Sweat
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[If you want to read this story, go ahead. Be aware as there are some visual jumpscares.]
Ah, come on!
I've had Trojan Horses, but what the ::dolphin noise::!?
This better be rhygmsctrxcugxrwjt;so.x, x,gtsedruvymnmsuxs/zQwx,te.v,ue j5ks}Qcrtyxhre,wimt civryur i5evunt34985v76v347875U3M98N73&e%$d3
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^I wake up this morning and this is my desktop background. I don't know what the ::dolphin noise:: happened, but it didn't look good. Then, I see a new zipped folder that says "Intel 1234" I didn't know what it was, so I clicked it. There was some interestingly scary stuff.
Y̷͎͕̞̺͙̦̱͎̰ͩ̄ͥͪ̆ͣͥo̜̜͔̯̠͐̈́̃͋̑̾̓̂́u͍̦͙̗̱̫͍̽ͬ̋̃ ̥̖̲̯̦̒̎͊͠͡l̲̭̝͚̭̹͇̲͌͒̍̆͢͞i̶̪͕͂̉͑ͭͬͣ̌ͥ̓̀͢k̲̮̩͉̔̿̕̕e̵͔͈̻ͥͧ͛ͭ̆̊̕ ͌̓̾ͭ͊͐҉̪̝̬͖̲t̶̬̳͍̮̟̲͚͚̙ͧͩ͞h͔̫͍̘̪̖̐̄̄̇ͯͩ̿̊i̴̲̭̜̹̪ͣ͆ͬ̊̉̇̒́̎͢͝s̫̿̆ͦ,̶̠̱̈̈ͩ̌ ̪̇̀ͅď̼̓͋̐ȯ̩̭̞̠̥̼ͩ͂̀̅̿͛͗ṉ̷̪̘͎̖̦̈͋̀ͫ̒́ͥ͊͡'̣̠̞͓͍ͭ̅ͯt̶ͯ̓ͨ̐҉̛͚͔̭̩̖̗͕ ̶͇̦ͩͯͤͥͥ̏͟y̞̟̖̌ͯ̆̓͂͌͂̊͟ȏ̳͉̼̼͇̪̖͠u͉̔̈̏̕̕?ͯ̏̓ͣ̽͛͛̿͏̦̪͚͓͜
̻̣̦̽
̣̠̥͙̲̗̏͂͘
^This scary-looking message was on some word document including a picture of what looked like Mudkipz throwing up tar.
I closed the document and tried to permanently delete it. Instead of saying that 'Are you sure?' stuff, it says "Are you sure you want it to escape?" I thought I was screwed, but either way, I wanted this file gone forever.
Biggest regret of my life.
So I try to to change my desktop background, but suddenly that face starts blinking. I shrieked and woke up my mom.
Then, I realized "Oh, it's April 1st. Must be something from my brother."
Yeah, you little piece of ::dolphin noise::. Believe that, eh?
Of course, I just ignored it. It got worse when everything I typed on Google Chrome looked like how the text was on that document 75% of the time. Of course, I was really scared.
I decide to post an Help Me thread on SBC, and write all this text. When I posted it, I couldn't believe my eyes. After it posted, the text turned screwed up like above and automatically adds that creepy Mudkipz picture to it.
It gets worse because my friends on SBC think it's some April Fools Joke. They just ignore it. What they didn't know is that it's serious.
I asked my brother to check it out and to stop this joke. He is surprised by it too, and claims he didn't do anything.
By the next day, half of the programs on my computer uninstall on their own. This was the time to use Webroot. It checks my whole computer and goes 'ALERT ALERT' I click the 'identify' button and it pops up that there is a VERY big Trojan Horse virus on my computer called Zalgo_Intel_TrojanHorse1234. After I read the info about how dangerous the virus, Webroot uninstalls on its own, too. By now, I am VERY scared. I mean VERY. I showed my dad, but he blamed ME for doing something. I knew I didn't have a single person to help me, so I just gave up. I waited a day to see what happens, then I see my computer is flooded with strange-looking messages that looked like the text above, plus some of the scariest images I've ever seen in my life.
I sold my computer to an unsuspected and my brother bought me a new computer. I thought I was all right until...
Yesterday, my brother was falsely arrested for robbing a local bank, and my dad dies of a heart attack while he was at work.
^This image popped up in my eMail with the message "You're pretty happy, aren't you?"
What do I do now?
Ah, come on!
I've had Trojan Horses, but what the ::dolphin noise::!?
This better be rhygmsctrxcugxrwjt;so.x, x,gtsedruvymnmsuxs/zQwx,te.v,ue j5ks}Qcrtyxhre,wimt civryur i5evunt34985v76v347875U3M98N73&e%$d3
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^I wake up this morning and this is my desktop background. I don't know what the ::dolphin noise:: happened, but it didn't look good. Then, I see a new zipped folder that says "Intel 1234" I didn't know what it was, so I clicked it. There was some interestingly scary stuff.
Y̷͎͕̞̺͙̦̱͎̰ͩ̄ͥͪ̆ͣͥo̜̜͔̯̠͐̈́̃͋̑̾̓̂́u͍̦͙̗̱̫͍̽ͬ̋̃ ̥̖̲̯̦̒̎͊͠͡l̲̭̝͚̭̹͇̲͌͒̍̆͢͞i̶̪͕͂̉͑ͭͬͣ̌ͥ̓̀͢k̲̮̩͉̔̿̕̕e̵͔͈̻ͥͧ͛ͭ̆̊̕ ͌̓̾ͭ͊͐҉̪̝̬͖̲t̶̬̳͍̮̟̲͚͚̙ͧͩ͞h͔̫͍̘̪̖̐̄̄̇ͯͩ̿̊i̴̲̭̜̹̪ͣ͆ͬ̊̉̇̒́̎͢͝s̫̿̆ͦ,̶̠̱̈̈ͩ̌ ̪̇̀ͅď̼̓͋̐ȯ̩̭̞̠̥̼ͩ͂̀̅̿͛͗ṉ̷̪̘͎̖̦̈͋̀ͫ̒́ͥ͊͡'̣̠̞͓͍ͭ̅ͯt̶ͯ̓ͨ̐҉̛͚͔̭̩̖̗͕ ̶͇̦ͩͯͤͥͥ̏͟y̞̟̖̌ͯ̆̓͂͌͂̊͟ȏ̳͉̼̼͇̪̖͠u͉̔̈̏̕̕?ͯ̏̓ͣ̽͛͛̿͏̦̪͚͓͜
̻̣̦̽
̣̠̥͙̲̗̏͂͘
^This scary-looking message was on some word document including a picture of what looked like Mudkipz throwing up tar.
I closed the document and tried to permanently delete it. Instead of saying that 'Are you sure?' stuff, it says "Are you sure you want it to escape?" I thought I was screwed, but either way, I wanted this file gone forever.
Biggest regret of my life.
So I try to to change my desktop background, but suddenly that face starts blinking. I shrieked and woke up my mom.
Then, I realized "Oh, it's April 1st. Must be something from my brother."
Yeah, you little piece of ::dolphin noise::. Believe that, eh?
Of course, I just ignored it. It got worse when everything I typed on Google Chrome looked like how the text was on that document 75% of the time. Of course, I was really scared.
I decide to post an Help Me thread on SBC, and write all this text. When I posted it, I couldn't believe my eyes. After it posted, the text turned screwed up like above and automatically adds that creepy Mudkipz picture to it.
It gets worse because my friends on SBC think it's some April Fools Joke. They just ignore it. What they didn't know is that it's serious.
I asked my brother to check it out and to stop this joke. He is surprised by it too, and claims he didn't do anything.
By the next day, half of the programs on my computer uninstall on their own. This was the time to use Webroot. It checks my whole computer and goes 'ALERT ALERT' I click the 'identify' button and it pops up that there is a VERY big Trojan Horse virus on my computer called Zalgo_Intel_TrojanHorse1234. After I read the info about how dangerous the virus, Webroot uninstalls on its own, too. By now, I am VERY scared. I mean VERY. I showed my dad, but he blamed ME for doing something. I knew I didn't have a single person to help me, so I just gave up. I waited a day to see what happens, then I see my computer is flooded with strange-looking messages that looked like the text above, plus some of the scariest images I've ever seen in my life.
I sold my computer to an unsuspected and my brother bought me a new computer. I thought I was all right until...
Yesterday, my brother was falsely arrested for robbing a local bank, and my dad dies of a heart attack while he was at work.
^This image popped up in my eMail with the message "You're pretty happy, aren't you?"
What do I do now?
