The Adventure of Goat, my Indonesian language assignment.

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So, this is a short, weird story I've written for my Indonesian writing assignment. This story is translated from Indonesian, and it's heavy on Indonesian pop culture references, so I'll add some visual aids on the story.

Adventure of Goat​
An fable by The Drifter.​
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"What" -80/100​
My Indonesian Language Teacher.​
Karakter cerita kambing.jpg​

In a faraway land, there was a goat who like to burn cars. he like to burn cars so much until he ran out of gasoline, so he goes to Mars to buy some more. In Mars he met a rock that hate ugly things, the rock thinks that the Goat is ugly so he kills the goat. After the rock absorb Goat's life essence, the Goat burst out from the rock's chest. Because of that the Goat is ticketed by a traffic cop for parking in no-parking zone. To prevent himself from getting ticketed, the goat went back in time to kill Karl Benz, the inventor of car. Because Karl Benz died, the car is never invented, because there's no car the police can't ticket him. Goat later realize that without cars, he have nothing to burn. So he switch his profession from car-burner to chilli polisher.

After century of chilli polishing, something bad happens. Due to bad economical situation, there's a shortage in chilli. Because of the chilli shortage, the province of West Sumatra (West Sumatra are known in Indonesia for their food heavy in chilli) declares war to the world, and invades Kambingnesia (kambing is Indonesian for goat). Goat later take refugee to Cileungsi, but he was kidnapped by the Gestapo. He was forced to write a Keroncong song to wake Mount Kidul. Mount Kidul is actually a giant Terminator robot sent from the future to kill John Connor, but malfunctioned in it's way and turned into a mountain. After a vicious dance battle, Goat throws mount Kidul into Bojong Kenyot (a fictional place equivalent to "nowhere").

Here's the first 2 paragraph, I'll post the rest of the stories in 2 paragraph per post.
 
Paragraph 3 & 4 are up!

After he defeats Mount Kidul, he goes to Bantar Gebang for a vacation. But turns out Bantar Gebang is actually a secret base for a mad scientist, a sentient plate of evil Jackfruit Pudding. The Pudding teams up with the traffic cop from the first paragraph, who wants to kill the Goat for erasing cars, his primary source of income, out of existence. They plan to kidnap Goat in Bantar Gebang and then turns him into a bomb, then they would sent him to the North Korean embassy to force them to surrender their secret Kimchi recipe to Jackfruit Pudding.

Several weeks later Goat went to Bantar Gebang. When he arrives he's ambushed by an army of magical clowns and sewage cleaner workers hired by Jackfruit Pudding and Traffic Cop. But with his Goat-boxing he easily defeats the army of magical clowns and sewage cleaners. But turns out Goat fell right into Pudding's trap, he was sprayed with low-fat organic margarine, his greatest weakness. After that Traffic Cop came and finish him off by fining him for loitering, which did massive damage to Goat.
 
I'm continuing my translation, just for the heck of it.

Some times later, Goat wakes ups in Pudding's secret island base. After he breaks out of his prison he was ambushed by perverted robots lead by Traffic Cop. When he was cornered Goat was saved by Bruce Lee's clone, who helps him escape to Yugoslavia on a banana boat. When they arrives in Yugoslavia, Goat was taken to the North Korean embassy. Turns out Bruce Lee clone is actually an RC Bruce Lee robot owned by Jackfruit Pudding. Who uses Goat as a bomb to hold the embassy hostage and forces them to give Pudding their secret Kimchi recipe.

I'm just going to post one paragraph per post. since translating Indonesian slangs is soo tiresome.
 
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