Where to buy a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbodrive?

[BabySmitty]

I've been in the market for quite some time. It would definitely expedite my patty-flipping process!

 

[The Drifter]

In the ol' Barg' N-Mart. i don't know how much they cost though.

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1T0Yy3ohYk

I'm selling this baby for -0 doubloons.

 

[President Squidward]

You buy one at the Barg N' Mart: Meeting All Your Spatula Needs!

 

[SpongeRoadie UK]

Tesco Online gives 10% discounts, so...

 

[President Squidward]

Tesco Online gives 10% discounts, so...

How about ASDA?

 

[AJ~]

Try Home Depot.

 

[hfjs]

In the alley between the gift shop and the clothing store.

 

[BabySmitty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1T0Yy3ohYk

I'm selling this baby for -0 doubloons.

coolest thing ever

 

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In the dumpster.