SpongeBob Quotes That Sound Strange Out Of Context

[Cha]

Like the title says. I would say the strangest would be "Sandy you're naked and you have no clothes on" from Someone's In The Kitchen With Sandy.

 

[TheAngryWumbologyNerd]

LETS GET NAKED!

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

Most of them, to be honest. A lot of them sound strange even in context.

 

[spongie33]

Yeah that is strange

 

[OWM]

"OK, Squidward. Just give us 5 minutes and then do your stuff."

 

[Jibbix]

"You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night!"

 

[DadMom AngryPants]

There are so many things I want to post here but don't feel like I can because they're very inappropriate out of context ... even though they're just SpongeBob quotes.

Spoiler

"Squidward and I have been doing it behind your back for years!" (Shell of a Man)

 

[E.V.I.L]

"You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night!"

Imagine if he said pants like he originally did.... o.O

 

[Web Surfer]

"I've got sand in my buns."

 

[cwn]

Is your mother home?

 

[spongie33]

I am home!

 

[cwn]

LETS GET NAKED!

"OH GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!"

 

[SBRoxMan]

"I'd like to request a wiener!"
"It'll be just like a sleepover, only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!"
"Look what I got under my kilt!"

 

[Dr. Peter Lankton]

Yes, Sandy, I most certainly am ready! Ready to get it on.

 

[SandTaro05]

Yes, Sandy, I most certainly am ready! Ready to get it on.

I knew someone was gonna say that...

"The dark deed you requested is done, sir."

 

[Squiddykins]

SpongeBob: *puts on goggles* It's not working.
Sandy: Well of course it isn't, silly! I'm only wearing my undies.

 

[Dr. Peter Lankton]

It's BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!

 

[cwn]

So is Patrick's belly button.

 

[SpongeRoadie UK]

It's BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!

I laughed so hard when this one came up. Even though, I am a man :)

"Doubloons! Don't drop 'em!"

 

[Dr. Peter Lankton]

:patx: - But first, I'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and I'll need to remove your trousers.