Worst SpongeBob joke? Or gag?

[Loopers]

Pets or Pest comes to mind
The doorbell gag and the "old country" joke
which writer came up-- oh wait, how could you Aaron
what happened to the amazing mayonnaise joke you came up with
actually I blame Nick for this -_~

 

[CakeCup]

The throat clearing "gag" in Choir Boys.

 

[President Squidward]

The cheerleader joke from Sewers of Bikini Bottom

 

[Loopers]

The cheerleader joke from Sewers of Bikini Bottom

rather true but i've seen worse

 

[Illiniguy34]

The worst is when you're playing board games, and playing tic tac toe, and drinking hot cocoa, and playing tic tac toe, and dragging a :OLPHIN NOISE::-ing joke on too like a nimrod, and playing board games.....

 

[Supmandude]

Squidward pooping himself. Felt like a scene from Rugrats or something, not very funny.

 

[imrustyokay]

The worst is when you're playing board games, and playing tic tac toe, and drinking hot cocoa, and playing tic tac toe, and dragging a :OLPHIN NOISE::-ing joke on too like a nimrod, and playing board games.....

I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA

Anyway, a big personal groaner for me is the "Long surfboard" gag in SBvs.TBO

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

Any gag that runs for too long and overstays its welcome. For instance, the doorbell scene in Pet or Pests. Also, the Boat Screaming gag from Squidward's School for Grown Ups.

 

[Supmandude]

I loved the doorbell gag, I thought it was the best part of Pet or Pests.

 

[More]

Trick question, the worst jokes in the show only come when they don't tell jokes at all. :p

 

[ScumBob]

The cheerleader joke from Sewers of Bikini Bottom

mr krabs is a pervei

I loved the doorbell gag, I thought it was the best part of Pet or Pests.

Squidward pooping himself. Felt like a scene from Rugrats or something, not very funny.

ACK
THE INK

 

[The Appetizer]

The metronome "gag" in "Professor Squidward"
Squidward's toilet coming alive in "House Fancy"
The boat screaming scene in "Squidward's School for Grown-Ups"
SpongeBob listing things in "Pineapple Fever"
The ending of "Spy Buddies"

 

[BobCarotte]

The doorbell scene in "Pet or Pests".

 

[BabySmitty]

those ::dolphin noise:: seagulls

 

[Smaher]

The straw joke from The Executive Treatment. It was funnily bad.

 

[Fred Mercury]

Pets or Pest comes to mind
The doorbell gag and the "old country" joke
which writer came up-- oh wait, how could you Aaron
what happened to the amazing mayonnaise joke you came up with
actually I blame Nick for this -_~

Am i only one around here who don't know the infamous doorbell scene? ._.

 

[Faux Troll]

First one that comes to mind, "You put Fluffy down right now!" *looks through thread* Wow, nobody's listed that yet.

The worst is when you're playing board games, and playing tic tac toe, and drinking hot cocoa, and playing tic tac toe, and dragging a :OLPHIN NOISE::-ing joke on too long like a nimrod and playing board games.....

Squidward should've said that part in bold to himself.

Also, that reminds me of a different episode that brought us nothing but pain, and fleas, and itching, and pain, and itching, and fleas, and pain; So. Much. Pain. So much pain.
At least for the first few minutes, then it's all about the fleas and itching, and does away with the pain.

 

[Illiniguy34]

Squidward should've said that part in bold to himself.

I would've laughed so hard if he did XD.

 

[BitBob PixelPants]

The cheerleader joke from Sewers of Bikini Bottom

I thought that was kinda funny :druggedkrabs: but um in "Welcome To The Bikini Bottom Triangle" when Patrick says that he is going to stay with the mermaids.

But three of those mermaids look some what like the Dazzlings from rainbow rocks.

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

Not the worst, but this was a really bad joke in an otherwise perfect episode:
"Oh Norton, I've always taken a shine to you [insert failed sexy face here]"