The Splinter: UGH! This is the grossest SpongeBob episode ever! What were the writers thinking?! Did they really have to show all of that gross, disgusting, "green stuff" splash out of SpongeBob's thumb! First, he gets a splinter, then Patrick make it bigger, later, he makes it ooze that "green stuff", and then, it splashes all over Mr. Krabs! Stupid, gross episode! Also, the close-up on the vainy swollen thumb was H-I-D-E-O-U-S, hideous!!!! Don't watch this!
Pet or Pests: Okay, they went to extremes on this one. Why exactly were the worms so ugly looking? They are slimey, filthy, and gross. They spit out that "green stuff", which is almost as gross as "The Splinter". I HATE THIS EPISODE!
The Donut of Shame: This episode isn't that bad, but it is bad. I have to admit, that donut sure was yummy looking! But, then, it gets gross, thanks to Patrick's classy behavior towards it. Putting the donut in his butt was the worst part of the entire episode, along with the ending. In fact, if you look very closely at it, it doesn't look as yummy looking as it did before, and SpongeBob looked like he was about to barf.
The Gift of Gum: Seriously? Patrick giving SpongeBob a hideous ball of gum? That always gets to me. It was slimey and drooly, and it even sprayed Patrick in the face! Not to mention that Gummy had a dirty sock, used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza! (even SpongeBob noticed this!) While Gummy lost all of this near the end, its still a very awful episode.
Greasy Buffoons: Alright, now, who came up with this? Greasy meals have to be one of the most stupidest ideas ever. That grease is really bizzare and it was everywhere! I hate Mr. Krabs and Plankton in this episode, for feeding people that disgusting substance. I also hated it when that fish was spitting grease on SpongeBob, and when it landed on that other fish's face. Too messy and nasty, compared to "Whelk Attack".
To Love a Patty: I liked this episode...from the start! Patty/the patty WAS beautiful, but then she/it started to rot. Then, she/it had mold, bacteria, and worms in it! What the heck am I supposed to be watching?!?!?!? And then the worst part comes! SpongeBob ate it! That extremely gross patty! Didn't Mr. Krabs tell it was past due!? I dispise this one, which is exactly why I vowed never to watch this episode again!
Fungus Among Us: Do I have to say it? Do I REALLY have to say it? Yes, I do. First of all, this episode wasn't even funny. Again with the "green stuff"? (a.k.a. The Ick) Gary finds it on the floor, and eats it, then it gets on SpongeBob, both of which I find truly disgusting! I hate it when it gets all over the place and Squidward ends up in that filthy substance! Then, SpongeBob is all greenish and starts oozing and squirting that liquid and looks SUPER UGLY! Finally, it explodes and is all over the place! Not even laughable nor watchable! UGGGHHH!
Accident Will Happens: I know there have been recent episodes in Season 8, but this one is the grossest of those episodes. Squidward's barnacles are nasty, and Mr. Krabs just had to touch them! Then, he massages his feet with grease and feeds that fish a Krabby Patty with greasy fingers! Finally, when you think it's all over, Squidward has to touch Mr. Krabs's barnacles! Super disgusting, even "Barnacle Face" was better, in my opinion! STAY AWAY FROM THIS EPISODE!
