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Pursuit Blast Destroy
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Why does SpongeBob get in so much trouble?
Because he's always in deep water.
Pearl: What kind of star is Patrick?
:xD: The kind that's not very bright.
Who robs banks and shoots ink?
Billy the Squid.
Who cleans the rooms at Bikini Bottom's hotel?
Mer-maids.
How did Patrick do at his bubble test?
He blew it.
Which book is every fish's favourite?
Huckleberry Fin.
Why does Patrick think octopuses are sweet?
He thinks they're covered in suckers.
Why did Plankton punch the sand?
He wanted to hit the beach.
What did the patty do when it saw SpongeBob's new spatula?
It flipped.
Was Squidward mad when SpongeBob jumped on his mop?
Yes, he flew off the handle.
What does Mr Krabs like best about SpongeBob?
His buck teeth.
Why did SpongeBob tear himself in half at the end of the party?
Sandy said it was time to split.
Why does Sandy's fur stand up on end whenever Plankton's around?
He rubs her the wrong way.
Why can't Sandy play on Patrick's basketball team?
Because he's on an all-star team.
Is Patrick happy with the way he looks?
Yes, he's tickled pink!
^_~ Can you catch a jellyfish with a horn?
:sbx: Sure, if it's a clari-net.
Can you catch a jellyfish with a puppet?
:sbx: Sure, if it's a mario-net.
:patx: Can you catch a jellyfish with your hair?
:sbx: Sure, if you're a bru-net.
:patx: Can you catch a jellyfish with your hands?
:sbx: Sure, but you'll get stung.
Pearl: Do you like barnacles?
:sbx: They're growing on me.
Why didn't the boy penguin ask the girl penguin out on a date?
He got cold feet.
How do you save jellyfish from drowning?
Throw them some life preserves.
Why did SpongeBob toss the sandwich at Patrick?
He wanted to throw him a surprise patty.
Why do SpongeBob and Sandy surf so well together?
They're on the same wavelength.
Why did Gary go to Hollywood?
To be in slow business.
How is Squidward like a tennis instructor?
They both know how to raise a racket.
What did Sandy read in school?
Tex books.
Why does Pearl like the ocean?
She's buoy crazy!
(I made this last one up myself...)
What do you call someone who's gotten on the wrong side of The Tattletale Strangler?
An ambulance - and quick!!
Boom boom!!
Because he's always in deep water.
Pearl: What kind of star is Patrick?
:xD: The kind that's not very bright.
Who robs banks and shoots ink?
Billy the Squid.
Who cleans the rooms at Bikini Bottom's hotel?
Mer-maids.
How did Patrick do at his bubble test?
He blew it.
Which book is every fish's favourite?
Huckleberry Fin.
Why does Patrick think octopuses are sweet?
He thinks they're covered in suckers.
Why did Plankton punch the sand?
He wanted to hit the beach.
What did the patty do when it saw SpongeBob's new spatula?
It flipped.
Was Squidward mad when SpongeBob jumped on his mop?
Yes, he flew off the handle.
What does Mr Krabs like best about SpongeBob?
His buck teeth.
Why did SpongeBob tear himself in half at the end of the party?
Sandy said it was time to split.
Why does Sandy's fur stand up on end whenever Plankton's around?
He rubs her the wrong way.
Why can't Sandy play on Patrick's basketball team?
Because he's on an all-star team.
Is Patrick happy with the way he looks?
Yes, he's tickled pink!
^_~ Can you catch a jellyfish with a horn?
:sbx: Sure, if it's a clari-net.
Can you catch a jellyfish with a puppet? :sbx: Sure, if it's a mario-net.
:patx: Can you catch a jellyfish with your hair?
:sbx: Sure, if you're a bru-net.
:patx: Can you catch a jellyfish with your hands?
:sbx: Sure, but you'll get stung.
Pearl: Do you like barnacles?
:sbx: They're growing on me.
Why didn't the boy penguin ask the girl penguin out on a date?
He got cold feet.
How do you save jellyfish from drowning?
Throw them some life preserves.
Why did SpongeBob toss the sandwich at Patrick?
He wanted to throw him a surprise patty.
Why do SpongeBob and Sandy surf so well together?
They're on the same wavelength.
Why did Gary go to Hollywood?
To be in slow business.
How is Squidward like a tennis instructor?
They both know how to raise a racket.
What did Sandy read in school?
Tex books.
Why does Pearl like the ocean?
She's buoy crazy!
(I made this last one up myself...)
What do you call someone who's gotten on the wrong side of The Tattletale Strangler?
An ambulance - and quick!!
Boom boom!!
That's strange, you s hould have NO problem at all?
Q:What kind of MP3 Player does Squidward use?