Fry Cook Games 2007!

SpOnGeFaN818

SpOnGeFaN818

Wumbologist
Realistic Fish Head: Welcome sports fans, to the 27th annual Fry Cook Games! Someone start playing the Rocky theme! Ah, that's nice. Here comes the guy who will light the torch! He's walking in right now! Look at the determination on his face!
Fish: I declare these fry cook games open!
Fish Head: He's lit the torch! Say hello to our three teams! SpongeBob SquarePants of the Krusty Krab!
Audience: Yay!
Fish Head: Plankton of the Chum Bucket!
Audience: Boo!
Plankton: Cheer for me or else!
Audience: Boo!
Fish Head: and Patrick of Goofy Goobers! Today is the first event: the Deep Fry Pole Vault! You all know how this works: You vault over a giant fryer, and two judges score you! 1 being the worst, 10 is the best! First up: SpongeBob! He won this event in 2001!
SpongeBob: I don't care if I don't win! I just want to have fun!
Mr. Krabs: Win this event SpongeBob, to bring in more customers!
SpongeBob: Sure thing Mr. K!
Fish Head: He's running as fast as he can, he hits the target perfectly! He's flying through the air!
Singers: Gonna fly now...
Fish Head: Even though I love that song, shut up! He hits the other targer perfectly! Judges!
Mr. Krabs: Wow! That was perfect! 10!
Squidward: I hate to admit it, but that was actually pretty good! 10.
Fish Head: Next up: Patrick!
Patrick: I don't know if I'll beat SpongeBob, but he's my best friend.
Fish Head: He starts running, and ooh, he's a little off on the target and touchs the fryer just a bit, but he hits the other target perfectly! Judges!
Mr. Krabs: 8.
Squidward: 6.
Fish Head: Last and least: Plankton!
Plankton: I HEARD THAT! Anyway, watch out, cause yo Adrian, I mean Karen, I won't let you down!
Fish Head: He starts running, but the pole is too big for him! He falls into the fryers! Judges!
Mr. Krabs: 1.
Squidward: 2.
Fish Head: Plankton has 3/20, Patrick 14/20, and SpongeBob: 20/20! SpongeBob wins the gold! Patrick wins the silver, and Plankton wins bronze! Gold is worth 3 points, silver worth 2, and Bronze worth 1. Let's check out the scoreboard: In 3rd, I mean LAST, (I hope Plankton heard that) is Plankton with 1 point. In second is Patrick with 2 points, and SpongeBob's in the lead with 3 points! Come back tomorrow with the next event, Onion ring routines! See you then!
Coming Up: Onion Ring Routines!
 
Thank you!
EVENT 2: ONION RING ROUTINES
Fish head: Welcome back, and it's time for the next event, the onion ring routines. You will perform a routine on onion rings, and you will be judged on a score of one to ten. First up: since he's in the lead: SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: Good luck to myself. Time for my routine.
Fish Head: He's on his onion rings, and he's doing splits and spins very nicely! Judges, post your scores!
Mr. Krabs: 10.
Squidward: 7.
Fish Head: Since he's in second place, Patrick's up next!
Patrick: I'm hungry. I haven't eaten lunch yet!
Fish Head: You can have lunch afterwards!
Patrick: Onion rings, yummy!
Fish Head: Oh man, he's eating his onion rings!
Patrick: I'M STILL HUNGRY!
Fish Head: He's running out of the stadium to get more food! Judges!
Mr. Krabs: 1.
Squidward: 3.
Fish Head: And since he's in third, I mean (cough) last place, (cough) Plankton's last!
Plankton: Step aside and watch the master do his work!
Fish Head: I hate to admit it, but Plankton might win on this one.
Plankton: Might!? I WILL win!
Fish Head: Fine, he MIGHT win. He's getting on! Wow, what amazing splits and flips and spins! I've never seen anything like this! Judges!
Mr. Krabs: What's so great about it? 8.
Squidward: 10.
Fish Head: SpongeBob has 17 points, Plankton 18, and Patrick 4! I hate to admit it, but Plankton wins the gold!
Plankton: Yes!
Fish Head: SpongeBob gets silver and Patrick with bronze! Let's check out the scoreboard! In third is Patrick with 3 points: 1 silver and one bronze. In second is Plankton with 4 points: 1 gold and one bronze. SpongeBob remains in the lead with 5 points: one gold and one silver! Tune in next time for the third event: the chocolate high dive!
Coming up: The Chocolate High Dive!
 
Thanks!
EVENT 3: THE CHOCOLATE HIGH DIVE
Fish Head: Welcome back, sports fans, and it's time for the third event: the chocolate high dive! You will have to do a dive into a bowl of chocolate, and the judges will rate you on a score of 1 to 10. First up: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: I'm ready, I'm ready!
Fish Head: SpongeBob will be doing the chocolate covered Sponge Cake! He jumps! Wow, what an entry! Judges, you know what to do.
Mr. Krabs: 10.
Squidward: Are you going to give him a ten for everything?
Mr. Krabs: Yes.
Squidward: 8.
Fish Head: Since he's in second, but should be last, Plankton's up next!
Plankton: Stop taunting me, or I'll pull down your underwear!
Fish Head: I'm not wearing any pants!
Plankton: Whatever.
Fish Head: He win be doing the chocolate covered ant! He jumps! Wow, we can't even see where he landed! In fact, we can't see him at all! Judges.
Mr. Krabs: 1.
Squidward: 1.
Fish Head: Finally: Patrick! He rocked your worlds at the 2001 fry cook games, so he might win gold again!
Patrick: Yummy! ME WANT CHOCOLATE!
Fish Head: Later Patrick. He will be doing the truffle! Patrick jumps up, and in midair he curls into a ball! What a fantastic entry! It's almost perfect! Judges!
Mr. Krabs: 10.
Squidward: 9.
Fish Head: Patrick wins the gold! SpongeBob gets silver and Plankton gets bronze! Let's check out the scoreboard! In last once more, is Plankton, with 5 points. 1 gold, 2 bronze. In second is Patrick with 6 points. 1 gold, 1 silver, and 1 bronze! And SpongeBob is still in the lead with 7 points! 1 gold, 2 silver. Tune in tomorrow for the next event, The Patty Vault!
Coming Up: The Patty Vault!
 
EVENT 4: THE PATTY VAULT
Fish Head: Welcome to the fourth event! The Patty vault! The directions for today! You will have to thrown a patty, not with the bun or condiments, as far as you can! For the first time, we're not judging, so the person who throws the patty the farthest wins! First up! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: I've got nerves of steel and muscles of sand!
Fish head: He grabs the patty, and he winds back his arm!
SpongeBob: Let's hope I'm as stong as Rocky Balboa!
Fish Head: Wow, nice throw! Referee, how far did he throw it?
Referee: 20 yards!
Fish Head: Nice! Next up is Patrick!
Patrick: Get ready for the lightning! Ka-ch-ch-chow!
Fish Head: Wow, he copied off of Cars. He's getting ready to throw it!
Patrick: Yummy, lunch!
Fish Head: He bites down on the patty!
Patrick: Yuck! Why didn't someone tell me these were stale?
Fish Head: Shut up and throw the patty!
Patrick: Fine.
Fish Head: He throws it! Ooh, it's coming close to SpongeBob's!
Referee: 19 yards, 2 feet, and 11 inches!
Fish Head: Wow, just an inch behind SpongeBob's! Last and least, Plankton!
Plankton: I heard that, and I'm gonna beat you up from saying that!
Fish Head: Let's just hope he doesn't copy off a movie.
Plankton: Hello, beastie.
Fish Head: Of course, he copied off of POTC 2. AAH! He's standing on my eye! Don't hurt me!
Plankton: Yeah, I'm gonna hurt you all right, I'm gonna give you an atomic wedgie!
Fish Head: He's grabing my underwear, and is gonna jump! AAAAH! MOMMY!
PLEASE STAND BY
Fish Head: Sorry about that folks, Plankton's gonna throw! Ooh far....not!
Referee: One inch.
Fish Head: SpongeBob wins gold! Patrick, silver, Plankton, bronze. Plankton's in last with 6 points. 1 gold, 3 bronze. Second is Patrick with 8 points. 1 gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze. SpongeBob is in the lead with 10 points, 2 gold, 2 silver. Tune in tomorrow for event five: Grill Skating!
Coming up: Grill Skating!
 
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