PoliticalPatrick's NEW Top/Bottom 5 SB Episodes from each season.

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#5 Worst For Season 1​
Boating School​
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So, this episode. I don't find it to be that bad by any means, although it's not without flaws, this episode's main flaw is how boring it is. I know that Season One has simple stories filled with comedy but -in my opinion- the comedy is slightly lacking. I'm not saying that it's devoid of comedy, quite the contrary, but I still think that the jokes are a bit weak. So over all, this episode gets a (4/10).

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[SIZE=27pt]#5 Best For Season 1[/SIZE]​
[SIZE=27pt]Walking Small[/SIZE]​
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Well, I think this episode is very, very good! I really enjoy the way that Plankton teaches Spongebob how to be more assertive, so he can get everyone away so he can build the Mega Chum Bucket. The reason why I love this episode is because of how "evil" Spongebob becomes! I love the way that Spongebob comes to a realisation of what he did, and how he tried to help it. So, after all that, I'm giving this episode a (7/10).
 
Really Boating School in the Bottom 5? But this list is looking good so far.
 
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#4 Worst For Season 1​
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Fools in April​
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Oh boy. I'm gonna get a lot of flak for this choice, but I just don't like this episode that much. I think the reason is because of Squidward's characterisation here. I know he isn't meant to be too unlikeable, but the third part of the episode is what made me dislike this episode more than before. If it wasn't for the ending, I'd give it an honourable mention on the best list. So, yup. I don't like this episode much. :/ It gets a (3.5/10) (Also this is right next to Walking Small.)

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#4 Best For Season 1​
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Culture Shock​
Well, I absolutely love this episode! This is probably the funniest episode on this list, although not the best. I love Squidward's dance near the end, and Mr Krabs is pretty funny too. I didn't remember this episode being this good, it really shocked me that this episode was so culturally known! Heh, get it? Well, I've said all I need to. It gets a (10/10).
 
Better addition, but yes, you should not put fia on the list.
 
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#3 Worst For Season 1​
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Squeaky Boots​
If I could sum this episode up in one word, it would be: ANNOYING. I hate the boots squeaking for all of the episodes, and Spongebob's constant obbsession. The only thing I liked about this episode was Mr Krabs slowly going down into insanity, and trying to get Spongebob from wearing the boots. Once again, this episode gets a (3.5/10). (I also presume this worst entry will make people kill me.)
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#3 Best For Season 1​
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F.U.N.​
This is another episode I could sum up in a word: nostalgia fun! I love all of the jokes in this episode! The song, the "take from what's in the next guy's pocket" gag, Plankton wearing Spongebob's pants, I just love this episode so much! I can't explain how much I love this episode. This is why I love Spongebob. I'll give it a definite (10/10) + 1 Star. (Also, the origin of the word Spongebuddy!)
 
I can understand, Squeaky Boots has always been a Love It or Hate It episode.
 
I'm just going to predict right now that I'm With Stupid will make the bottom for season 2, as usual with these lists....
 
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#2 Worst For Season 1​
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Jellyfishing​
I HATE this episode. When I first saw it, I thought it was a Season Four episode, because it fits right in to the worst of that season. Spongebob being stupid, Squidward being constantly tortured, and more. I just wish this episode would drown in the briny deep, stuck in Davy Jones's locker with NO ESCAPE TO BE FOUND. But in all seriousness, this episode just makes me so angry when I see it. I can't believe Patrick was so ignorant here. Squidward's karma was brought up to a maximum 10, for no reason. Just... why? Season One, did you have to grace us with this terrible excuse of an episode? It gets a (2/10).
Dishonorable Mentions: Would be #6: Hooky, Would be #7: Neptune's Spatula, Would be #8: MuscleBob BuffPants, Would be #9: Reef Blower, Would be #10: Squidward The Unfriendly Ghost.

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#2 Best For Season 1​
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Arrgh!​
I arrgh think arrgh this arrgh episode arrgh is amazing! *Ahem* Anyways, I think this episode really shows that the writers can do a really good job of using the eleven minutes to the fullest, and still making a cohesive story! Also, Patrick still needs to wash. I enjoy all of the jokes present here, especially "W-east" on the compass. This episode really captures the magic of Spongebob, and I salute it. (10/10) + 3 Stars
Honorable Mentions: Would be #6: Help Wanted, Would be #7: Hall Monitor, Would be #8: Jellyfish Jam, Would be #9: Plankton!, Would be #10: Ripped Pants.
 
Jack M Crazyfish said:
Really Boating School in the Bottom 5? But this list is looking good so far.
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Yeah, I didn't like Boating School as much as other people. I just thought it was alright. Also, thanks!
 
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#1 Worst For Season 1​
I Was A Teenage Gary​
Obvious choice is obvious. I didn't like this episode when I was younger, and it is still, my least favourite S1 episode. The animation seems kinda lazy, and the jokes a few and far between. Just know that I give this a
(1.5/10).

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# 1 Best For Season 1​
Pizza Delivery​
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If I could sum this episode up in one word, it'd be "hilarious". Every joke it pulls hits the mark, especially when Spongebob stops the tornado and says "Squidward" in such a dissapointed tone. I love this episode, and now it's on to Season 2! (10/10) +5 Stars
 
My Top 5 for Season 1.

5. Arrgh!
4. Pickles
3. Opposite Day
2. Pizza Delivery
1. SB-129

I don't have a Bottom 5 for this season.
 
Bottom 5:
5. Sandys rocket (meh)
4. Nature pants (meh)
3. Squeaky boots (poor)
2. The paper (bad)
1. I was a teenage Gary (bad)

Top 5:
5. Scaredy pants (astounding)
4. Karate choppers (astounding)
3. Karate choppers (astounding)
2. Pizza delivery (astounding)
1. SB-129 (masterpiece)
 
PoliticalPatrick said:
Really? I just thought it was kinda boring, and a bit of an unnecessary STP.
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SpongeBob didn't do anything to Squidward, it was just Squidward getting obsessed over the Paper.
 
First of all, please don't kill me about the bump.​
Ok, with that out of the way, I have a new style of review. It's going to be like PIEGUYRULZ SpongeBob review, with Fun Facts, Highlights and quotes. So, let's begin!​
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#5 Best For Season 2​
Survival of The Idiots​
Fun Fact: Spongebob's Furbeard looks quite spiffy.
Highlight: Sandy.
Best Quote: "Let me have a try! Open sesame! Well I've done what I can do." - Patrick

So, what's good about this episode? The comedy. I love almost every joke they tell, and Sandy's design is quite intimidating. And because of those reasons, I'm giving this a (9.5/10)

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#5 Worst For Season 2​
Bossy Boots​
Fun Fact: Killer Krab SpongeBob looks like SpongeGar or Primitive Sponge.
Highlight: The King Krab line is the best part.
Best Quote: "The Kurly Krab!" - SpongeBob

I can already tell I'm gonna get flamed for this, but hear me out! I needed a bottom five, and compared to the other good episodes, this was slightly weak. I like lots of things from this episode, but by comparison, it's just a bit weak. So, I give it a (7.5/10).
 
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