SpongeBob Vending Machine Game

[Spongefifi]

Simple. You insert a coin and the next person tells you what you've won! Try to make this "prizes" SpongeBob-related. Example:
Poster 1: *inserts coin*
Poster 2: You have won a Krabby Patty
*inserts coin*
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*inserts coin*

 

[The Dark Knight]

Congratulation! You won a broken spatula!

*inserts coin*

 

[Spongefifi]

You have won a free pass to Glove World!

*inserts coin*

 

[SpongeBob2]

you have won a free trip to spongbob's house!!!

*inserts coin*

 

[Spongezilla]

You lose

*insert coin*

 

[*Kirby*]

YOU WIN NOTHING!

*inserts coin*

 

[Spongezilla]

You win me back

*insert coin*

 

[*Kirby*]

YOU LOSE AGAIN
*insert coin*

 

[Spongezilla]

Why do this keep hapening to me?

*takes back coin*

 

[*Kirby*]

blank
*inserts coin*

 

[SpongeBob2]

gets a copy of the krabby patty formula

*inserts coin*

 

[Spongefifi]

You won Squidward's clarinet.

*inserts coin*

 

[mir]

You won a lifetime supply of... CHUM!

*inserts coin*

 

[DirtyDan]

you've won the magic conch shell

*inserts coin*

 

[Spongefifi]

You've won a receipt from the Phony Bologna Mustache Emporium.

*inserts coin*

 

[bookworm]

you've won a pickle!

*inserts a coin*

 

[bookgirl]

congrats! You've won a coupon for the Krusty crab

*inserts a coin*

 

[1985]

You win a Wii-Box-3 (combination Wii, X-Box 360, PS3)
*inserts a coin*

 

[spacepirate]

Congratulations you win a Stingray 5000 single!

*inserts a coin*

 

[1985]

You get Spam (the junk mail)! Enough to crash your COMPUTER!!!!
*inserts a coin*