blackhammer
Imitation Krab
The following is a written parody for an honest trailer,and is rated s for spoilers.
From the world worst movie company that feeds off of micheal bay,and the world worst kids network that feeds off of winx club comes a movie about misfits that get superpowers and don't stop a great evil untill.......the.......very......end(shows cilp from fanatic 4*2015*)oh hell no.
The spongebob movie:sponge out of water.well this movie isn't bad(shows cilp from the last airbender)it not good either(shows cilp from rango)I mean it watchable.anyways
Meet spongebob:the only character that you care about,Mr.krabs:the worst character in the show,squidward:the other character that you care about,Sandy:the most annoying smart character since annis from gumball(shows cilp from gumball)Marco from star vs (shows cilp from star vs)and Velma from scooby doo(shows cilp from scooby doo),patrick:the dummy that is still a jerk to his best friend.
Patrick:I got spongebob!
And that green guy.
after spongebob star in a terrible parody of Willy wonka and the chocolate factory Steven hillinberg didn't came back to spongebob,after everyone was a jerk to spongebob Steven hillinberg didn't came back to spongebob,and when spongebob got fired from his job (amlost)for good Steven hillinberg still didn't came back to spongebob.but the spongebob squarepants movie 2 was push to 2015 because of micheal bay tmnt gress who finally comes back to spongebob(and it about time too,Paul tibbet was destroying the show.)
After the kabby party formula is stolen by that guy from spy kids,and bikini bottom goes mad max,it up to spongebob and the green guy to find it (cuase it not like there are other places to eat,and Mr.krabs has it in his memory.....,wait a hero and a villain has team up to reset the future,does this sound fillmar( shows cilp terminator:genesis)
Watch as do things like......
Go though drugs,
Go back to the future,
Mess with the motherf**king trex
Breaks the forth wall,
Listen to n.e.r.d songs,
And see something you never thought to see in spongebob squarepants..... gci(though he was gci in his video games and 4-d shows)
Get ready for a dull rehash of dozen better episodes of the show,the superior first movie and other animated movie clichés, follow our no longer so beloved hero SpongeBob and painfully overused villain Plankton on a epic adventure.....that doesn't start until an hour into the movie. Get ready for filler, more filler and more generic cartoon tropes with no originality. This shameless cash grab will be out on January 31 this winter . Miss it by all means!
also prepare to see everything that was in rainbow rocks,and
the avengers:age of urtron be in this film like...
Mind control
A villain that more funny than evil
A dumb plan to take over the world
Capes
Time travel
Retarded henchmen
A character with superspeed dies
A shipping you will hate forever
An epic transformation of the main character
More group shots
The hero of the movie is the villain
A character that's want everything to look cooler
Your least favorite character of the main six becomes your third or fourth least favorite character
Arguing
And a tease on third movie of the series.that it Tara stong and Tom Kenny are going to be the next Chris evans
Staring.......
Capitan spongeica(spongebob)
The green guy(plankton)
Lex Luthor(Mr.krabs)
Squeak-squeakdy-Squeak-Squeak(Sandy)
Ice cream madto(patrick)
I don't f**k with you (squidward)
Ashleigh ball(n.e.r.d)
The dolphin from spongcano(bubbles)
Those guys(secondary characters)
Pirate ultron(burgerbread)
And the dazzleings(birds)
The spongebob episode:sponge out of water for 20 minutes
They better not sercw up the nicktoons unite movie
From the world worst movie company that feeds off of micheal bay,and the world worst kids network that feeds off of winx club comes a movie about misfits that get superpowers and don't stop a great evil untill.......the.......very......end(shows cilp from fanatic 4*2015*)oh hell no.
The spongebob movie:sponge out of water.well this movie isn't bad(shows cilp from the last airbender)it not good either(shows cilp from rango)I mean it watchable.anyways
Meet spongebob:the only character that you care about,Mr.krabs:the worst character in the show,squidward:the other character that you care about,Sandy:the most annoying smart character since annis from gumball(shows cilp from gumball)Marco from star vs (shows cilp from star vs)and Velma from scooby doo(shows cilp from scooby doo),patrick:the dummy that is still a jerk to his best friend.
Patrick:I got spongebob!
And that green guy.
after spongebob star in a terrible parody of Willy wonka and the chocolate factory Steven hillinberg didn't came back to spongebob,after everyone was a jerk to spongebob Steven hillinberg didn't came back to spongebob,and when spongebob got fired from his job (amlost)for good Steven hillinberg still didn't came back to spongebob.but the spongebob squarepants movie 2 was push to 2015 because of micheal bay tmnt gress who finally comes back to spongebob(and it about time too,Paul tibbet was destroying the show.)
After the kabby party formula is stolen by that guy from spy kids,and bikini bottom goes mad max,it up to spongebob and the green guy to find it (cuase it not like there are other places to eat,and Mr.krabs has it in his memory.....,wait a hero and a villain has team up to reset the future,does this sound fillmar( shows cilp terminator:genesis)
Watch as do things like......
Go though drugs,
Go back to the future,
Mess with the motherf**king trex
Breaks the forth wall,
Listen to n.e.r.d songs,
And see something you never thought to see in spongebob squarepants..... gci(though he was gci in his video games and 4-d shows)
Get ready for a dull rehash of dozen better episodes of the show,the superior first movie and other animated movie clichés, follow our no longer so beloved hero SpongeBob and painfully overused villain Plankton on a epic adventure.....that doesn't start until an hour into the movie. Get ready for filler, more filler and more generic cartoon tropes with no originality. This shameless cash grab will be out on January 31 this winter . Miss it by all means!
also prepare to see everything that was in rainbow rocks,and
the avengers:age of urtron be in this film like...
Mind control
A villain that more funny than evil
A dumb plan to take over the world
Capes
Time travel
Retarded henchmen
A character with superspeed dies
A shipping you will hate forever
An epic transformation of the main character
More group shots
The hero of the movie is the villain
A character that's want everything to look cooler
Your least favorite character of the main six becomes your third or fourth least favorite character
Arguing
And a tease on third movie of the series.that it Tara stong and Tom Kenny are going to be the next Chris evans
Staring.......
Capitan spongeica(spongebob)
The green guy(plankton)
Lex Luthor(Mr.krabs)
Squeak-squeakdy-Squeak-Squeak(Sandy)
Ice cream madto(patrick)
I don't f**k with you (squidward)
Ashleigh ball(n.e.r.d)
The dolphin from spongcano(bubbles)
Those guys(secondary characters)
Pirate ultron(burgerbread)
And the dazzleings(birds)
The spongebob episode:sponge out of water for 20 minutes
They better not sercw up the nicktoons unite movie
