SpongeBob Quotes That Sound Strange Out Of Context Revived

[Sunshine Banjo Face]

:sbx: Squidward said I could help out by burying myself
:krabsx: Please tell me that's your nose

 

[todd phillips]

:sbx: Squidward said I could help out by burying myself
:krabsx: Please tell me that's your nose

it is his nose.watch the epidsode.

 

[Sunshine Banjo Face]

it is his nose.watch the epidsode.

Uh that's the quote krabs said in the episode

 

[Lightning McStorm]

"You ate my ball"

 

[Sweat]

:sbx: Squidward said I could help out by burying myself
:krabsx: Please tell me that's your nose

Mr. Krabs' line was never said. Rewatch the episode and you'll see.

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

"And I flipped Sandy!"

"Where did our balls go?"

"Barnacle chips most certainly are not delicious!"
"Not the way I use 'em!"

"I knew you were supposed to have a big one, but that thing's gigantic!"
I'm sorry for that last one.

 

[HarryPotterLives]

Another topic like this? Whatever.

"Squidward and I have been doing it behind your back for years!"

 

[BrickSponge2015]

*Not sure if these are the EXACT words in the quotes, but I say they're good enough*

"It'll be just like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! Isn't it great?"
In some other countries, he says "Isn't it romantic?" >_< .

"Of course it's not working! I'm only wearing my undies!"

 

[GordokTheMad]

:sbx: : We left you a present in there... *giggles* (by 'there' he means the bathroom)

 

[HarryPotterLives]

"I knew you were supposed to have a big one, but that thing's gigantic!"

Omg. :rofl:

"Oh, I certainly am ready, Sandy. Ready to get it on..."

"See? You're on... top... this time..."

 

[Popeyes Haunted Barnacles]

"I'll teach you EVERYTHING I know and then we-----"

"WE won't be doing anything because there is no 'we.' Understand????"

 

[SBRoxMan]

"White stuff"

Female fish: Wanna sign my....?

 

[GordokTheMad]

"That's you on the bottom..."

 

[Cha]

"I'm going to do it quick and get it over with". :patx:

 

[DiabolicalGenius]

"My ripped pants have ripped UP!"

 

[The Drifter]

From Shanghaied:
:sbx: "No, wait, it was his mother he said was dirty, not his ship."

 

[Sunshine Banjo Face]

:patx: :
Being a lifeguard is so dumb. All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses and show off their gross misshapen bodies!

 

[DiabolicalGenius]

Squidward: Although, I've waited my whole life to have enough glory to rub it in someone's face. Anyone's face. Even that face.

 

[Kerststol]

Just watch Krusty Dogs.

You could use literally every line out of it :

"Hey, I'd like to request a wiener/weiner!"
"One wiener/weiner later."

I don't know, maybe I'm just a dirty-minded girl.

 

[Sunshine Banjo Face]

Just watch Krusty Dogs.

You could use literally every line out of it :

"Hey, I'd like to request a wiener/weiner!"
"One wiener/weiner later."

I don't know, maybe I'm just a dirty-minded girl.

Im in agonizing pain! I think it was the... the.... line
wiener
THE WIENER!
Yeah pretty much