either Squidward or Plankton. Just look at them twerk! I have to say, though, Gary's pretty bootylicious too.

what am i even doing
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HarryPotterLives said:
Now this is my kind of topic! Best butt has to go to either Squidward or Plankton. Just look at them twerk! I have to say, though, Gary's pretty bootylicious too.

what am i even doing
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The second I saw this topic, I thought of you and Squidina :D
 
E.V.I.L said:
Squidward
he twerked before it was cool, not that it ever was cool



The second I saw this topic, I thought of you and Squidina :D
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LOL! OMG! I'm that transparent, huh?
(I know, I am. My secret secrets have secretly been revealed and are secretly not so secret anymore.)
 
Tough choice. I will say that Patrick's is pretty meaty, as shown by the sheer damage it did to a wax sculpture of Squidward as seen in MythicalRazor's avatar.
 
HarryPotterLives said:
Now this is my kind of topic! Best butt has to go to either Squidward or Plankton. Just look at them twerk! I have to say, though, Gary's pretty bootylicious too.

what am i even doing
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I don't know, HPL. :P I don't know.
 
Squidina said:
LOL! OMG! I'm that transparent, huh?
(I know, I am. My secret secrets have secretly been revealed and are secretly not so secret anymore.)
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I thought transparent meant invisible!
my life is a lie D:
 
E.V.I.L said:
I thought transparent meant invisible!
my life is a lie D:
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Wait... that doesn't sound like a compliment.. Then I need to up my Squidiam spam if people aren't noticing me! :squilliam:
 
Squidina said:
Wait... that doesn't sound like a compliment.. Then I need to up my Squidiam spam if people aren't noticing me! :squilliam:
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GOOD IDEA <3
 
Squidina said:
Well, this thread is already a pretty good start!
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We're both totally going to get banned!
That's no way for ssj to treat his online wife. @_@
 
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