The Real Nostalgia Critic
toby j rathjen is a monkey
I decided to make another script based on one of my ideas in another thread.
Plot: After a backstory where we learn that Squidward and his father were very distant from each other, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs help Squidward find his father so that he and his father can bond.
Narrator: Ahh, Father's Day in Bikini Bottom. Right now, everyone is celebrating Father's Day with their fathers at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and his dad are making Krabby Patties.
(SpongeBob is in the kitchen showing his father how to make Krabby Patties.)
Harold SquarePants: So all you do is flip patties all day?
SpongeBob: (laughs) No, it gets a lot more complicated than that. First--
(Cut back to Krusty Krab)
Narrator: Patrick and his father are eating Krabby Patties.
Herb Star: Wow, these are amazing! I wonder how they're made!
Patrick: Well, I'd tell you, but they're watching us...
(Cuts to surveillance cameras surrounding the Krusty Krab interior)
Narrator: And Squidward is also celebrating Father's Day with his--
Squidward (deadpan): Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How can I make your pleasure?
Narrator: Squidward, where's your father?
Squidward: He never came, okay?! Besides, he never even bonded with me when I was just a little squid.
(Mr. Krabs walks out of office)
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, can I see you in me office?
(Squidward lets out a heavy sign and walks into Mr. Krabs' office)
Squidward: What now, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: I heard you talking about your father in me office and I thought I could help you learn more about him and his backstory.
Squidward: Wait, how do you know about my father?
Mr. Krabs: I know because he was my captain in the Navy.
Squidward: Wait, he was in the Navy before?
Mr. Krabs: There's a lot you don't know about your father. Let me tell you all about the story of Howard G. Tentacles.
(SpongeBob barges in)
SpongeBob (excited): Story time! Story time! Story time! Story time!
Mr. Krabs: What's with him?
Squidward: I don't know. For some reason, he always gets this way whenever someone mentions the word "story".
SpongeBob: So what's this story about?
Mr. Krabs: This is a story about Squidward's father. I wasn't sure if you wanted to hear though.
SpongeBob: A story about Squidward's father? Sounds great!
Mr. Krabs: Okay then. Let's get started, shall we?
(Scene: The sea under the sea. As it reveals, Armor Abs Krabs, his Navy buddies from Shell of a Man, and his captain, Howard Tentacles are on a ship.)
Mr. Krabs: After the Chum Famine of '59 happened, I knew I had to do something with my life and join the Arm-med Forces. I was known as Armor Abs Krabs back then and me and my Navy buddies were the biggest toughest people to ever travel the sea.
Howard: Attention!
Old Ironeye: (gasps) It's Captain Tentacles! Pay attention, guys!
Howard: Yeah, uh, thanks for that, Ironeye. Anyway, great job defeating the enemy ships, guys. You'll all get medals, especially you, Armor Ab, for the way you fought those pirates in hand-to-hand combat.
(Everyone claps for Armor Abs Krabs as Captain Tentacles hands him a bravery medal)
Howard: Well, I have to go back to my office now. Keep up the good work, guys!
(The others congratulate Armor Abs Krabs)
Squidward: I'm sorry, but can we please skip forward? I don't want to hear about your Navy days.
Mr. Krabs: Okay, fine. We'll just skip ahead to after the Navy since you're so impatient. Anyway...
(Back to story)
Mr. Krabs (narrating): ...Howard Tentacles returned from the Navy to his family.
Mrs. Tentacles: Welcome back, Howie, how did you do in the Navy?
Howard: I did excellent and so did my crew. Does Squidward still have that job as a cashier at a fast food restaurant?
Mrs. Tentacles: Yes, he still does.
Howard: I always knew he was a disappointment. Why couldn't he get a college degree and work in the Navy like father and son? He could have had his dreams fulfilled!
Mrs. Tentacles: He already has dreams to become a famous clarinet player like his idol, Kelpy G. Why can't you accept that?
Howard: I always wanted a rough and tough son who can defend himself, not a cashier!
Mrs. Tentacles: Why don't you rest, dear? Tomorrow, you have to work at Cephalopolis tomorrow.
Howard: Yeah, I guess you're right.
More coming soon. So far, what do you think about it? Is there anything I need to change to make it better? It would mean a lot to me if you guys gave me your opinion on this.
Plot: After a backstory where we learn that Squidward and his father were very distant from each other, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs help Squidward find his father so that he and his father can bond.
Narrator: Ahh, Father's Day in Bikini Bottom. Right now, everyone is celebrating Father's Day with their fathers at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and his dad are making Krabby Patties.
(SpongeBob is in the kitchen showing his father how to make Krabby Patties.)
Harold SquarePants: So all you do is flip patties all day?
SpongeBob: (laughs) No, it gets a lot more complicated than that. First--
(Cut back to Krusty Krab)
Narrator: Patrick and his father are eating Krabby Patties.
Herb Star: Wow, these are amazing! I wonder how they're made!
Patrick: Well, I'd tell you, but they're watching us...
(Cuts to surveillance cameras surrounding the Krusty Krab interior)
Narrator: And Squidward is also celebrating Father's Day with his--
Squidward (deadpan): Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How can I make your pleasure?
Narrator: Squidward, where's your father?
Squidward: He never came, okay?! Besides, he never even bonded with me when I was just a little squid.
(Mr. Krabs walks out of office)
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, can I see you in me office?
(Squidward lets out a heavy sign and walks into Mr. Krabs' office)
Squidward: What now, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: I heard you talking about your father in me office and I thought I could help you learn more about him and his backstory.
Squidward: Wait, how do you know about my father?
Mr. Krabs: I know because he was my captain in the Navy.
Squidward: Wait, he was in the Navy before?
Mr. Krabs: There's a lot you don't know about your father. Let me tell you all about the story of Howard G. Tentacles.
(SpongeBob barges in)
SpongeBob (excited): Story time! Story time! Story time! Story time!
Mr. Krabs: What's with him?
Squidward: I don't know. For some reason, he always gets this way whenever someone mentions the word "story".
SpongeBob: So what's this story about?
Mr. Krabs: This is a story about Squidward's father. I wasn't sure if you wanted to hear though.
SpongeBob: A story about Squidward's father? Sounds great!
Mr. Krabs: Okay then. Let's get started, shall we?
(Scene: The sea under the sea. As it reveals, Armor Abs Krabs, his Navy buddies from Shell of a Man, and his captain, Howard Tentacles are on a ship.)
Mr. Krabs: After the Chum Famine of '59 happened, I knew I had to do something with my life and join the Arm-med Forces. I was known as Armor Abs Krabs back then and me and my Navy buddies were the biggest toughest people to ever travel the sea.
Howard: Attention!
Old Ironeye: (gasps) It's Captain Tentacles! Pay attention, guys!
Howard: Yeah, uh, thanks for that, Ironeye. Anyway, great job defeating the enemy ships, guys. You'll all get medals, especially you, Armor Ab, for the way you fought those pirates in hand-to-hand combat.
(Everyone claps for Armor Abs Krabs as Captain Tentacles hands him a bravery medal)
Howard: Well, I have to go back to my office now. Keep up the good work, guys!
(The others congratulate Armor Abs Krabs)
Squidward: I'm sorry, but can we please skip forward? I don't want to hear about your Navy days.
Mr. Krabs: Okay, fine. We'll just skip ahead to after the Navy since you're so impatient. Anyway...
(Back to story)
Mr. Krabs (narrating): ...Howard Tentacles returned from the Navy to his family.
Mrs. Tentacles: Welcome back, Howie, how did you do in the Navy?
Howard: I did excellent and so did my crew. Does Squidward still have that job as a cashier at a fast food restaurant?
Mrs. Tentacles: Yes, he still does.
Howard: I always knew he was a disappointment. Why couldn't he get a college degree and work in the Navy like father and son? He could have had his dreams fulfilled!
Mrs. Tentacles: He already has dreams to become a famous clarinet player like his idol, Kelpy G. Why can't you accept that?
Howard: I always wanted a rough and tough son who can defend himself, not a cashier!
Mrs. Tentacles: Why don't you rest, dear? Tomorrow, you have to work at Cephalopolis tomorrow.
Howard: Yeah, I guess you're right.
More coming soon. So far, what do you think about it? Is there anything I need to change to make it better? It would mean a lot to me if you guys gave me your opinion on this.