The Reason Squidward Doesn't Wear Pants

[President Squidward]

I always had a feeling Squidward was a hipster.

 

[ooooooofy]

squidwart iz too gey 2 wear pants

 

[iedasb]

He wear invisible pants.

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[Growlie]

He wear invisible pants.

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Seems plausible.

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

They don't make pants with 4 leg holes.

 

[E.V.I.L]

His parts are on his face anyways so pants would just be redundant.

 

[Grubby Grouper]

 

[imrustyokay]

Hans don't wear pants and he's not happy about it.

 

[BeanoSponge]

 

[BaconUnicornsAndSpongeBob]

Well, that question also leads to why Patrick doesn't wear a shirt. Or why when Sandy is in her house she wears nothing but a bikini.