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Don't know if someone has done this already but here are my predictions for the Season 13 episodes that do not have release dates yet.
Look at the episode plots on ESB so you can understand my reasonings.
I am using a 20 point rating scale that I have used a long time ago and forgot about it until now.
282a: Arbor Day Disarray: Satisfactory (13/20)
The premise does seem interesting, but I feel like it's just going to be an alright episode.
282b: Ain't That The Tooth: Mediocre (10/20)
I feel like this episode has potential to be a great episode but it'll probably end up just being okay.
284a: The Flower Plot: Good (14/20)
It depends on who the "charming new owner" will be, but it'll probably be a good episode.
284b: SpongeBob's on Parade: Wonderful (16/20)
The idea of a parade seems pretty awesome and I hope there will be many funny jokes in the episode.
285a: Delivery to Monster Island: Fantastic (17/20)
SpongeBob and Plankton working together always sounds like a good concept, and I hope this one lands.
285b: Ride, Patrick, Ride!: Decent (12/20)
As long as Patrick is not jerky and Squidward is not tortured, this will be an okay episode.
286a: Hot Crossed Nuts: Mediocre (10/20)
The idea of a new food at the Krusty Krab has been done before, and Sandy's food becoming a hit among people has also been done before (in Sandy's Nutmare) but we'll see how this goes.
286b: The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show!: Amazing (19/20)
Introducing new characters is always great to see, and I have a good feeling about this one!
287a: Friendiversary: Poor (7/20)
I smell Squidward Torture in this one... Plane to Sea shows us that Squidward has not had a break just yet.
287b: Mandatory Music: Subpar (9/20)
It'll probably be better than its sister episode but I also don't have high hopes for this one.
288a: Dopey D!ck: Average (11/20)
It's an okay episode. By the way, the title will probably be changed. Sure, the episode is referencing a classic novel, but that word is used differently nowadays. It'll probably get the "Moving Bubble Bass" treatment.
288b: Plankton and the Beanstalk: Amazing (19/20)
The episode will probably be dumb but also very funny at the same time- it will probably be another "Karen Fairytale" episode like Patnocchio and The Big Bad Bubble Bass.
289a: Gary's Playhouse: Decent (12/20)
Let me guess: other snails are going to go into Gary's snail-house, and then it becomes a snail amusement park that SpongeBob has to manage. Let's hope the episode can do better than that.
289b: Funbelievable: Wonderful (16/20)
A Rube-centered episode will surely be interesting, and the "little known oddities" around Bikini Bottom has lots of potential for interesting concepts and ideas.
290a: Spatula of the Heavens: Great (15/20)
At least SpongeBob won't get Le Spatula this time, and he will fix his trusty spatula...
290b: My Friend Patty: Crappy (6/20)
The patty reminds me of the asdfmovie Muffin guy. I hope it will not be obnoxious.
291a: The Goobfather: Wonderful (16/20)
The plot doesn't seem to make any sense for me so far, but it'll probably end up being a good episode.
291b: Swimming Fools: Decent (12/20)
I feel like this episode will have nothing really special, but it will be a fun time.
292a: SquidBird: Mediocre (10/20)
I feel like it's going to be similar to "That Sinking Feeling" from Season 7.
292b: Allergy Attack: Crappy (6/20)
There is a chance that this episode might somehow be good, but I'm just not a fan of what the plot suggests.
293a: Big Top Flop: Good (14/20)
I think it's just going to be good, but not very memorable.
293b: Sandy, Help Us!: Terrible (4/20)
Ending this season off with an awful episode isn't the best, but the plot feels like Appointment TV, and I'm not the fan of Sandy being used as a "fixer" by other characters.
Anyway, what do you think of these new episodes? Which ones are you looking forward to the most, and which ones do you think will flop?
Look at the episode plots on ESB so you can understand my reasonings.
I am using a 20 point rating scale that I have used a long time ago and forgot about it until now.
282a: Arbor Day Disarray: Satisfactory (13/20)
The premise does seem interesting, but I feel like it's just going to be an alright episode.
282b: Ain't That The Tooth: Mediocre (10/20)
I feel like this episode has potential to be a great episode but it'll probably end up just being okay.
284a: The Flower Plot: Good (14/20)
It depends on who the "charming new owner" will be, but it'll probably be a good episode.
284b: SpongeBob's on Parade: Wonderful (16/20)
The idea of a parade seems pretty awesome and I hope there will be many funny jokes in the episode.
285a: Delivery to Monster Island: Fantastic (17/20)
SpongeBob and Plankton working together always sounds like a good concept, and I hope this one lands.
285b: Ride, Patrick, Ride!: Decent (12/20)
As long as Patrick is not jerky and Squidward is not tortured, this will be an okay episode.
286a: Hot Crossed Nuts: Mediocre (10/20)
The idea of a new food at the Krusty Krab has been done before, and Sandy's food becoming a hit among people has also been done before (in Sandy's Nutmare) but we'll see how this goes.
286b: The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show!: Amazing (19/20)
Introducing new characters is always great to see, and I have a good feeling about this one!
287a: Friendiversary: Poor (7/20)
I smell Squidward Torture in this one... Plane to Sea shows us that Squidward has not had a break just yet.
287b: Mandatory Music: Subpar (9/20)
It'll probably be better than its sister episode but I also don't have high hopes for this one.
288a: Dopey D!ck: Average (11/20)
It's an okay episode. By the way, the title will probably be changed. Sure, the episode is referencing a classic novel, but that word is used differently nowadays. It'll probably get the "Moving Bubble Bass" treatment.
288b: Plankton and the Beanstalk: Amazing (19/20)
The episode will probably be dumb but also very funny at the same time- it will probably be another "Karen Fairytale" episode like Patnocchio and The Big Bad Bubble Bass.
289a: Gary's Playhouse: Decent (12/20)
Let me guess: other snails are going to go into Gary's snail-house, and then it becomes a snail amusement park that SpongeBob has to manage. Let's hope the episode can do better than that.
289b: Funbelievable: Wonderful (16/20)
A Rube-centered episode will surely be interesting, and the "little known oddities" around Bikini Bottom has lots of potential for interesting concepts and ideas.
290a: Spatula of the Heavens: Great (15/20)
At least SpongeBob won't get Le Spatula this time, and he will fix his trusty spatula...
290b: My Friend Patty: Crappy (6/20)
The patty reminds me of the asdfmovie Muffin guy. I hope it will not be obnoxious.
291a: The Goobfather: Wonderful (16/20)
The plot doesn't seem to make any sense for me so far, but it'll probably end up being a good episode.
291b: Swimming Fools: Decent (12/20)
I feel like this episode will have nothing really special, but it will be a fun time.
292a: SquidBird: Mediocre (10/20)
I feel like it's going to be similar to "That Sinking Feeling" from Season 7.
292b: Allergy Attack: Crappy (6/20)
There is a chance that this episode might somehow be good, but I'm just not a fan of what the plot suggests.
293a: Big Top Flop: Good (14/20)
I think it's just going to be good, but not very memorable.
293b: Sandy, Help Us!: Terrible (4/20)
Ending this season off with an awful episode isn't the best, but the plot feels like Appointment TV, and I'm not the fan of Sandy being used as a "fixer" by other characters.
Anyway, what do you think of these new episodes? Which ones are you looking forward to the most, and which ones do you think will flop?
