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See You Ocean Man...
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I'm sorry but I have to do this
Chapter 1
At the Admin's headquarters, all the mods are sitting at a conference table while ssj is standing over by a whiteboard holding a dry erase marker
ssj: Okay, everyone. We have to think of another place for SBM to go for vacation. Do any of you have any ideas?
SBRoxMan: My house? You've seen my collection.
ssj writes down "SBRoxMan's house" on the whiteboard
DMAP: How about my house?
Abney: How about we take ideas from the members instead?
2 days later, the mods hold a public forum in the park. Members from around the world arrive and all sit down in rows of seats while ssj, Abney, and DMAP all stand on a wooden stage with a huge poster that has the SBM logo on it, and the rest of the mods sit in the front few rows
ssj: The time for the annual SBM "company" retreat is arriving fast. And we have no idea where to go.
ssj starts to look upset, and DMAP and Abney look like they're about to cry
ssj: *sniff* We need you to help us.
Abney: Help us, we're so little.
DMAP: We need love.
E.V.I.L: I KNOW!
Abney: WHERE, WHERE, WHERE SHOULD WE GO?
ssj: HELP US!
E.V.I.L: Let's go to HPL's house.
HPL: COME TO MY HOUSE!
Cha/CowBob: Nooooooo, LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE!
All of the members start arguing over where to go.
ssj: Settle down, please!
No one stops
ssj: PLEASE, SETTLE DOWN!
Still no response, SBRoxMan climbs up onto the stage and stands in front of the microphone
SBRoxMan: STOP FIGHTING OR WE'LL BAN YOU ALL!
Everyone suddenly stops
Random Member: But I like fighting!
"Random Member" has been kicked from the chat
DMAP: Here's an idea. Why don't all of you tell us some places you've been and see if that gives us any ideas?
Storm raises his hand, DMAP points at him
DMAP: Yes, Storm? Where have you gone on vacation?
Storm: PhillipB's house.
PhillipB: Wait, what?
Roadie raises his hand, DMAP calls on him
Roadie: On every vacation any and all of you have been on, you've all gone to Earth. That is a true fact, and is very logical.
Random Spaceman floats by in the sky
Random Spaceman: That's not true!
I raise my hand, DMAP calls on me
Me: Okay. Before I say this, I didn't love this place. It was both good and bad. Nonetheless, there is lots of SpongeBob merchandise there, and although you will have to work for it, it will be worth it. I think we should go to Las Vegas.
ssj: Well... you ARE the only person that actually described somewhere that we realistically could actually go... ah, what the
olphin Noise: , why not?
Coming up next on "SBM goes to Las Vegas": the members arrive at the airport and board their airplane... of course, things don't go exactly as planned!
Chapter 1
At the Admin's headquarters, all the mods are sitting at a conference table while ssj is standing over by a whiteboard holding a dry erase marker
ssj: Okay, everyone. We have to think of another place for SBM to go for vacation. Do any of you have any ideas?
SBRoxMan: My house? You've seen my collection.
ssj writes down "SBRoxMan's house" on the whiteboard
DMAP: How about my house?
Abney: How about we take ideas from the members instead?
2 days later, the mods hold a public forum in the park. Members from around the world arrive and all sit down in rows of seats while ssj, Abney, and DMAP all stand on a wooden stage with a huge poster that has the SBM logo on it, and the rest of the mods sit in the front few rows
ssj: The time for the annual SBM "company" retreat is arriving fast. And we have no idea where to go.
ssj starts to look upset, and DMAP and Abney look like they're about to cry
ssj: *sniff* We need you to help us.
Abney: Help us, we're so little.
DMAP: We need love.
E.V.I.L: I KNOW!
Abney: WHERE, WHERE, WHERE SHOULD WE GO?
ssj: HELP US!
E.V.I.L: Let's go to HPL's house.
HPL: COME TO MY HOUSE!
Cha/CowBob: Nooooooo, LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE!
All of the members start arguing over where to go.
ssj: Settle down, please!
No one stops
ssj: PLEASE, SETTLE DOWN!
Still no response, SBRoxMan climbs up onto the stage and stands in front of the microphone
SBRoxMan: STOP FIGHTING OR WE'LL BAN YOU ALL!
Everyone suddenly stops
Random Member: But I like fighting!
"Random Member" has been kicked from the chat
DMAP: Here's an idea. Why don't all of you tell us some places you've been and see if that gives us any ideas?
Storm raises his hand, DMAP points at him
DMAP: Yes, Storm? Where have you gone on vacation?
Storm: PhillipB's house.
PhillipB: Wait, what?
Roadie raises his hand, DMAP calls on him
Roadie: On every vacation any and all of you have been on, you've all gone to Earth. That is a true fact, and is very logical.
Random Spaceman floats by in the sky
Random Spaceman: That's not true!
I raise my hand, DMAP calls on me
Me: Okay. Before I say this, I didn't love this place. It was both good and bad. Nonetheless, there is lots of SpongeBob merchandise there, and although you will have to work for it, it will be worth it. I think we should go to Las Vegas.
ssj: Well... you ARE the only person that actually described somewhere that we realistically could actually go... ah, what the
olphin Noise: , why not?Coming up next on "SBM goes to Las Vegas": the members arrive at the airport and board their airplane... of course, things don't go exactly as planned!
