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Hey, welcome back! And welcome to the 2nd episode of my journey to keep my eyes and soul from the dreaded internet without risking infection. Here to find stuff on the interent that has something to do with SpongeBob. Weird stuff, I have to say.
I'm Matthew, the red Power Roadie. And today I'll be mooting the topic :
5 greatest SpongeBob fanfics
Have you ever heard of the website called fanfiction.net? If so, you ain't impressive. It's one of the most famous website on the world of websites we call the internet. Why? Cause it's a bit like DeviantArt but for people who couldn't draw. It's for the chaps who has ideas and stories to make new episodes for their favourite TV shows. And guess what?
It has an SB page on it!
So the first thing I have to do, as the host of this web series, is to visit the God darn site. Hoping that it won't be filled with talentless shop-lifters with the audacity to post a generic and pointless story. I can assume with the numbers of bad fics, that there are a kind of those people. But there are a number of people who can actually write. Some can even write better than those who wrote and direct the episode "Shuffleboarding".
First thing that I notice with my superior analytical eyes is the fact that there are types of fanfics. And with my superiorly trained brain, I tend to classify them into 2 very deeply complicated typings that you might not understand. So I'll make it easy. There are 2 types of fanfics :
1. Romantic Fanfics
2. Other stuff
But enough chit chat, my goal here is to give you out 5 of the best fanfics in fanfiction.net. And there are a couple of qualifications to meet :
1. >1000 words
2. In English
3. Status is complete
#5 Sixty Spandy Shots by Purplela Vanilla
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7637032/1/Sixty-Spandy-Shots
I can't get out of it. It's so fluffy and long it made me cuddle my pillow reading it in midnight while screaming "awww" thousands of time. For you SB x SC fans out there, this one's for you. It's a fan service. Carefully, thoughtfully and fluffily written.
#4 The Yellow Avenger by SOLMaster
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4697391/1/The-Yellow-Avenger
I love superhero stories, so it'ss not really a big shock to find it in this list. This story is about SpongeBob being a superhero that isn't mermaidman. I love reading those kind of stories. It's just awesome in every way. Brilliantly written as well.
#3 Future Shock by SOLMaster
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3290386/1/Future-Shock
At least that's how I picture DarkEvil LaserPants. This one's a pre-quel. The second one was really good as well, but this one's better because it's less fluffy. The amount of Spandy you find in the 2nd fanfic is too high. So I picked this one. There are even lots of tricky twists.
#2 Mortal Man by DadMom AngryPants
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9034613/1/Mortal-Man
The only fanfic that can make me cry. It's sad, heart-warming, heart-touching and simply too serious to find as a fanfic. It is a work of proper tribute to a great man. I miss you Ernest. I really do. Hope you're in a better place. Now do you love me DMAP?
#1 Felony by Third Kind
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6916184/1/Felony
It's dark, it's creepy, it's exciting, it's enticing, it's gory, it's action packed and it's filled with twists, shocking realistic revelations and a second-to-none character development.
I would whiny like a horse if this shall be the second movie.
So that's it then, thos are what in my opinions are the best fanfics I could find. No seriously, I'm not good at these things. I'm really sorry I'm not as critical as possible but I have limited intelligence on reading. If I do a full scale review I would sound heavily arrogant. I can't possibly make a better fanfic than these. And I'm certain I miss other greats. Hopefully you enjoy it though. See ya for the 3rd episode!
Contest : Make your own fanfic (at least 100 words) Post it.
Prize : 250 doubloons
Again, just PM me if you want to pick the next topic!
I'm Matthew, the red Power Roadie. And today I'll be mooting the topic :
5 greatest SpongeBob fanfics
Have you ever heard of the website called fanfiction.net? If so, you ain't impressive. It's one of the most famous website on the world of websites we call the internet. Why? Cause it's a bit like DeviantArt but for people who couldn't draw. It's for the chaps who has ideas and stories to make new episodes for their favourite TV shows. And guess what?
It has an SB page on it!
So the first thing I have to do, as the host of this web series, is to visit the God darn site. Hoping that it won't be filled with talentless shop-lifters with the audacity to post a generic and pointless story. I can assume with the numbers of bad fics, that there are a kind of those people. But there are a number of people who can actually write. Some can even write better than those who wrote and direct the episode "Shuffleboarding".
First thing that I notice with my superior analytical eyes is the fact that there are types of fanfics. And with my superiorly trained brain, I tend to classify them into 2 very deeply complicated typings that you might not understand. So I'll make it easy. There are 2 types of fanfics :
1. Romantic Fanfics
2. Other stuff
But enough chit chat, my goal here is to give you out 5 of the best fanfics in fanfiction.net. And there are a couple of qualifications to meet :
1. >1000 words
2. In English
3. Status is complete
#5 Sixty Spandy Shots by Purplela Vanilla
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7637032/1/Sixty-Spandy-Shots
I can't get out of it. It's so fluffy and long it made me cuddle my pillow reading it in midnight while screaming "awww" thousands of time. For you SB x SC fans out there, this one's for you. It's a fan service. Carefully, thoughtfully and fluffily written.
#4 The Yellow Avenger by SOLMaster
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4697391/1/The-Yellow-Avenger
I love superhero stories, so it'ss not really a big shock to find it in this list. This story is about SpongeBob being a superhero that isn't mermaidman. I love reading those kind of stories. It's just awesome in every way. Brilliantly written as well.
#3 Future Shock by SOLMaster
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3290386/1/Future-Shock
At least that's how I picture DarkEvil LaserPants. This one's a pre-quel. The second one was really good as well, but this one's better because it's less fluffy. The amount of Spandy you find in the 2nd fanfic is too high. So I picked this one. There are even lots of tricky twists.
#2 Mortal Man by DadMom AngryPants
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9034613/1/Mortal-Man
The only fanfic that can make me cry. It's sad, heart-warming, heart-touching and simply too serious to find as a fanfic. It is a work of proper tribute to a great man. I miss you Ernest. I really do. Hope you're in a better place. Now do you love me DMAP?
#1 Felony by Third Kind
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6916184/1/Felony
It's dark, it's creepy, it's exciting, it's enticing, it's gory, it's action packed and it's filled with twists, shocking realistic revelations and a second-to-none character development.
I would whiny like a horse if this shall be the second movie.
So that's it then, thos are what in my opinions are the best fanfics I could find. No seriously, I'm not good at these things. I'm really sorry I'm not as critical as possible but I have limited intelligence on reading. If I do a full scale review I would sound heavily arrogant. I can't possibly make a better fanfic than these. And I'm certain I miss other greats. Hopefully you enjoy it though. See ya for the 3rd episode!
Contest : Make your own fanfic (at least 100 words) Post it.
Prize : 250 doubloons
Again, just PM me if you want to pick the next topic!