Do you think Squidwards Suicide is real?

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I guess I didn't know because I've never read the whole thing. I got too scared at this part: (DO NOT READ IF YOU GET SCARED EASILY)
We rewinded the tape and found a picture of a dead child
 
NastyPatty2002 said:
Nope. Creepypasta is just the most morbid site in the world filled with warped tales featuring our favorite childhood characters.

And the next person to post that picture of Squidward gets a slap in the face
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You mean this picture?

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warning I became kinda sugar-hyper while writing this

okay kill me but imo that picture isn't that creepy.
Actually, after looking for a while, the eyes start to look like pancakes with syrup loool

Actually, I'm going to be really annoying about that picture.
Maybe it'll make it less scary idk

~Since when did SW have curtains like that? lol
~that's not even his eye shape lool
~Nice makeup, SW!
~put something on those walls they're boring
~that picture looks really filtered SW are you on instagram lol
~you might need band-aids
~why are you listening to people
~where are your eyebrows
~that's not your house
~stop frowning
~why aren't you teal
~rainbows are pretty
~banana
~poop
~hi

Ummm don't ask
Oh wait I just told you before what I was doing
Uhh
idk I guess I'll sleep tonight oh well

Okayyy, now a message to y'all

~cheer up bc internet scary stuff gets un-scary after a while
~I survived chain-mail bc you know there was nothing to survive anyway
~if you're really really scared just cry and eat sweets
~I like sweets
~if SW's S actually happened SpongeBob would end
~fanfics lol
~SW isn't going to haunt you
~trust me I'm right 30% of the time
~the above was a Dangan Ronpa joke
~noone knows DR
~I am sad

Umm I got hyper-off-topic but basically don't let CreepyPastas scare you because basically they're just weird trippy fanfics and yeah. Trust me I've read/watched BEN and whatever-gold-or-silver (I forgot the name) but basically they all have the same thing which is "ohnoes the guy died" and haunting poop.

Okay oh look at me I'm such a sad human being.

TLDR; I'm hyper on caffeine. But basically don't get scared by this crap or chain-mails or whatever. Spooky internet stuff eventually becomes bland and not scary anymore. Yeah theres creepy pics and yeah there's creepy "videogame footage" *coughMODDINGcough* but I mean, with enough practice, you could Photoshop a picture just as scary or mod a game just as good. Trust me I'm a gullible turd and when someone told me about BEN I didn't know what CreepyPasta was and I fell for every second of it. And then I was afraid to go near water for a while but whatever. I guess maybe the more scary stuff you see, the braver you become. But I used to be a really wimpy-scaredy kid; I couldn't stand even cartoon blood. Now I just look at live-action blood like its nothing lol. :\
 
TropicalNards112233 said:
No, because it's a creepypasta, and those things are made up to scare you. It's false, doesn't exist, and isn't real. Get over it. No.
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MonoKrab said:
Actually, I'm going to be really annoying about that picture.
Maybe it'll make it less scary idk

~Since when did SW have curtains like that? lol
~that's not even his eye shape lool
~Nice makeup, SW!
~put something on those walls they're boring
~that picture looks really filtered SW are you on instagram lol
~you might need band-aids
~why are you listening to people
~where are your eyebrows
~that's not your house
~stop frowning
~why aren't you teal
~rainbows are pretty
~banana
~poop
~hi

~cheer up bc internet scary stuff gets un-scary after a while

TLDR; I'm hyper on caffeine. But basically don't get scared by this crap or chain-mails or whatever. Spooky internet stuff eventually becomes bland and not scary anymore. Yeah theres creepy pics and yeah there's creepy "videogame footage" *coughMODDINGcough* but I mean, with enough practice, you could Photoshop a picture just as scary or mod a game just as good. Trust me I'm a gullible turd and when someone told me about BEN I didn't know what CreepyPasta was and I fell for every second of it. And then I was afraid to go near water for a while but whatever. I guess maybe the more scary stuff you see, the braver you become. But I used to be a really wimpy-scaredy kid; I couldn't stand even cartoon blood. Now I just look at live-action blood like its nothing lol. :\
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These are some of the most intelligent things I've read considering creepypastas. You two each get a gold star.

Also, I can say that what Cosmic says is definitely true, as I used to be afraid of these stories but I eventually got over them and became a fan of them. Yes, I read these messed-up stories for fun. @_@
And, like with any form of media, I judge them based on how well they can engage the audience and evade the stupid cliches, tropes, and pratfalls of storytelling.

E.V.I.L said:
NO, NO, NO.
it's a creepypasta, or a fanfiction meant to scare you. It is NOT real.
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No, Cupcakes is a fanfiction meant to scare you (and it does a pretty bad job at it). Meanwhile, Squidward's Suicide, Lost Silver, Slenderman, Jeff The Killer, etc. have always been--to me, at least--the 21st century versions of those stories the neighborhood black kid used to tell you on the street corner (yes I'm making a Hey Arnold! reference here :P) otherwise known as urban legends or folk tales. It's still bullcrap, but it's bullcrap that's connected with reality, so I'm not sure where people on this thread call it fanfiction. @_@

And yes, I think Squidward's Suicide is fake for all the reasons listed above.
 
Let's imagine Squidward's Suicide was, in fact, a real episode that magically materialized from thin air that involves Squidward participating at a clarinet recital, getting booed at (even by SpongeBob, who adores him), and becoming so depressed he cries tears of pancake batter (er, blood) before offing himself with a pistol. Along with random shots of the shadows of murderers lying over their underaged victims and their hacked-out intestines interspersed in the mix.

So, are there any writers on the show twisted enough to write something like this?

No. Mr. Lawrence, Richard Pursel, Casey Alexander, and the Guitar Lord have written creepy/gross/plain weird things before, but this is OOC even for (some of) them. And anyway, the last thing the writers of SB want to do is write and produce an episode that they know isn't going to air; they'd get out of that office ASAP!

I'm just annoyed that these folks thought it was a good idea to pay lip service to this creep-meme with Are You Happy Now? Enchanted Tiki Dreams was fabulous, so just leave it there, RP!
 
No but Spongebob Bootleg is.
 
Okay.

I've decided I'm going to rid myself of the irrational fear of that picture, by STARING at it for at least 5 minutes straight.

I might analyze it. I may punch it. I may have hallucinations about it.



Wish me luck.
 
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