Vuvuzela Smasher
Doowop
First off, I'm sorry if I sound crazy during parts of this. I didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm not really thinking straight.
As each new generation comes, the children are easier to frighten than kids from the last one. For this reason, the bumpers that were loved by 90s kids are scary to the kids of today. That is why I am making a list of the top 5 scariest bumpers. I am not going to put links, because then I would actually have to go to the video. Your opinions may be different than mine, this is MY list.
#5 - All The Kids Say
This one isn't THAT scary, it's just that thing in the middle. That strange sea creature or whatever freaks me out. What the heck is that?
Scare Level - 5/10
#4 - Sleeping Boy
This is just so creepy. Does the kid even know this is happening? Does this happen EVERY NIGHT?! I mean, just watch and listen to this. It's CREEPY.
Scare Level - 7/10
#3 - Pinchface
I'm gonna be honest with you - I've never seen this bumper. I've just heard of so many people that are scared of this bumper. It deserves a good spot on this list.
Scare Level - ?
#2 - Easy Groove
Not many people agree on me with this one. But this isn't the people's list. This is MY list. I have the freedom of speech, I can put this wherever I want.
This 5 second horror show has given me nightmares. These 3 guys are like demons trying to scare me to death. Okay, I was exaggerating, but this still horrifies me.
Scare Level - 9/10
And Number 1 is...
THE BUMPER MONTAGE
This is quite possibly the scariest video I have ever seen. Sure, I have not seen too many scary videos, but this is still horrific.How anyone could make it through this is beyond me. Combining the horrific ness with all the times my brother would put this on just to scare me (Not anymore, but he used to) makes this my scariest bumper of all time.
Scare Level - 10/10
If you disagree with anything on here, that's okay. Just don't say it in a mean way, like "You're such a baby" or "only idiots would be scared of these." POTATO.
As each new generation comes, the children are easier to frighten than kids from the last one. For this reason, the bumpers that were loved by 90s kids are scary to the kids of today. That is why I am making a list of the top 5 scariest bumpers. I am not going to put links, because then I would actually have to go to the video. Your opinions may be different than mine, this is MY list.
#5 - All The Kids Say
This one isn't THAT scary, it's just that thing in the middle. That strange sea creature or whatever freaks me out. What the heck is that?
Scare Level - 5/10
#4 - Sleeping Boy
This is just so creepy. Does the kid even know this is happening? Does this happen EVERY NIGHT?! I mean, just watch and listen to this. It's CREEPY.
Scare Level - 7/10
#3 - Pinchface
I'm gonna be honest with you - I've never seen this bumper. I've just heard of so many people that are scared of this bumper. It deserves a good spot on this list.
Scare Level - ?
#2 - Easy Groove
Not many people agree on me with this one. But this isn't the people's list. This is MY list. I have the freedom of speech, I can put this wherever I want.
This 5 second horror show has given me nightmares. These 3 guys are like demons trying to scare me to death. Okay, I was exaggerating, but this still horrifies me.
Scare Level - 9/10
And Number 1 is...
THE BUMPER MONTAGE
This is quite possibly the scariest video I have ever seen. Sure, I have not seen too many scary videos, but this is still horrific.How anyone could make it through this is beyond me. Combining the horrific ness with all the times my brother would put this on just to scare me (Not anymore, but he used to) makes this my scariest bumper of all time.
Scare Level - 10/10
If you disagree with anything on here, that's okay. Just don't say it in a mean way, like "You're such a baby" or "only idiots would be scared of these." POTATO.
