Is Bikini Bottom the worst place to drive in?

President Squidward

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You have not seen irresponsible drivers until you've seen Pakistan.
 
Certainly :P as well as that, a lot of their roads only seem to be wide enough for one vehicle to drive along
 
there is way worse,
there's a show called don't drive here
and the host goes to countries where it is bad
to drive there
 
Were was the second picture from? And anyways, maybe Mrs. Puff taut these people.
 
spongeykid said:
Were was the second picture from? And anyways, maybe Mrs. Puff taut these people.
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From a short on the Friend or Foe DVD

SBManiac!!!!!! said:
So the only way to drive safely is to not drive at all? Seems reasonable.
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Well, try to drive safe in Bikini Bottom....
 
I really don't pay attention to stuff like this and waste all my attention on who writes what :P
 
I'd say so, the accidents alone make it a dangerous place to drive. I don't think Spongebob can be called a terrible driver because of this, since he gets nervous when driving.
 
No road markings.


Police force indifferent to reports of speeding.



As for the drivers themselves, my initial thought was to blame Mrs. Puff, since hers is the only boating school in town that we know about. However, we know from SpongeBob's struggles to get a license that she isn't exactly lenient, so we can't accuse her of passing bad drivers. (In fact, she's so concerned about keeping bad drivers off the road that she set up an organization dedicated to it.) Maybe there's another, terrible boating school we don't know about. Or maybe boating school just doesn't provide enough experience to navigate the confusing and poorly policed streets of Bikini Bottom.
 
Cosmic-Loop said:
Wait a minute... That pie-truck logo strangely reminds me of that old ice-cream-lady *ahem* monster's tongue in the first SB movie... >__>

WHAT KIND OF OLD LADY ARE YOU???!!
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hey, I see what you mean! :D
 
Cosmic-Loop said:
Wait a minute... That pie-truck logo strangely reminds me of that old ice-cream-lady *ahem* monster's tongue in the first SB movie... >__>

WHAT KIND OF OLD LADY ARE YOU???!!
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Cosmic-Loop said:
Wait a minute... That pie-truck logo strangely reminds me of that old ice-cream-lady *ahem* monster's tongue in the first SB movie... >__>

WHAT KIND OF OLD LADY ARE YOU???!!
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we now know in the second movie, she'll be selling pies ;]
 
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