Kids' Choice Awards 2015

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Well, it does take a crappy host to host a crappy awards show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoDse9WV9po

Anyway, here's how it's going to go down:
- Lame opening skit
- Random celebrity gets slimed (This is the only time we get slime now. What happened, Nick?!)
- SpongeBob wins every category it gets nominated in (Only exception is in 2008 when Avatar won Favorite Cartoon)
- Something involving selfies
- Just Dance or some other stupid game wins Best Video Game (Or maybe that new SpongeBob game)
- Lame musical number
- I'm sure we'll get appearances from Nick celebrities from shows we don't care about.
- Twilight or some other teen shrimp gets nominated for Favorite Movie (Maybe Sponge Out of Water will get nominated since Nick milks the heck out of SpongeBob)
- Twilight or some other teen shrimp gets nominated for Favorite Book
- Another lame musical number
END

I wish someone like Jack Black hosted again. Heck, maybe even the Irate Gamer while we're at it! But why Nick Jonas? Aren't all the Jonas Brothers supposed to be irrelevant by now?!

(Also, total irony in having a former Disney star host a Kids Choice Awards.)
 
Old Man Leeroy Jenkins said:
I wish someone like Jack Black hosted again. Heck, maybe even the Irate Gamer while we're at it!
oh god no stop it
 
I just know I'm going to find myself watching this out of boredom...

and also because I think Nick Jonas is hot
 
SpongeBob automatically wins favorite cartoon. Don't know about the other ones though.
 
nick jonas noooooooooooo.why couldn't been a real star such as kevin james or raymond barone?or gene simmons?
 
TLM better be nominated for something or I'm giving up on the KCAs. Surprised I haven't already, really.
 
For the first time ever, the KCA will be shown on Freeview in the UK.

It will be shown on Channel 5 on Sunday 5th April.
 
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