goodmorning's Top 30 Worst Spongebob Episodes

[goodmorning]

in honor of my 100th post,i am finally making a list. plus,these are my very first written reviews. i have written the very first reviews,and i love doing these. i may or may not do a top 30 best episodes.

by the way,please keep in mind that this list is my opinion. i am not insulting your opinion,i am just stating what i think about the episodes. i have no problem with you if you like one of the episodes on this list.

before we start,here are a few honorable mentions.




(this would've actually been on the list if i remembered to add it,but it's too late now,and i no longer want to add new entries to the list.)














(same as a day without tears)

i hope i can post the first review tomorrow.

#30 is from season 7.

 

[Popeyes Haunted Barnacles]

Followed. I like how you have Cephalapod Lodge as an honorable mention. After several times of watching it, I concluded it was too mediocre to make it on my list and that it's just a carbon copy of "Good Neighbors" set at a fraternity lodge.

 

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I like that you'll be starting a list. When I first joined, I thought I would just post my list and be out. But just look at me now!

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[SpongeyKid]

I'll follow!

 

[goodmorning]

i said to myself that i would post the very first review tomorrow,but i'm too excited,so i'll post it today.

30.

Rodeo Daze

My very first written review ever. I'm going to start the list with a really stupid episode...The episode starts with nothing really of interest. Then a letter hits Spongebob,and he decides to deliver it to Sandy.

Sandy: [Sandy kicks her door open] Hi-yah! Trying to ninja sneak attack? Hi-yah! Hi-yah! [Sandy kicks Patrick up in the air, and she hits SpongeBob, causing the note in the bottle on SpongeBob’s head to fall out] Well, you’re still no match for my squirrel-fu!

Was that really necessary? Anyways,Sandy reads the letter,which is from her twin brother. And then she sings one of the worst songs in this cartoon's history.

Cows: Rodeo
Sandy: Rodeo
Cows: Rodeo
Sandy: Rodeo
Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo
Cows: Rodeo
Sandy: Rodeo
Cows: Rodeo

Yes,these are ACTUAL LYRICS. That was actually the chorus. By the way,I counted the words,nd they used the word "rodeo" 20 TIMES in this song. The unoriginality is horrendous...After that "song",Sandy goes to the rodeo,and Spongebob wants to "save" her. But instead of turning into a good and epic episode,THIS HAPPENS.

SpongeBob: Oh, this is terrible! We can’t let Sandy go all alone! It’s too dangerous up there, right Patrick?
Patrick: Eh, I’m indifferent.
SpongeBob: How could we live with ourselves if Sandy got hurt, and we weren’t there to help? Why, I wouldn’t be able to look at myself.
Patrick: Look at yourself? How do you do that? [Patrick spins around, trying to look at himself]
SpongeBob: Patrick! This is no time for silly games! Sandy needs us. You understand? Patrick? Patrick!
Patrick: [Patrick is running away, thinking about the wedgie.] No more tight jeans!

ARE YOU SERIOUS? This reminds me of a WAAAAAAAY better episode,"Pressure". You know,when Sandy SAVED PATRICK'S LIFE. And now Patrick says he's INDIFFERENT? So Spongebob goes to the Krusty Krab,asking Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob: So there you have it, Mr. Krabs. Sandy really needs our help.
Mr. Krabs: Ok, explain it to me again, but this time, take out anything that doesn’t have to do with money. Uh-huh, that’s what I thought. [Mr. Krabs walks away]

Did the writers completely forget about "Pressure"? And why did they flanderize Mr. Krabs so much?
All he cares about now is money. And then he asks Squidward,but he obviously refuses,because he's Squidward. And then he asks Plankton and Gary.

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob packs his suitcase] I guess it’s just you and me, Gary. [SpongeBob tries to pack Gary, but Gary doesn’t let go of the floor] Let’s go. Gary the Snail! Do you plan on staying here while Sandy is possibly in trouble somewhere up there?
Gary: Meow meow meow?
SpongeBob: She’s the squirrel.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: No, brown. Gary, what does that have to do [Gary leaves] You too, huh? Well, we’ll see about that!

Did I mention this episode is really mean-spirited? Because it is. Not only did Spongebob simply asks his FRIENDS to go help ANOTHER FRIEND OF THEIRS(maybe except for plankton),but they act like Sandy DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. So Spongebob decides to kidnap the entire town of bikini bottom in bubbles and force them to kidnap sandy. i can't really blame him,it's not his fault his friends were selfish idiots. So they all go to Texas,save Sandy,and that's pretty much it.

What do I have to say about this episode? It's stupid,mean-spirited and boring. I know I said this before,but I'll say it again. Mr. Krabs,Patrick and Squidward were almost eaten by seagulls in the episode "Pressure". Now,these 3 act like they couldn't care less if she died.

#29 is from season 6.

EDIT: now in capitals.

 

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I hate Rodeo Daze on my Bottom 10. And will it kill you to use capitals?

 

[goodmorning]

And will it kill you to use capitals?

i expected someone would say that.

anyways,i'll write the following reviews in capitals.

 

[Popeyes Haunted Barnacles]

I'm so tempted to rewatch this one (to see how bad it is).

 

[SpongeyKid]

Rodeo Daze is very bland, so It's understandable why you put it on here.

 

[goodmorning]

new entry.

by the way,this episode should probably be on the bottom 40,not the bottom 30,but i already reviewed it...

29.

Plankton's Regular

This episode actually had potential. Plus,it really reminds me of Nautical Novice. I honestly don't have pretty much to say about this episode,but I'll try.

It begins with Plankton crying because he has no customers. And then,a fish called Nat enters the Chum Bucket,and he actually wants to eat Plankton's Chum,and likes it.

We cut to the Krusty Krab,where Krabs is playing bowling with money. Plankton enters the restaurant,wanting to rub the fact that he has one customer in his face. But then Krabs turns unlikable. He doesn't care about the fact that he has about 100 customers per day,and wants to make Nat eat at the Krusty Krab. How selfish is that?

Nat: Hey Plankton, can I get another one of your delicous Chum Sticks?
Plankton: But of course loyal customer. [hops out of Mr. Krabs' hands, onto Nat's hand] I'll see you later, loser. Much later! [laughs]
Mr. Krabs: Oh no! How can this be? Boy, front and center!
SpongeBob: Yes, sir!
Mr. Krabs: Plankton's trying to overthrow me business! He's got a customer that actually likes his food! You've gotta get that guy back on our side, with a couple of Krabby Patties.

You have hundreds and thousands of customers paying to eat at the Krusty Krab,why does ONE SINGLE FISH matter to him so much?

And then,we cut to a montage of Spongebob trying to make Nat eat the Krabby Patties. I'll admit,this isn't that bad,but it takes half the episode.

Mr. Krabs: What am I going to do? I can't let Plankton have as much as one single customer! [cries] I just can't afford it.

So Krabs wants Nat just because Plankton has him? Like I said,Krabs is really selfish in this episode. I really hate Krabs a lot in some of the newer episodes. Not only is he 100% obsessed with money,but he's also really arrogant and selfish. And then Krabs and Spongebob try to steal Plankton's formula. Fortunately(or unfortunately,depending on your point of view),Plankton manages to guard the formula. And now,the most infamous part of the episode:the ending.

[Nat walks in]
Plankton: Back for more of my delicious Chum, I see!
Nat: Not this time!
Plankton and Mr. Krabs: Huh?
Nat: [to Karen] Not ever again! The deal's off, computer! I can't eat another bite of that slop, no matter how much you pay me!
Plankton: Ha-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-huh?
Nat: I have eaten ten of those things, and I've all ready had to go to the doctor, twice! [passes out, then two men put him on a medical bed] If you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped, again. [they carry him out]

Wow. Two mean-spirited episodes in a row. But I'll be honest,that's the problem with most of the episodes on this list. So Plankton doesn't have any customers now,because STATUS QUO IS GOD. Ugh,I hate it when episodes do that...

Plankton: What's the deal, Karen?
Karen: The deal, was that I paid Nat to eat your Chum, so you'd quit your constant complaining.
Plankton: All this time, I never had one regular customer?
Karen: Duh.
Plankton: I should have known! Why would anyone ever eat my slop?
Karen: Uhh, there he goes again. Cut it out, Plankton!
Plankton: What? It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure, and wasted of a lower life form! Oh, woe is me! [cries]
SpongeBob: Quickly, now is the time to make a hasty retreat!
Mr. Krabs: What? And miss this? I've never enjoyed me self more! This irony is pretty good stuff. [laughs]

Did I mention Krabs is really sadistic,too?

Basically,this episode is not THAT bad,but the mean-spirited ending completely destroys the entire episode.

#28 is from season 7.

 

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Planktons Regular was pretty okay, but the ending killed all potential whatsoever.

 

[Popeyes Haunted Barnacles]

I didn't include this one on my list but it will probably be an honorable mention because of the ending. I really think for the most part they had a decent plot going but I can see why the ending leaves a sour taste in people's mouths.

 

[goodmorning]

I didn't include this one on my list but it will probably be an honorable mention because of the ending. I really think for the most part they had a decent plot going but I can see why the ending leaves a sour taste in people's mouths.

exactly why i said i should make this an honorable mention.

 

[Master WhoBruh]

I hate Plankton's Regular but I like Rodeo Raze honestly.

 

[goodmorning]

yay,another entry.

28.

Tentacle-Vision

Here we are,the very first Squidward torture on this list. It most certainly isn't going to be the last.

What happens in this episode? Well,Squidward finds out Bikini Bottom Public Access gives away TV shows for free. This is actually a very interesting and promising concept,but they did it horrendously wrong. So Spongebob just so happens to be watching TV when he sees Squidward's show on the TV. So he goes to tell Squidward that he's on tv. He also brings Patrick. This could actually turn out to be very original,sort of like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI,a really good episode. But NOOOOOOO,they have to torture Squidward,instead.

Patrick: Wow! [SpongeBob enters with Patrick]
SpongeBob: So I ran to tell Squidward that he was on TV and he told me that I was on TV and now you're on TV!
Patrick: I'm on TV?! [rushes back to his house and turns on the TV]
Squidward: This isn't happening!!!
Patrick: I'm not on TV! [rushes back into Squidward's house] SpongeBob! I went home and turned on my TV, but... I wasn't on the TV. Why did you lie to me, SpongeBob? Why?

Okay,I'll admit,that was actually funny. But that doesn't save the episode. Patrick decides to be a brain-dead idiot and ruin Squid's show. And no,it's not funny.

Squidward: Patrick, SpongeBob, get off my camera! [gets Patrick off the camera, but Patrick falls onto Squidward. Squidward growls and pushes Patrick off of him] Would you get out of here?
Patrick: [scratching his head] Doubt it. [Squidward slaps his head and sighs]

Squidward lets Patrick be the cameraman,and lets Spongebob be the soundman. And we get a montage of Squidward getting annoyed by Spongebob and Patrick... until Mr. Krabs sees Squidward's show,too. And,fortunately,it results in one of the 2 funny scenes in this episode.

[Mr. Krabs holds a sign that says "Eat at the Krusty Krab" in front of the camera]
Mr. Krabs: Eat at the Krusty Krab, home of the original Krabby Patty! [Squidward gets up] And remember, we change our grease monthly!
Squidward: Out! [pushes Mr. Krabs out and comes back, groans and sighs in relief]
Mr. Krabs: [comes back in, dances with sign and sings] Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! We don't want just you! We want your money too!

But the funny parts end here. So Sandy JUST SO HAPPENS to be watching Squid's show,and she goes to ruin his show,too. so do Plankton and Pearl. Pearl and Plankton end up destroying Squidward's show. LITERALLY. Squidward FINALLY tries to get everyone out of his house,but then Larry comes and INVITES THE ENTIRE TOWN OF BIKINI BOTTOM INTO SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE!!! And then,a fish comes of a limo,enters Squid's house,and does the worst thing somebody could ever do to Squid's show. HE KICKS SQUIDWARD OUT OF HIS OWN SHOW. How is that even possible? Does that fish even know that the show belongs to Squidward? Squidward gets kicked out of his own house now. Wow. This is undoubtely one of the most mean-spirited episodes ever. And then,the ending happens.

Zeus: Hey, hey, hey, Bikini Bottom. Are you ready to party Squidward style?

Oh,so Squidward got his show back?

[crowd cheers, applauds. Cuts to Squidward in his bed frowning] Thank you for making us number one because I was finally able to get... [shows his guitar on camera] ...a new guitar! Thanks, Squidward! [Squidward growls] LET'S PAARRTTYY!!! [As a curtain reveals Zeus, he begins to play guitar as audience cheers and applauds. The scene zooms out to show Sandy line-dancing, SpongeBob playing the keyboard, Patrick playing the drums and Pearl doing her cheer. Mr. Krabs swings on a rope holding the sign that says "Eat at the Krusty Krab" as Plankton is pressing buttons, which fire lasers. Cuts to TV, then to Squidward, who is shocked]
Squidward: [as he stomps on the floor while holding a broom] Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep! [screams as the camera pans down on Zeus, rocks start falling from the ceiling. People continue to party around Squidward's house. Fades to black, ending the episode.]

Wow. Just wow. They don't even let him sleep now. By the way,why is the show named after Squidward if he ISN'T EVEN IN THE SHOW?

In conclusion,this is one of the most mean-spirited episodes ever. Everyone enters Squidward's house and show WITHOUT PERMISSION. Correct me if I'm wrong,but isn't that against the law? I mean,isn't Squidward's house private property? And everyone else is invading his house?

#27 is from season 6.

 

[Master WhoBruh]

That episode is one of my guilty pleasures in this show. The episode is so stupid that It's hilarious just like Pineapple Fewer. I felt bad for Squidward though.

 

[Kerdem]

I'm a Big Hater Of Tentacle Vision (Maybe The Biggest)

 

[More]

Tentacle Vision is the worst Squidward torture episode, and also on my bottom 10.

 

[Popeyes Haunted Barnacles]

I'm going to watch this one tonight to see if it's heinous enough to make it onto my list in some shape or form.

 

[goodmorning]

i know it's pretty early,but i want to post another entry now.

and yes,i know this one is pretty short... sorry.

27.

Gone

Hooray,4 mean-spirited episodes in a row! But,I'll be honest,most episodes on this list have this problem.

I don't really have much to say about this episode,but I guess I'll try to say something about it.

So,the episode begins with Spongebob wanting to feed Gary,but he's not home. Neither are Squidward,Patrick,Mr. Krabs,Sandy,and pretty much everyone else in Bikini Bottom. So,for some reason,he decides to be everyone else in Bikini Bottom. I'll admit,I found this funny at first,but now it seems a little creepy. He's being and acting like everyone. Including Sandy. When he goes to the Boating School and imitates Mrs. Puff,he makes his own driver's license and gets a boat. He really likes that boat,so he decides to name it "Boaty". He does everything with the boat,like taking a shower,working and sleeping. It actually gets creepy after a while.

One day later,Boaty finds out that Spongebob made a Patrick "puppet" made out of Krabby Patty meat. So he spends the next 3 days hiding away from the boat. After that,he gets chased by Boaty through the whole city,and then,the worst part of the episode happens:the ending...

Mr. Krabs: Sheesh. Calm down, boy.
SpongeBob: You're all still alive? Well where did you go?
Mr. Krabs: It was National No SpongeBob Day.
SpongeBob: National No SpongeBob Day?
Mr. Krabs: A whole day dedicated to getting away from you.
SpongeBob: A day? But you guys have been gone for weeks.
Mr. Krabs: Uhh... yeah well... we kinda milked it a little.
[Patrick comes out of the bus, he has a t-shirt with SpongeBob crossed out on it, SpongeBob sees this]
SpongeBob: You too, Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah. Everyone needs at least one day away from... [imitates SpongeBob's laugh]
SpongeBob: [sadly] I'm... glad you had fun. [sobs]

Wow. That's really,REALLY mean-spirited. I understand why Squidward would go on that trip,but Patrick? PATRICK? Not to mention,he's being really annoying. But,the ending manages to get EVEN WORSE!

Mr. Krabs: Aww, cheer up, boy. It's a whole day inspired by you.
SpongeBob: Really?
Mr. Krabs: Of course. [cut to a scene of everyone in Bikini Bottom except SpongeBob around a SpongeBob made of wood] First we build a giant wooden efigee of you, then we burn it to the ground. [the citizens burn it] Whoo-hoo!! Burn, baby! [cut to everyone dancing on the ashes of the efigee] And dance on the ashes like there was no tomorrow.
[cut back to the present time]
SpongeBob: Wow. A whole day dedicated to me. [blushes]

So they lied just so Spongebob wouldn't be mad at them because EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE TOWN HATES HIM? This is easily one of the most mean-spirited episodes of Spongebob I have ever seen.

Basically,Spongebob has been psychologically tormented just because his selfish "FRIENDS" couldn't care less if Spongebob died. Or did they actually want him to DIE? Like I said before, VERY mean-spirited.

By the way,Sandy was also dancing on Spongebob's ashes.

If I said what season #26 is from,it would've been to obvious.