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Stickmen: The "Words"
#1 - The Misery of ADGJ
Staring: Mr.Ghost
We start with Mr.Ghost at his own company "ADGJ", where he picks up on yet another controversy about company, which is a daily for him at this point since most normal people would not want him running a business.
Today's controversial topic emanating from the depths of ADGJ is:
[Bet this "ghost guy" is SUPER friendly right? Anyway the underlying point reads out as such...]
As Mr.Ghost gets done reading about this controversy, his reaction is something.
Mr.Ghost:
Hmph, I've seen better articles written about me accusing me of being a Communist! Hahahahaaaa...
He then turns to his servant, the servant to describe as such is more so just an inanimate object to the ghost - but to the servant, to be acknowledged by his boss means more to him then anything.
Mr.Ghost:
You my fellow servant, come here, I need Ideas...
Servant#69420:
Me? Y-You pointing at-
Mr.Ghost:
YES YOU, YOU IDI- Ah em, yes you, loyal Servant #69420.
Servant #69420, a employee who was brainwashed into the "Servitude of Loyal Servants" or the "SLS" to forget about everything in his past with exception being his Boss and work, but even then it's not work anymore. However though we're about to see what happens, when a servant fails at doing a task.
Mr.Ghost:
I need someone to think for me, about what to do about this controversy. Of course I could think of an idea myself but it'll just take too long.
However though Servant #69420 didn't really like this reasoning, he thought he was gonna be selected to work down under the basement where the mining "servants" are or supervise the employees who feed algorithms into AI in order to make NFTs. Really ANYTHING but thinking for essentially yourself, which was what was "taught" to these Servants when "inducted" into the SLS.
Servant #69420:
No boss, I can't just make up Ideas for you, that would require me to think for myself! How did you not know that about your servants boss?!
The tone gave Mr.Ghost whiplash, but the fact that the servant would "DARE DO DEFIANCE TO THY" is what made him furious. Because in those "induction" sessions, these rules of not thinking for yourself would be overturned if the boss allows it.
What Servant #69420 proved to Mr.Ghost was that he was a defective product of the "induction" in which the brainwashing didn't do its job or it did so well that it made Servant #69420 unaware of this exception.
Either way to Mr.Ghost, Servant #69420 failed as a loyal and ultimately was to be punished. He Got Servant #69420 with his other servants and berated him while those servants took him to a helipad of some sorts.
At the dock, Mr.Ghost exclaimed:
Mr.Ghost:
WANTED TO BE APART OF CAVE MINING!?!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!
Servant #69420 pleaded.
Servant #69420:
PLEASE BOSS, PLEASE, I'M SORRY, DON'T, DON'T, I'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT, PLEASE-
Mr.Ghost:
ENOUGH!!!!!
Mr.Ghost:
You know what you can do for me? Jason Kirk...
Servant #69420, confused upon hearing his real name for the first time since before he servant didn't know what else to say other than the obvious.
Servant #69420 [Formally Jason Kirk]:
What boss?! Anything!?
His former boss, who has no desire from Jason's request, says this.
Mr.Ghost:
Tell Missle Boy I said hi...
Ultimately confused and distraught, he didn't know what his former boss meant by that. But ultimately he would be taken by two uniformed soldiers piloting a helicopter who were then being paid by Mr.Ghost to renew their ADGJ sponsored cloaking technology on their way back so they wouldn't be spotted by any government.
Mr.Ghost:
Welp that's taken care of but this doesn't help my situation any better, wait a minute, I got a perfect idea: I'll just have Scotty help me make a perfect solution to this controversy!
Mr.Ghost:
Besides why did I need to trust a SERVANT of all people if they weren't going to obey!? Hahahahaaaa...
And so Mr.Ghost walks back into his building where the tyranny inside still continues, and in case if anyone is wondering? No, Scotty is blissfully unaware about this because he hasn't known of it.
Stickmen: The "Words"
#1 - The Misery of ADGJ
Staring: Mr.Ghost
We start with Mr.Ghost at his own company "ADGJ", where he picks up on yet another controversy about company, which is a daily for him at this point since most normal people would not want him running a business.
Today's controversial topic emanating from the depths of ADGJ is:
DICTATORSHIP UNDER GHOST
By C.C.Warenburen
[Bet this "ghost guy" is SUPER friendly right? Anyway the underlying point reads out as such...]
"SENDING PROTESTING EMPLOYEES TO EMBARGOED COUNTRIES IN NEED OF FREE LABOR FOR UNETHICAL CAMPS"
As Mr.Ghost gets done reading about this controversy, his reaction is something.
Mr.Ghost:
Hmph, I've seen better articles written about me accusing me of being a Communist! Hahahahaaaa...
He then turns to his servant, the servant to describe as such is more so just an inanimate object to the ghost - but to the servant, to be acknowledged by his boss means more to him then anything.
Mr.Ghost:
You my fellow servant, come here, I need Ideas...
Servant#69420:
Me? Y-You pointing at-
Mr.Ghost:
YES YOU, YOU IDI- Ah em, yes you, loyal Servant #69420.
Servant #69420, a employee who was brainwashed into the "Servitude of Loyal Servants" or the "SLS" to forget about everything in his past with exception being his Boss and work, but even then it's not work anymore. However though we're about to see what happens, when a servant fails at doing a task.
Mr.Ghost:
I need someone to think for me, about what to do about this controversy. Of course I could think of an idea myself but it'll just take too long.
However though Servant #69420 didn't really like this reasoning, he thought he was gonna be selected to work down under the basement where the mining "servants" are or supervise the employees who feed algorithms into AI in order to make NFTs. Really ANYTHING but thinking for essentially yourself, which was what was "taught" to these Servants when "inducted" into the SLS.
Servant #69420:
No boss, I can't just make up Ideas for you, that would require me to think for myself! How did you not know that about your servants boss?!
The tone gave Mr.Ghost whiplash, but the fact that the servant would "DARE DO DEFIANCE TO THY" is what made him furious. Because in those "induction" sessions, these rules of not thinking for yourself would be overturned if the boss allows it.
What Servant #69420 proved to Mr.Ghost was that he was a defective product of the "induction" in which the brainwashing didn't do its job or it did so well that it made Servant #69420 unaware of this exception.
Either way to Mr.Ghost, Servant #69420 failed as a loyal and ultimately was to be punished. He Got Servant #69420 with his other servants and berated him while those servants took him to a helipad of some sorts.
At the dock, Mr.Ghost exclaimed:
Mr.Ghost:
WANTED TO BE APART OF CAVE MINING!?!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!
Servant #69420 pleaded.
Servant #69420:
PLEASE BOSS, PLEASE, I'M SORRY, DON'T, DON'T, I'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT, PLEASE-
Mr.Ghost:
ENOUGH!!!!!
Mr.Ghost:
You know what you can do for me? Jason Kirk...
Servant #69420, confused upon hearing his real name for the first time since before he servant didn't know what else to say other than the obvious.
Servant #69420 [Formally Jason Kirk]:
What boss?! Anything!?
His former boss, who has no desire from Jason's request, says this.
Mr.Ghost:
Tell Missle Boy I said hi...
Ultimately confused and distraught, he didn't know what his former boss meant by that. But ultimately he would be taken by two uniformed soldiers piloting a helicopter who were then being paid by Mr.Ghost to renew their ADGJ sponsored cloaking technology on their way back so they wouldn't be spotted by any government.
Mr.Ghost:
Welp that's taken care of but this doesn't help my situation any better, wait a minute, I got a perfect idea: I'll just have Scotty help me make a perfect solution to this controversy!
Mr.Ghost:
Besides why did I need to trust a SERVANT of all people if they weren't going to obey!? Hahahahaaaa...
And so Mr.Ghost walks back into his building where the tyranny inside still continues, and in case if anyone is wondering? No, Scotty is blissfully unaware about this because he hasn't known of it.