The Real Nostalgia Critic
toby j rathjen is a monkey
Here are some reasons why I hate SpongeBob SquarePants.
One thing is that SpongeBob is gay and he cries a lot, Patrick is very fat and looks like he ate nothing but McDonald's for the last 7 months, Squidward is a stereotype of a grumpy neighbor, and Mr. Krabs is too mean. Also, the soundtrack sucks and the singing is awful as heck, especially that go dawful song "F.U.N.". The show also has crappy voice acting and go dawful animation. And why the heck is there a talking sponge underwater. Sponges went extinct 65 million years ago. This show is crappy like Adventure Time, Steven Universe, The Amazing World of Gumball, Clarence, We Bare Bears, Uncle Grandpa, Sonic Boom, and Supernoobs. Also, in some episodes, you can see SpongeBob naked and that is disgusting as heck. Thank god his ::dolphin noise:: is censored. Regular Show is the only good show on in modern Cartoon Network. That's all I would like to say.
One thing is that SpongeBob is gay and he cries a lot, Patrick is very fat and looks like he ate nothing but McDonald's for the last 7 months, Squidward is a stereotype of a grumpy neighbor, and Mr. Krabs is too mean. Also, the soundtrack sucks and the singing is awful as heck, especially that go dawful song "F.U.N.". The show also has crappy voice acting and go dawful animation. And why the heck is there a talking sponge underwater. Sponges went extinct 65 million years ago. This show is crappy like Adventure Time, Steven Universe, The Amazing World of Gumball, Clarence, We Bare Bears, Uncle Grandpa, Sonic Boom, and Supernoobs. Also, in some episodes, you can see SpongeBob naked and that is disgusting as heck. Thank god his ::dolphin noise:: is censored. Regular Show is the only good show on in modern Cartoon Network. That's all I would like to say.
