PoliticalPatrick's Top and Bottom Five SB Episodes for each season.

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Top: Season One
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5. Walking Small - This episode is probably here beacause of the good pacing, good comedy, and a good plot resolving. Star Rating: 8.1/ 10
4. Culture Shock - I love this episode so much! The comedy is top notch, and the plot is genius! I recommend it whole-heartedly. S R: 8.7/10
3. F.U.N - Once again, an amazing episode! The set-up of the plot is good, and the twist at the end, and at the middle are both good too! Also, the gag of taking everything from the next guy's pocket was hilarious. S R: 9/10
2. Arrgh! - What a fun packed ride this episode turned out to be! The writers did a really good job of using the eleven minutes to the fullest, and making a cohesive story. Also, my SpongeBob character counterpart really needs to wash.
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Honourable Mentions:
(8.) Jellyfish Jam
(7.) Hall Monitor
(6.) Help Wanted
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Number One: Pizza Delivery. Oh my god, this episode is AMAZING, I can't beleive this is so great! I wish this was how good all the episodes are. S R: 10/10
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No explanation on why Pizza Delivery is #1?
 
Bottom: Season One
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5. Boating School - This episode is just kinda boring, slightly amusing, and just drags on. Spongebob shouldn't have been such a cry-baby, and he should have got his licence. S R: 5/10
4. Fools in April - I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this, but I just kinda think the episode doesn't do much in favour of comedy, but it's not so bad overall. S R: 4.9/10
3. Squeaky Boots - Again, probably gonna get hate, but this episode IS ANNOYING! The boots gave me a headache, and it's not funny. S R: 3/10
2. Jellyfishing - Ok, I thought this episode was alright, but the ending. Oh the ending. It was so unnecessary! Squidward didn't need to get stung again! Ugh. S R: 1.1/10
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Dis-honourable Mentions.
(6.) Squidward The Unfriendly Ghost.
(7.) Neptunes Spatula.
(8.) Hooky.
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1. I Was A Teenage Gary! - .....This is probably an insult to Pre-Movie Spongebob. This is so bad. S R: 0.7/10
 
Man, I have got to see Teenage Gary at some point. I just want to know if it's the atrocity everyone says it is.
 
Not a bad list so far
 
Top: Season Two

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5. Survival Of The Idiots - This episode is here because of the setup, comedy, and premise. I enjoy the fact that Spring came, and Sandy saw SB and Patrick trying to escape. S R: 9.5/10
4. Squidville - There's not much to say here, except for the awesome comedy, story, and enjoyability factor. "If anything, that's definitely not Squidward." S R: 9.55/10
3. Pre-Hibernation Week - This is a fun, action-packed epsiode. I love every second of this AMAZING EPISODE. I love the "park", I love the- wait, I'll just keep on going on. I'll stop. S R: 9.8/10
2. The Fry Cook Games - Alright, I'll say what's wrong with the episode first. Ok, now on to what's right. EVERYTHING. The comedy, the animation, the resolve! Oh, this is a masterpiece of an episode!! What could be better? Well, Number One of course! S R: 9.9/10
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But first,

Honourable Mentions: (6. Dumped, 7. Squid on Strike, 8. Shanghaied, 9. The Smoking Peanut, Every other Season 2 Episode. {Except I'* **** ******})
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Number One: Band Geeks. Oh my. This episode. is. amazing. It made me feel so happy, sad, and all around proud that Spongebob could produce such an episode with such feeling put in to it. (Also an awesome song.) S R: 10/10!
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Bottom: Season Two
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5. Bossy Boots - Seriously, there is nothing wrong with this episode. I just needed a Bottom Five. S R: 8/10
4. Bubble Buddy - Once again, I just needed some filler to make this a bottom FIVE. S R: 7.9/10
3. Grandma's Kisses - Alright, now we start getting to Problemsville. In this episode, Spongebob's personality is a bit off. I do enjoy quite a bit of this episode, but the Bikini Bottomites are huge jerks here! I think the ending ruined what would have been a good episode without it. S R: 6.5/10
2. Squirrel Jokes - Ok, ok, this episode is not bad. It's just Meh. I think that Sandy shouldn't've done that to Spongebob, all he wanted was to keep his career. So this is Meh, because of Sandy. But I love everything else. S R: 5/10
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Dishonourable Mentions: None! So far, none of these episodes are that bad. I like some of these episodes. Season Two must be good if I like some of the worst.
Alright, on to Number One.
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1. I'm With Stupid. - This episode is filled to the brim with bad jokes and plot holes. Janet and Marty kissing Patrick even though he's not their son. Patrick forgeting his own plan to make him look smart, Spongebob being laughed at by two strangers, those same two strangers knowing Patrick's name, and SO MUCH MORE!

I HATE THIS EPISODE. S R: 0/10 What a :fail: this was.
 
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