Favorite Squidward quotes.

[Lightning McStorm]

So there was this old topic that you posted your favorite quotes from Squid-Man, so just post your favorite Squidward quotes from the last 16 years.

"Welcome to the house of misery. May I take your order?"

 

[Illiniguy34]

"Does this look unsure to you?"

 

[NoahsBlobs]

WHERE'S MY BUBBLE BATH, MR. KRABS?

 

[President Squidward]

"You can't fool me! I listen to public radio."

 

[BobCarotte]

"Wake me up when I care!"

 

[Lightning McStorm]

"And the walls we oose green slime! NO wait they always do that."

 

[CakeCup]

"Does this look unsure to you?" (shows a close up)
"Next, I suppose you want me to go square dancing with Patrick!"
"OH NO HE'S HOT!"
"Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself? *Screams loud*"
"Sincere service..with a smile!"

 

[Lightning McStorm]

"They uh died in a marching accident.

 

[BobCarotte]

"I hate everyone."

 

[MasiHosseini]

"Too bad that didn't kill me."

 

[BabySmitty]

Because I'm a grossly sentimental jerk:

" All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, I like you! I like living next door, I like your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night!"

Also:

"Why must every eleven minutes of my life BE FILLED WITH MISERY?! WHYYY?!?!"

 

[SUS]

"Everybody is an idiot except for..."
Wait a minute... Um... Oh!
"Rage. Fury. Imitation. Humiliation."

 

[Lightning McStorm]

:No I'm not ready to go.
"RIDE TO LIVE AND LIVE TO RIDE!"

 

[Supmandude]

"Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation."

 

[Fred Mercury]

"Hey, it's not water, it's...... Gas???"

 

[BobCarotte]

"Oh puh-lease! I have no soul."

 

[Illiniguy34]

"*sniffs* Hey, this isn't water. This is....GAS!"

 

[SpongeRoadie UK]

"Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification."

-Squid on Strike

 

[Fred Mercury]

It was rated AARRRRRR

 

[BobCarotte]

"This is idiotic."