Dirty Out of Context Lines

[DankeToYou]

Post some quotes/lines from spongebob that sound dirty out of context.

"Spongebob, get out of my taco"- Patrick, Picture Day.

 

[The Real Nostalgia Critic]

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"For a small fee of $14.98 per person, everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward." - Mr. Krabs, The Two Faces of Squidward

 

[President Squidward]

I'll take it easy when I'm dead

 

[BagelsinEurope]

"Where did our balls go?" -Spongebob, from A Friendly Game

 

[Popeyes Haunted Barnacles]

"I can't find the coin slot. THERE it is!"

 

[Katniss]

"Yes, Sandy, I most certainly am ready! Ready to get it on."

 

[MasiHosseini]

A classic one:

Spongebob:"Doubloons (brings some soap) Don't Drop em'" - Gary Takes A Bath

 

[DankeToYou]

"White stuff"- Spongebob, Spongeguard on Duty

 

[E.V.I.L]

"I can't find the coin slot. THERE it is!"

this is dirty even in context XP

 

[SBManiac!!!!!!]

"Wait, Jeffrey! I have to touch you!" - Patrick Star

this is dirty even in context XP

Same thing with the soap bar/doubloon joke, since that innuendo was intentional.

 

[E.V.I.L]

"Wait, Jeffrey! I have to touch you!" - Patrick Star


Same thing with the soap bar/doubloon joke, since that innuendo was intentional.

what is up with this show and intentional butt innuendos

 

[BrickSponge2015]

"It'll be like a sleepover, only we'll be sweaty, and covered with grease!"

 

[Popeyes Haunted Barnacles]

"Dude, put that thing away. There are like.....children here!"

 

[The Drifter]

"FIRMLY GRASP IT!!"

 

[Popeyes Haunted Barnacles]

"Open up, it's time for the pill!"

 

[Vuvuzela Smasher]

"One wiener later" - Krusty Dogs

 

[Squidina]

How Nick Withers reacts to Squilliam's Gilded Doorknob. "*Jiggle-giggle* Ooohh!"

;)

SB: "Bye, Squidward... Bye, Squidward..." (Yeah, classical example, sorry! I consider it a very adorable, non-romantic moment, but I know very well that it's a fave for out of context 'proof' of SquidBob... that is, a bane of the fandom.)

Squidward: "Goodnight, Clari.."

Squidward: "Is that what he calls it?" (My personal fave classical !"perv" quote - I love the whole episode and that line just had me doubled over laughing!)

Squidward: '...Imagine him in his underwear...' - 'Oh, no! He's HOT!' (Another fave of mine, that has been mentioned over and over again as a classical perv quote.)


OH! Patrick's off-set scream in 'Band Geeks', during his fight with Sandy, before he comes back in wearing the trombone.

 

[Tuba95]

Boy you'd hafta get up pretty early to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs.(Curse of the Hex)

 

[DankeToYou]

"Like something that would make Mr. Krab's wiener thing blow right up in his face!"- Squidward, krusty dogs
"Yeah, blow up"- Spongebob, Krusty Dogs, Reply to what Squidward just said.

 

[Grubby Grouper]

Tickle my fancy on demand!