Scoring every episode

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Like what it says above, I'll score every episode. And yes, this was inspired by random guy.

 

[Jack M Crazyfish]

Cool.

 

[Season 4-11]

Do it in the discussion.

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

My scores will be on a score from 0 to 5

I would do colored text, but I can't find the A or the smilies, probably because I'm on mobile.

Season 1 is coming up

Do it in the discussion.

Why?

 

[Season 4-11]

Because it'll be funny for the people who don't know about the topic. They'll think "What the (dolphin noise)" when they see members replying to your post. XD

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Because it'll be funny for the people who don't know about the topic. They'll think "What the (dolphin noise)" when they see members replying to your post. XD

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Help wanted: 4.5/5
Reef blower: 4/5
Tea at the treedome: 3.5/5
Bubblestand: 4.5/5
Ripped pants: 3.5/5
Jellyfishing: 5/5
Plankton: 5/5
Naughty nautical neighbors: 4.5/5
Boating school: 4/5
Pizza delivery: 5/5
Home sweet pineapple: 3/5
Mermaid man and barnacle boy: 3.5/5
Pickles: 4.5/5
Hall monitor: 4.5/5
Jellyfish jam: 5/5
Sandys rocket: 3/5
Squeaky boots: 3/5
Nature pants: 2.5/5
Opposite Day: 5/5
Culture shock: 5/5
F.U.N.: 5/5
Musclebob buffpants: 3.5/5
Squidward the unfriendly ghost: 3/5
The chaperone: 4/5
Employee of the month: 4/5
Scaredy pants: 5/5
I was a teenage Gary: 1.5/5
SB-129: 5/5
Karate choppers: 4.5/5
Sleepy time: 5/5
Suds: 5/5
Valentine's Day: 4/5
The paper: 2/5
Arrgh!: 5/5
Rock bottom: 5/5
Texas: 4/5
Walking small: 2.5/5
Fools in April: 4.5/5
Neptunes spatula: 3.5/5
Hooky: 5/5
Mermaid man and barnacle boy II: 4/5

Now time for the ranking:
41. I was a teenage Gary
40. The paper
39. Nature pants
38. Walking small
37. Squeaky boots
36. Home sweet pineapple
35. Sandys rocket
34. Squidward the unfriendly ghost
33. Musclebob buffpants
32. Neptunes spatula
31. Ripped pants
30. Tea at the treedome
29. Mermaid man and barnacle boy
28. The chaperone
27. Valentine's Day
26. Employee of the month
25. Reef blower
24. Boating school
23. Mermaid man and barnacle boy II
22. Texas
21. Bubblestand
20. Naughty nautical neighbors
19. Hall monitor
18. Fools in April
17. Pickles
16. Help wanted
15. Karate choppers
14. Jellyfishing
13. Jellyfish jam
12. Opposite Day
11. Culture shock
10. Plankton!
9. Rock bottom
8. Scaredy pants
7. Arrgh!
6. Suds
5. Sleepy time
4. Hooky
3. F.U.N.
2. Pizza delivery
1. SB-129

 

[BenPaz: Act Zero]

Because it'll be funny for the people who don't know about the topic. They'll think "What the (dolphin noise)" when they see members replying to your post. xD

seriously, I don't understand

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

seriously, I don't understand

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[EmployeeAMillion]

Good on you, hope you can make it through all the seasons. As I'm doing the same thing but giving each episode a deeper analysis, it's gonna take me weeks to get through a single season at a time!

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Good on you, hope you can make it through all the seasons. As I'm doing the same thing but giving each episode a deeper analysis, it's gonna take me weeks to get through a single season at a time!

Thanks for the support

Anyways, on to season 2:

Your shoes untied: 3/5
Squids day off: 3.5/5
Something smells: 5/5
Bossy boots: 3/5
Big pink loser: 5/5
Bubble buddy: 2.5/5
Dying for pie: 5/5
Imitation krabs: 4.5/5
Wormy: 3/5
Patty hype: 5/5
Grandmas kisses: 3/5
Squidville: 4.5/5
Pre-hibernation week: 3.5/5
Life of crime: 5/5
Christmas who: 5/5
Survival of the idiots: 4.5/5
Dumped: 2/5
No free rides: 4/5
I'm your biggest fanatic: 2/5
Mermaid man and barnacle boy III: 4.5/5
Squirrel jokes: 3/5
Pressure: 3/5
The smoking peanut: 3/5
Shanghaied: 4.5/5
Gary takes a bath: 4.5/5
Welcome to the chum bucket: 4/5
Frankendoodle: 5/5
The secret box: 5/5
Band geeks: 5/5
Graveyard shift: 5/5
Krusty love: 3.5/5
Procrastination: 3.5/5
I'm with stupid: 0.5/5
Sailor mouth: 5/5
Artist unknown: 5/5
Jellyfish hunter: 5/5
The fry cook games: 5/5
Squid on strike: 3.5/5
Sandy, spongebob, and the worm: 3.5/5

Now for the ranking:
39. I'm with stupid
38. I'm your biggest fanatic
37. Dumped
36. Bubble buddy
35. Pressure
34. Squirrel jokes
33. Bossy boots
32. Grandmas kisses
31. Your shoes untied
30. The smoking peanut
29. Wormy
28. Pre-hibernation week
27. Krusty love
26. Procrastination
25. Sandy, spongebob, and the worm
24. Squid on strike
23. Squids day off
22. No free rides
21. Welcome to the chum bucket
20. Mermaid man and barnacle boy III
19. Survival of the idiots
18. Gary takes a bath
17. Squidville
16. Shanghaied
15. Imitation krabs
14. Artist unknown
13. Something smells
12. Life of crime
11. Jellyfish hunter
10. Frankendoodle
9. Patty hype
8. The fry cook games
7. Christmas who?
6. The secret box
5. Graveyard shift
4. Big pink loser
3. Dying for pie
2. Sailor mouth
1. Band geeks

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Now on to season 3:

The algaes always greener: 5/5
Spongeguard on duty: 3/5
Club spongebob: 5/5
My pretty seahorse: 4/5
The bully: 3/5
Just one bite: 4/5
Nasty patty: 4.5/5
Idiot box: 5/5
Mermaid man and barnacle boy IV: 5/5
Doing time: 3/5
Snowball effect: 5/5
One krabs trash: 5/5
As seen on TV: 3/5
Can you spare a dime: 4.5/5
No weenies allowed: 4.5/5
Squilliam returns: 3/5
Krab-Borg: 5/5
Rock-a-bye bivalve: 5/5
Wet painters: 5/5
Krusty krab training video: 5/5
Party pooper pants: 2.5/5
Chocolate with nuts: 5/5
Mermaid man and barnacle boy V: 5/5
New student starfish: 2.5/5
Clams: 2.5/5
Ugh: 5/5
The great snail race: 1/5
Mid-life crustean: 4/5
Born again krabs: 1.5/5
I had an accident: 3.5/5
Krabby land: 2/5
The camping episode: 5/5
Missing idenity: 3.5/5
Planktons army: 5/5
The sponge who could fly: 3/5
SpongeBob meets the strangler: 5/5
Pranks a lot: 5/5

Now for the ranking:
37. The great snail race
36. Born again krabs
35. Krabby land
34. New student starfish
33. Clams
32. Party pooper pants
31. The bully
30. Squilliam returns
29. Spongeguard on duty
28. Doing time
27. As seen on TV
26. The sponge who could fly
25. Missing idenity
24. I had an accident
23. My pretty seahorse
22. Mid-life crustean
21. Just one bite
20. No weenies allowed
19. Nasty patty
18. Can you spare a dime
17. Mermaid man and barnacle boy IV
16. SpongeBob meets the strangler
15. Krab-Borg
14. Planktons army
13. Pranks a lot
12. One krabs trash
11. Rock-a-bye bivalve
10. The algaes alway greener
9. Ugh
8. Snowball effect
7. Wet painters
6. Club spongebob
5. Idiot box
4. Krusty krab training video
3. Mermaid man and barnacle boy V
2. Chocolate with nuts
1. The camping episode

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Now on to season 4:

Fear of a krabby patty: 5/5
Shell of a man: 4/5
The lost mattress: 5/5
Krabs vs plankton: 5/5
Have you seen this snail: 5/5
Skill crane: 5/5
Good neighbors: 1/5
Selling out: 2.5/5
Funny pants: 2/5
Dunces and dragons: 5/5
Enemy in-law: 2.5/5
Mermaid man and barnacle boy VI: The motion picture: 5/5
Patrick smartpants: 4/5
Squidbob tentaclepants: 3.5/5
Krusty towers: 5/5
Mrs puff, you're fired: 4.5/5
Ghost host: 3.5/5
Chimps ahoy: 3/5
Whale of the birthday: 2.5/5
Karate island: 4.5/5
All that glitters: 2.5/5
Wishing you well: 5/5
New leaf: 3/5
Once bitten: 2.5/5
Bummer vacation: 4.5/5
Wigstruck: 2.5/5
Squidtastic voyage: 2.5/5
That's no lady: 2.5/5
The thing: 1/5
Hocus pocus: 2.5/5
Driven to tears: 2/5
Rule of dumb: 1/5
Born to be wild: 3/5
Best frenimies: 4.5/5
The pink purloiner: 4.5/5
Squid wood: 3.5/5
Best day ever: 3.5/5
The gift of gum: 3/5

Now for the ranking:
38. Good neighbors
37. Rule of dumb
36. The thing
35. Funny pants
34. Driven to tears
33. Wigstruck
32. Selling out
31. All that glitters
30. Hocus pocus
29. That's no lady
28. Once bitten
27. Enemy in-law
26. Squidtastic voyage
25. Whale of a birthday
24. New leaf
23. Born to be wild
22. Chimps ahoy
21. The gift of gum
20. Squid wood
19. Ghost host
18. Best day ever
17. Squidbob tentaclepants
16. Shell of a man
15. Patrick smartpants
14. The pink purloiner
13. Best frenimies
12. Bummer vacation
11. Karate island
10. Mrs puff, you're fired
9. Have you seen this snail
8. Mermaid man and barnacle boy VI: The motion picture
7. The lost mattress
6. Skill crane
5. Krabs vs plankton
4. Wishing you well
3. Fear of a krabby patty
2. Dunces and dragons
1. Krusty towers

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Any opinions

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Seriously, does anyone care

Anyways, on to season 5:

Friend or foe: 5/5
The original fry cook: 4/5
Night light: 3/5
Rise and shine: 4.5/5
Waiting: 2/5
Fungus amoung us: 1/5
Spy buddies: 5/5
Boat smarts: 3/5
Good ol whatshisname: 2.5/5
New digs: 4.5/5
Krabs a la mode: 5/5
Roller cowards: 5/5
Bucket sweet bucket: 3/5
To love a patty: 1/5
Breath of fresh Squidward: 3/5
Money talks: 2.5/5
SpongeBob vs the patty gadget: 5/5
Slimy dancing: 3/5
The Krusty sponge: 5/5
Sing a song of Patrick: 5/5
A flea in her dome: 2.5/5
The donut of shame: 5/5
The Krusty plate: 5/5
Goo goo gas: 5/5
Le big switch: 3/5
Antlantis Squarepantis: 3/5
Picture day: 2.5/5
Pat no pay: 2/5
Blackjack: 3/5
Blackened sponge: 3/5
Mermaid vs spongebob: 5/5
The Immates of summer: 5/5
To save a squirrel: 3/5
Pest of the west: 5/5
20,000 patties under the sea: 4.5/5
The battle of bikini bottom: 4.5/5
Whatever happened to spongebob: 2.5/5
The two faces of Squidward: 4.5/5
Spongehenge: 1.5/5
Banned in bikini bottom: 3.5/5
Stanley S. SquarePants: 1.5/5

Now for the ranking:
41. Fungus amoung us
40. To love a patty
39. Spongehenge
38. Stanley S. SquarePants
37. Waiting
36. Pat no pay
35. Whatever happened to spongebob
34. Good ol whatshisname
33. Money talks
32. Picture day
31. A flea in her dome
30. Boat smarts
29. Night light
28. To save a squirrel
27. Bucket sweet bucket
26. Slimy dancing
25. Let big switch
24. Blackjack
23. Breath of fresh Squidward
22. Blackened sponge
21. Antlantis Squarepantis
20. Banned in bikini bottom
19. The original fry cook
18. The battle of bikini bottom
17. 20,000 patties sunder the sea
16. The two faces of Squidward
15. Rise and shine
14. New digs
13. The Immates of summer
12. Pest of the west
11. Goo goo gas
10. Roller cowards
9. Mermaid man vs spongebob
8. The Krusty sponge
7. The Krusty plate
6. The donut of shame
5. Friend or foe
4. Spy buddies
3. Sing a song of Patrick
2. SpongeBob vs the patty gadget
1. Krabs a la mode

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Now onto season 6 (Be afraid):

House fancy: 3/5
Krabby road: 4.5/5
Penny foolish: 2.5/5
Nautical novice: 3/5
Spongicus: 4/5
Suction cup symphony: 4/5
Not normal: 4.5/5
Gone: 3/5
The splinter: 0/5
Slide whistle stooges: 2/5
A life in a day: 3/5
Sun bleached: 2.5/5
Giant Squidward: 2.5/5
No nose knows: 2/5
Patty caper: 3/5
Planktons regular: 2/5
Boating buddies: 0.5/5
The krabby kronicle: 3/5
The slumber party: 4.5/5
Grooming Gary: 2.5/5
SpongeBob squarepants vs the big one: 3/5
Porous pockets: 2.5/5
Choir boys: 0.5/5
Krusty krushers: 4.5/5
The card: 0.5/5
Dear Vikings: 2/5
Ditchin: 3/5
Grandpappy the pirate: 3.5/5
Cephalopod lodge: 1/5
Squids visit: 1.5/5
To squarepants or not to squarepants: 3.5/5
Shuffle-boarding: 1/5
Professor Squidward: 2/5
Pet or pests: 2.5/5
Komputer overload: 3.5/5
Gullible pants: 2/5
Overbooked: 4.5/5
No hat for pat: 4.5/5
Toy store of doom: 2.5/5
Sand castles in the sand: 5/5
Shell shocked: 4.5/5
Chum bucket supreme: 4/5
Single cell anniversary: 4.5/5
Truth or square: 3.5/5
Pineapple fever: 2/5
Chum caverns: 3.5/5
The clash of triton: 2.5/5

Now for the ranking:
47. The splinter
46. Choir boys
45. Boating buddies
44. The card
43. Cephalopod lodge
42. Shuffle-boarding
41. Squids visit
40. No nose knows
39. Slide whistle stooges
38. Professor Squidward
37. Pineapple fever
36. Planktons regular
35. Dear Vikings
34. Gullible pants
33. Pet or pests
32. Penny foolish
31. Toy store of doom
30. Giant Squidward
29. Sun bleached
28. Porous pockets
27. Grooming Gary
26. The clash of triton
25. Ditchin
24. SpongeBob squarepants vs the big one
23. Patty caper
22. The krabby kronicle
21. Gone
20. Nautical novice
19. House fancy
18. A life in a day
17. Chum caverns
16. Grandpappy the pirate
15. To squarepants or not to squarepants
14. Komputer overload
13. Truth or square
12. Chum bucket supreme
11. Suction cup symphony
10. Spongicus
9. Shell shocked
8. Overbooked
7. Krabby road
6. The slumber party
5. Not normal
4. Single cell anniversary
3. Krusty krushers
2. No hat for pat
1. Sand castles in the sand

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Onto season 7:

Tentacle-vision: 2.5/5
I Dancing: 3/5
Growth sprout: 5/5
Stuck in the wringer: 0.5/5
Someone's in the kitchen with Sandy: 1.5/5
The inside job: 4/5
Greasy buffoons: 5/5
Model sponge: 2/5
Keep bikini bottom beautiful: 1.5/5
A pal for Gary: 1/5
Yours, mine, and mine: 1/5
Kracked krabs: 5/5
The curse of bikini bottom: 4.5/5
Squidward in clarinetland: 4/5
Spongebobs last stand: 4/5
Back to the past: 4.5/5
The bad guy club for villains: 5/5
A day without tears: 2/5
Summer job: 1.5/5
One coarse meal: 0.5/5
Gary in love: 4.5/5
The plays the thing: 3/5
Rodeo daze: 1/5
Grammas secret recipe: 1/5
The cent of money: 2.5/5
The monster who came to bikini bottom: 4/5
Welcome to the bikini bottom triangle: 5/5
The curse of the hex: 3/5
The main drain: 3.5/5
Trench-billies: 1/5
Sponge-Cano: 2.5/5
Legends of bikini bottom: 3.5/5
The great patty caper: 4.5/5
That sinking feeling: 3/5
Karate star: 1/5
Buried in time: 5/5
Enchanted tiki dreams: 5/5
The abrasive side: 5/5
Earworm: 4.5/5
Hide and then what happens: 1/5
Shellback shenanigans: 4/5
The masterpiece: 2.5/5
Whelk attack: 2.5/5
You don't know sponge: 2/5
Tunnel of glove: 2.5/5
Krusty dogs: 4/5
The wreck of the Mauna Loa: 5/5
New fish in town: 3/5
Love that squid: 4/5
Big sister Sam: 0.5/5
Perfect chemistry: 5/5

Now for the ranking:
50. Stuck in the wringer
49. One coarse meal
48. Big sister Sam
47. Trench-billies
46. A pal for Gary
45. Karate star
44. Grammas secret recipe
43. Yours, mine, and mine
42. Hide and then what happens
41. Rodeo daze
40. Keep bikini bottom beautiful
39. Someone's in the kitchen with Sandy
38. Summer job
37. You don't know sponge
36. A day without tears
35. Model sponge
34. Sponge-Cano
33. Whelk attack
32. The masterpiece
31. The cent of money
30. Tunnel of glove
29. Tentacle-vision
28. The curse of the hex
27. New fish in town
26. That sinking feeling
25. I Dancing
24. The plays the thing
23. The main drain
22. Krusty dogs
21. The monster who came to bikini bottom
20. Spongebobs last stand
19. Shellback shenanigans
18. The inside job
17. Squidward in clarinetland
16. Love that squid
15. The curse of bikini bottom
14. Earworm
13. Back to the past
12. Gary in love
11. The great patty caper
10. The abrasive side
9. Enchanted tiki dreams
8. Greasy buffoons
7. Growth sprout
6. Buried in time
5. Perfect chemistry
4. The bad guy club for villains
3. Kracked krabs
2. Welcome to the bikini bottom triangle
1. The wreck of the Mauna Loa

I seriously would love some opinions

 

[Honest Slug]

Surprised The Main Drain got such a high score.

 

[Jack M Crazyfish]

IMO Karate Star and Whelk Attack should be way higher but other than that it's a pretty good list

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

Anyways, on to season 8:

Accidents will happen: 1.5/5
The other patty: 3/5
Drive-thru: 5/5
The hot shot: 4.5/5
A friendly game: 4.5/5
Sentimental sponge: 2/5
Frozen-face off: 4/5
Squidwards school for grown ups: 1/5
Oral report: 2/5
Sweet and sour squid: 4/5
The Googly artiste: 2.5/5
A squarepants family vacation: 3/5
Patrick's staycation: 3/5
Walking the plankton: 5/5
Mooncation: 5/5
Mr. Krabs takes a vacation: 3/5
Spongebobs vacations: 3.5/5
Ghoul fools: 4/5
Mermaid begins: 4.5/5
Planktons good eye: 4.5/5
Barnacle face: 2.5/5
Pet sitter pat: 0.5/5
House sittin for Sandy: 3/5
Smooth(e) jazz in bikini bottom: 1/5
Bubble troubles: 3/5
The way of the sponge: 3/5
The krabby patty that ate bikini bottom: 4/5
Bubble buddy returns: 2/5
Restraining spongebob: 1.5/5
Fiasco: 5/5
Are you happy now: 2.5/5
Planet of the jellyfish: 5/5
Free samples: 3/5
Home sweet rubble: 3/5
Karen 2.0: 4.5/5
InSPONGEiac: 2.5/5
Face freeze: 1/5
Glove world R.I.P.: 2.5/5
Squiditis: 2.5/5
Demolition doofus: 1/5
Treats: 5/5
For here or to go: 5/5
It's a Spongebob Christmas: 5/5
Super evil aquatic team up is go: 3.5/5
Chum fricassee: 4.5/5
The good krabby name: 2.5/5
Move it or lose it: 2.5/5
Hello bikini bottom: 5/5

Now for the rankings:
47. Pet sitter pat
46. Demolition doofus
45. Squidwards school for grown ups
44. Smooth jazz at bikini bottom
43. Face freeze
42. Accidents will happen
41. Restraining spongebob
40. Sentimental sponge
39. Oral report
38. Bubble buddy returns
37. The good krabby name
36. InSPONGEiac
35. Glove world R.I.P.
34. The Googly artiste
33. Squiditis
32. Barnacle face
31. Are you happy now
30. Move it or lose it
29. House sittin for Sandy
28. Bubble troubles
27. Mr. Krabs takes a vacation
26. Patrick's staycation
25. A squarepants family vacation
24. Free samples
23. The way of the sponge
22. Home sweet rubble
21. The other patty
20. Super evil aquatic team up is go
19. Ghoul fools
18. The krabby patty that ate bikini bottom
17. Sweet and sour squid
16. Frozen-face off
15. A friendly game
14. The hot shot
13. Karen 2.0
12. Mermaid begins
11. Planktons good eye
10. Chum fricassee
9. For here or to go
8. Mooncation
7. Fiasco
6. Drive-thru
5. Walking the plankton
4. Treats
3. Planet of the jellyfish
2. It's a spongebob Christmas
1. Hello bikini bottom

Surprised The Main Drain got such a high score.

I just mostly liked the story, plus spongebob and Patrick are really funny

IMO Karate Star and Whelk Attack should be way higher but other than that it's a pretty good list

I just have problems with karate star and whelk attack was just really boring

 

[FaLaLaLaLa Un-i-ver-rse]

And now, the final scoring:

Extreme spots: 4/5
Squirrel record: 4/5
Patrick-Man: 3.5/5
Gary's new toy: 4/5
License to milkshake: 4.5/5
Squid baby: 1/5
Little yellow book: 0.5/5
Bumper to bumper: 4/5
Eek, an urchin: 4.5/5
Squid defense: 3.5/5
Jailbreak: 5/5, wait, not the Steven universe one, oh, then 4/5
Evil spatula: 4.5/5
It came from goo lagoon: 3.5/5
Safe deposit krabs: 5/5
Planktons pet: 5/5
Don't look now: 4/5
Séance shméance: 3.5/5
Kenny the cat: 3/5
Yeti krabs: 5/5
SpongeBob, you're fired: 1/5

Now for the ranking:
20. Little yellow book
19. Squid baby
18. SpongeBob, you're fired
17. Kenny the cat
16. Patrick-Man
15. Séance shméance
14. Squid defense
13. It came from goo lagoon
12. Squirrel record
11. Bumper to bumper
10. Gary's new toy
9. Don't look now
8. Jailbreak
7. Extreme spots
6. License to milkshake
5. Eek, an urchin
4. Evil spatula
3. Safe deposit krabs
2. Yeti krabs
1. Planktons pet

Stay tuned, for my top 20 and bottom 20 episodes